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I'm Back! "Idiot Racist Spouts off To Dillinger"

2010-07-16T19:06:00.004+01:00

I'll say first that I know, it's been a terribly long time since I last posted. I know many of you have surely stopped checking if you checked before. For this I'm sorry. I've been very busy and life hasn't allowed me a lot of free time to complain about life on my blog. I've decided that for the time being I'll only post things that I really consider to be worth the time. Those of you who have read my blog before know my stance on idiocy. I can't stand stupid people and I make no attempt to be nice to them. I'm simply incapable of political correctness or humoring the dumb in any way, shape, or form. For this reason I've decide that I simply must post this for the world to see.

I recently got into a debate with a "friend" on facebook. One of those people who added me and for some reason though I'm not sure what reason, I added the guy. He posted this particular article on his page and I found myself unable to let it go.

The Headline.

"Jesse Jackson Believes Cavs Owner Saw LeBron As 'Runaway Slave'"

This is the actual article

The day after LeBron James announced his decision to head to Miami, Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert issued a letter to Cleveland fans trashing James and promising to bring the town a title before James gets one. Today, Jesse Jackson criticized Gilbert for viewing James as a “runaway slave” and called the owner’s comments “mean, arrogant and presumptuous.”

"He speaks as an owner of LeBron and not the owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers," Jackson said in a press release. "His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. He sees LeBron as a runaway slave. This is an owner employee relationship — between business partners — and LeBron honored his contract."

Jackson went on to say that Gilbert’s comments are an attack on all NBA players, and that he should face a “challenge” from the league. Strangely, Jackson did not mention Gilbert’s egregious font selection in his critique.

Let me first just say that anybody that listens to that charlatan and assclown Jesse Jackson and believes a word he says is an idiot. Now here's the "debate" exactly as it went down but with the names changed to protect the stupid (don't ask me why... dumb people tend to bring frivolous lawsuits for things they cause I guess). I'll just call the first guy "Racist Guy" and I'll call the third party who added comments "Third Party Guy" and of course I'll play myself as "Dillinger."

Racist Guy:

One might argue, "yea right, who ever heard of a 60 million dollar slave" but if you did u'd be missing the point. Dan Gilbert spoke about James like he owned him. the zeros behind Jame's salary isn't the point, white racism is. If you think someone owes you anything beyond their contract, you're mistaken and an opportunist who's upset their money couldn't buy free will. Old rich white money makes me sick. I can't wait until certain persons from older generations die and leave their money to their grandchildren who voted for Obama dated black girls.

Third Party Guy:

Leave it to jesse jackson to stir things up. we all say hurtful things to people under certain circumstances. Hell when isaacs mom left I said some nasty shit that i really did mean but i just wanted to try to hurt her because i was hurt. Now if you scale that up to a corporate level its the same thing but millions of more people hear about it. he was upset his star player left and he said what he thought was right at the time even if it wasn't the right thing to say.

Jackson is always throwing out the race card and its hard to even listen to what he has to say anymore. I can see a point to it but this is modern day Rome where all professional sports players(white or black or Hispanic or Asian) are slaves if you want to look at it that way. Remember how it was when Barry Bonds left the Pirates and everytime he came to play against them? or when Bam Morris left the Steelers? fans are just as guilty and without fans there would be no teams which then there would be no owner.

Do you see a Cleveland Cavalier boycott next season or any team? probably not because no one cares about it that much. most people wouldn't see what he said as racist. LeBron will be old news and people will come to the games to watch their team.

As for LeBron he is a great player but who really needs that ego of his. You never saw MJ do that or even Allen Iverson one of the biggest ball hogs never pulled that crap of having a special. Wayne Gretsky? Tupac one of the greatest rappers to exist never held an hour long special to announce he's signing with Death Row.

I respect your opinion though.

Racist Guy:

Very insightful, but does Gilbert affirm his position or does he think he has grounds to stand on?

And of course Jackson played the race card, he's a civil rights leader, that's what he's suppose to do, and that's what he does. Opposing that is like saying, why is the Wall St. Journal always talking about money.

Dillinger:

Playing the race card in modern America is racist, most of the time it creates race issues by calling people racist who aren't racist. You don't bring racial peace or equality by demanding anything more than equality... which is basically all that piece of s#%$ Jackson does. This is a joke.

Racist Guy:

Dang Dillinger, are u Jesse Jackson's illegitimate son? because that's some serious thoughts u got about him. I joke, but while this Lebron thing may or maybe not be post-Obama American racism, do u really think talking less about race issues would alleviate race issues? I mean I got 1st hand experience thanks to the NYCPD, that prove racism is alive and well. Are you saying if I don't bring em up than racism will become a thing of the past?

Dillinger:

You're right about that, I do have plenty of thoughts on Jesse Jackson. I've done my research and I'm certainly willing to say pretty much whatever it is that I'm thinking. You'll never completely get rid of racism because you'll never get rid of stupid. As long as people are different in any way (not just skin color) people will disagree on things and as long as they do they'll fight with any weapon they can (including skin color). This subject is so ridiculously vast I'm not touching it on facebook, only when if ever, an actual face to face discussion can be had.

There are bad cops everywhere and they're mean to white people to I promise. The fact of the matter is, look at the criminal statistics? They don't do this sh** just to be jerks most of the time. I hate stupid people. Do you know why? I see so many totally idiotic, inexcusable morons in my line of work I'm sick of it and I don't deal very well with it all the time. Nice, no, politically (communist) correct, no, but reality, yes. Really, honestly? Of course not everybody fits that but not everybody is smart enough to reason.

The point is that when you look for racism in everything you'll find racism everywhere. Guess what, I absolutely despise Obama. He's a socialist a**clown and the worst and most destructive idiot of a president we have ever had and that's got nothing to do with him being black. Do you know how many times I've been called racist (honestly) simply because the president that I speak so firmly against happens to be black? Nobody asks what I thought of Bush, who was also an idiot. Remember Bush doesn't care about black people? How about Louisiana now all oil soaked with how many white fisherman losing their livelihoods? So Obama doesn't care about white people?

Racism is there if you look for it but does that mean it's real? If anything, the majority of white people are so idiotically anti-racist that they actually put anybody who is of a different race or culture on a pedestal above themselves. The thing is that racism won't die until the issues die that cause "racists". Until minorities don't lead the crime rates (they weren't framed even if Jesse would think so) and until blacks aren't every bit as racist or probably more so than whites overall. Bet you live through a trip into Malibu at night but I don't live through a trip into the Compton at night. Until people on one side stop using past as a crutch for the future, it will never stop.

I still hear sh** about reparations. F***ing really!? Telling somebody else that "you owe me for what somebody did to a possible relative I never knew 200+ years ago" is idiotic, presumptive, and parasitic... especially when most of us who are supposedly part of the problem didn't even have relatives here then. When somebody who's a minority can get automatic preference for a job over me despite being far less qualified, when he can't be fired because there's a quota, when a job can't be started because the quota isn't filled, SOMETHING IS WRONG.

That's certainly racism but not the kind Jesse and Al claim.

How about fire fighters when only whites pass a test with a score that's enough to get a promotion so nobody gets promoted. We've set a standard that is unacceptable. We've surpassed equal treatment and we require preferential treatment and that breeds resentment. Until the system is fixed, things really are fair, and everybody shuts their whiny mouths and learn to stand the f*** up and quit feeling sorry for themselves and fix their own situations then we will always have this same problem. This whole nation full of sorry, p***ified, crybaby, entitlement culture, hand-out expecting, uneducated, poor excuses for what doesn't even deserve to be called Americans now and that includes all races.

You're saying that "Old, rich, white, money, makes you sick" and you don't think that's a racist statement? It is. Posting this sort of thing, acting in this sort of way doesn't make things better it pi**es people off and makes them want to fight you. Al and Jesse are nothing but clowns who are trying to bully evil whitey into a free pass for blacks for everything from behavior over the whole to something as idiotic as reparations if they can get it. Morons who should be deported. As long as anybody is pointing out race anywhere let alone as much as it's used in the black community it will continue to appear and act as a divider and that's exactly what these so called leaders want.

Third Party Guy:

That is impressive. A lot of people don't stop and take the time to think like that. Also not many think for themselves if they do think at all. People hear someone like Jesse say something and then they are backing him up 100% without taking the time to rationalize for themselves. That behavior is sickening.

Most of my childhood i grew up in Pittsburgh and when we moved up here i would spend most summers with my grandma down there. One summer my cousin and myself were walking my grandmas dog minding our own business and we got jumped by a lot of older black kids. My cousin took off running and I'm on the ground getting kicked and punched. I'm there bleeding all over and screaming for help. Finally someone came over and broke it up and his name was Dwayne which happened to be a black kid too.

What I'm trying to get at is just because that happened and psychologically scarred me, it doesn't make me hate against a certain race. Lots of people would use that as an excuse to be racist.

Racist Guy:

I feel ya Third Party Guy, and Dillinger, let me ask you this: If a wealthy White family could trace the foundation of their income to 6 generations of free labor (ie. slavery) and if a certain Black person could trace their lineage to workers who were never paid for their work, who were born and died in bondage, owned like cattle, not allowed to marry, own anything, and legally considered only a percent of human; Dillinger tell me why financial compensation should not be made? Tell me why that OLD WHITE MONEY should stay in the hands of children of criminals?

Receiving stolen goods is supposed to be illegal, right?... and by the way, statistically, White women are the #1 benefiters of affirmative action because technically they are the largest minorities... and unless you've changed since I new you from back in the day, I wouldn't say you're racist; but you do sound insensitive to the deep seated pain that wasn't erased when slavery ended. Some historians argue that Blacks had it worse under Jim Crow than under slavery...AND minorities don't commit crimes, poor people commit crimes. Do minorities tend to be poorer? yes, but the issue isn't race, the issue is resources. Therefore there is no argument to be made on behalf of the cop unless I look poor to them, and I don't look poor, I look Black.

Dillinger:

Why shouldn't the compensation be made by the Africans who sold their fellow Africans to the Europeans who brought them here and sold them? How many blacks in Africa currently are still victimizing other blacks? How many inner city blacks are still victimizing other blacks?

He who is without sin my friend.

Compensation should be made, if you can present the actual live slave holder and the actual, live slave who was forced to work for him. I didn't have any say or any fault in what my great, great, great grandfather did so why should I pay for it (even if my grandparents had been here). Study your history there hoss. Just as many red, white, brown, and yellow men and women have been enslaved throughout the ages as have blacks and not one of them has been compensated. They also don't cry and whine about it. What the f*** makes you feel that blacks are more special? Being MORE recent than MOST does not make it any more special.

This culture of dependence, hate, laziness, and entitlement have been very well cultivated by these so called "black leaders." Nothing but incitement that would get a white man doing the same thing, black list and demonized in modern America when it gets them recognized as great men. I think you've lived in NY too long.

I do have deep seated pain. I have deep seated pain because of resentment of people (of any color) who feel that I, or anybody but his or herself is responsible for providing him or her anything. I'm tired of it always being somebody else's fault and I'm sick of the lack of responsibility among individuals for their own situations.

I know, poor people commit crimes, minorities tend to be poorer. I've heard that mess before. Maybe people end up poor because the have no parental guidance, drop out of school, commit a felony or 3, and then can't get a job because of it. Maybe people end up poor because they're just stupid... really, mentally deficient (again, all races). Survival of the fittest. Yes, maybe it does lack compassion but I have my own problems and I don't need anybody else's problems to fix on top of my own.

Minorities also are taught tend to resent white people and culture or anything they associate with it including education. It's not white people's fault that so many black children grow up with no father. It's not white people's fault that so many black women get left with 1, 2, 3 children without a father. It is up to the black community to stop waiting for white people to just give until things get fixed because it just makes lazier and lazier people who need more and more. The black community must stand up, man up, and begin pulling itself up from within by taking responsibility instead of waiting for somebody else to do it.

As for the cop, yeah, you look black... Maybe the cop was racist... your comment about white women and black men and old white money was too. Maybe he deals with way too many black criminals. Maybe he only did that particular day. Maybe he's just a moron. He is not all of us.

If we start doling out cash settlements to every individual or relative of an individual who has ever been and ever is wronged by somebody else the whole world would crash and burn in chaos. For f*** sake, we already have walking atrocity in the current state of our overly litigious society full of freebie graspers and ambulance chasers suing over current s*** that is of course not their fault. At least the old lady who sues when she spills McDonald's hot coffee on herself can say that she's trying to get compensation for something that actually happened to her personally.

Even if you do still think that you're particularly oppressed and that reparations are deserved... I'm fairly confident in saying hop in line because the Jews are going to get paid first. They've pretty much been oppressed by just about everybody for the vast majority of written time and the Muslims are still trying to kill them, no particular reasoning necessary. Funny thing is, they seem to manage a thriving nation despite all that and they aren't crying for handouts.

After a bit more consideration I've come to a conclusion. I may be willing to concede that reparations are just if you'll agree to this. If any ancestor of yours or anybody else ever harmed or wronged another and was not caught or did not legally suffer for that wrong then any of his decendents may be held legally or financially responsible for the past unpaid debt no matter the generation gap. Therefore, if it were to be found tomorrow that your great, great, grandfather murdered somebody and got away with it then you shall justly be executed for it.

In fact, you'll have to make good on all those decades of late fines out of your family savings before you are executed. If you simply want reparations for prevailing wage at the time, for a white man of course, then I would say $500 per family total would more than cover it. Any welfare pay collected by the individual counts against the debt.

Oh, and if you would like to hear a story sometime... I'll tell you, or better yet I'll have my fiance tell you of the misery she went through for over a year working under a black and VERY racist boss who treated her like absolute s***. Unless of course you actually believe and based on your previous argument I'm not sure you don't, that blacks can't be racist against whites.

Racist Guy:

You got too much anger in you man, i think u need Jesus.

Dillinger:

Ha. That's not so much anger as your misinterpretation and unwillingness to accept cold, hard, logic and basic reality. Intelligence, knowledge, and rationality are the only Jesus I'll ever need.

Racist Guy:

:-)

Dillinger:

As I thought.

And that's how it was left.

Tell me that I'm wrong, anybody.... I'm all ears.

I Hate Political Carbon Copy Talking Head Reporters

2010-02-17T17:41:00.002Z

People wonder why I hate Liberals yet won’t identify as a conservative either. Though the Liberals stand for the vast majority of what I hate, the Conservatives pull this shit. “I spent 8 seconds viewing a video game trailer that didn’t include the clip I’m talking about and therefore I didn’t see, but I’m going to make all sorts of grandios statements about the clip I didn’t see anyhow.” Then of course they throw in a Psychology “Specialist” (in other words she isn’t a doctor and is probably an undergraduate student) to add her barely informed opinion on the matter. Of course she hasn’t seen the game or the clip she’s judging either.

The “specialist” has no idea what is involved in the actual “situation” about which they’re talking. She spews some basic, textbook psycho-babble about a perceived, hypothetical situation that she imagines about how children can’t deal with sex. Next she proceeds to get angry and holier-than-thou when it’s obvious that she as well as anybody watching objectively knows that she doesn’t have a clue what she’s fighting against. This woman is a joke. “Let me at him” she says at the end? Lady, you obviously lost. You were confused and you had no point and to make it worse it was obvious and you knew it and you still tried to play smug and educated which only made you look like more of a fucking moron.

Should a game with an evil booby get a mature rating? Maybe. Maybe you should watch your fucking children. I love the idiot comment about children not being constantly supervised like they were in previous times. The times haven’t changed, people have. You as a parent have no less responsibility now than you did 5, 10, 40 years ago. It is your job to control what your kids do and if you fail that is your fault and your fault alone and that is 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. Don’t try to censor shit because you’re an inept parent who thinks it’s your right to parent when you can manage it. You popped the little fucker out you control it.

Sex isn’t evil. Nudity isn’t evil. Breasts and vaginas and penises and assholes and everything in-between are not evil. These are natural parts of a natural human body and it’s nothing more than your medieval beliefs and rules against seeing them that make them evil. If God created the vagina I’m guessing he didn’t do it as a cruel joke to embarrass a woman and he didn’t create a penis so the man would have something to make him uncomfortable in the morning. Oh sex is so evil and forbidden ooooh don’t do it and don’t watch it... but be sure to have kids to further the species and be sure to teach them how evil sex is and not to do it. Fucking morons... may your sexual organs shrivel up and fall right off your body and may they do it before you have a chance to reproduce so you can’t pass on such primitive stupidity.
Obviously not all Conservatives feel this way but this is why Liberals say that Fox News is biased to the Right. In some glaring cases it is. Not that every other news source isn’t biased to the left but that doesn’t make it any less true. How about this news sources on both sides. Report the actual fact about what is occurring. The whole fact would be awesome... all of it... in entirety. Once you’ve done that, shut the fuck up. You are news commentators, anchors, slash whatevers because you were prettyish, not because you were smart. Lets face it, communications is not a difficult major, and you just happened to be not too stupid to fail to obtain passing marks in it. You are not qualified to make observations, and many of you are barely qualified to tie your own shoes so just sit there, look pretty, say exactly what is happening without adding what you think, and then shut up again. K? MMMM K. We as the viewers will then decide what we think about the subject all for our very selves and all on our very own.

Oh, and don’t give me a specialist when what is called for is a Doctor. If I decide to be a specialist in parenting it just means that’s what I’m focused on, not that I know jack shit about doing it correctly and especially not that a centralized governing body is willing to certify that I do.

More Completely Rational and Very Perceptive Accusations From Big Hugo

2010-01-19T17:51:00.004Z

Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez has had yet another one of his shining revelations on Sunday. Chavez, who’s friends know him as “the crazy, paranoid, asshole in charge” accused the United States of using the earthquake in Haiti as a pretext to occupy the devastated Caribbean country and offered to send fuel from his OPEC nation.

It is a fact that Haiti is strategic to the United States in so many ways it could make one’s head spin. Haiti is located in the Ocean which means it’s practically made out of gold. Not only is Haiti in the ocean but it’s also just Southeast of the beautiful island resort destination of the stars... Cuba. Actually, now that I think about it, that joke is rather ironic considering how close to commie most of the misinformed fucktards in Hollywood actually are.

Orrr... Haiti is approximately 10714 square miles of uneducated, poverty stricken, psuedo-war-zone which now, also, has very little real-estate left either. (I use the term real-estate very loosely... In this case it refers to anything a person can dwell in, on, or under, such as a piece of metal, several boards tied together with a haggard piece of rope, a refrigerator box, etc.)

"I read that 3,000 soldiers are arriving, Marines armed as if they were going to war. There is not a shortage of guns there, my God. Doctors, medicine, fuel, field hospitals, that's what the United States should send," Chavez said on his weekly television show which is translated into English as Hello Megalomaniacal Socialist Dictator. Ok, maybe I lied about that part, it’s actually Hello President, he calls himself the President, isn’t that cute. "They are occupying Haiti undercover” he continued.

Chavez does have a point. Why send all the troops, why not just send the medical supplies, generators, fuel, food, etc., there and let the people distribute it amongst themselves? Surely the people of Haiti, though violent and fairly lawless before the quake, will have come together in an exemplary show of humanity and kindness. I can see it now, the stronger would fairly and evenly ration everything out to their poorer and weaker brethren. It is simply not conceivable to think that people would turn to looting , lynch mobs and general violence to solve their problems.

It is another common fact that, the United States is trying desperately to snag this wonderful prospect before all of the other vultures get their hands on it. Chavez sees through the ruse and realizes that what America is always trying to obtain. What America can never get enough of, is emaciated, uneducated, French speaking black men and women with no employable skills whatsoever (other than the ability to reproduce). If only we can gain control of Haiti, the world shall kneel before our greatness once more!

Chavez continued in saying “on top of that, you don't see them in the streets. Are they picking up bodies? ... Are they looking for the injured? You don't see them. I haven't seen them. Where are they?" Upon further investigation it was determined by Chavez’s optometrist that he had in fact not seen them and there were fortunately no discernible vision problems involved. As it turns out, and was pointed out by one of Chavez’s top aids, El Presidente Chavez was facing South at the time. When told that in order to see them his Excellent Presidente would need to turn to the slight Northwest he repeatedly shuffled his feet about without actually turning and continued to say “I still don’t see them!” The aid that pointed out Chavez's direction miscalculation was “unavailable ~~forever~~ for comment.”

Chavez promised to send as much gasoline as Haiti needs for electricity generation and transport. This is fortunate because gasoline is exactly what Haiti needs to run its impressive fleet of trucks to transport goods, people, and services.

What makes this even better is that the one generator on the island also runs on gasoline. Even if the fleet of trucks were to fail and the generator were to break, the people of Haiti needn’t fear because Hugo’s generous and relevant gift of Gasoline is so delicious and nutritious they will at least not continue to go hungry.

A perennial foe of U.S. "imperialism," Chavez said he did not wish to diminish the humanitarian effort made by the United States and was only questioning the need for so many troops. This is very true because there aren’t more than a handful of large, violent factions/gangs in the whole country. Not more than several hundred small, armed, bands willing to kill for a snickers bar, or steal whatever else they want. And there are not more than a few thousand firearms to be had for use by these factions. It’s true Hugo, there is no need for all these troops. Why all the soldiers America? Hugo and I know what you’re up to, and we have our eyes on you!

The United States is sending more than 5,000 Marines and soldiers to Haiti, and a hospital ship is due to arrive later this week. You may have remembered Chavez saying on his show that hospitals were needed and the U.S. was sending troops instead of those. This is true as well, and you should be aware that he said they needed field hospitals. This is because hospital ships don’t count, the hospital must be in the field in order to work. Without the field hospital on dry land it is simply useless. Bandages, medicines, food, etc., simply don’t work while on boats and the United States should know this.

Venezuela has sent several planes to Haiti with Venezuelan citizens who have been told that they are doctors, aid and some citizens who have been appointed as soldiers. A Russia-Venezuela mission was set to leave Venezuela on Monday carrying aid on Russian planes. Which were build in 1971 and are the absolute, top of the line (though slightly rusty... and drafty) aircraft in the Russian fleet. It is guaranteed that most of the Russia-Venezuela fleet will arrive safe and sound in Haiti eventually.

Chavez said Venezuela's planes were the first to land in Haiti after Tuesday's 7.0 magnitude earthquake, which wrecked the capital Port-Au-Prince and killed as many as 200,000 people. Chavez also said that his planes were the first to land on Mars and that he invented the internet before Al Gore. Chavez also insisted that polar bears are American undercover agents attempting to secure the prime real-estate in the arctic regions, and the United States is in fact the one who killed Jesus.

I'm Sick of Haiti... No, Really, I Don't Care At All

2010-01-18T18:04:00.001Z

It turns out that Haiti rattled and fell down. Oh no, boo-hoo, what in the world shall we ever do. Have you seen this in the news? I thought so, it’s in all the news every second all day long since it happened. Now all those poor Haitians are poor and hungry and don’t have any homes to live in. We need to send them money! All the celebrities are telling us so. That must be because Brad and Angelina must simply not have the funds to help and plain old you and I do. (I’m surprised they haven’t adopted the whole country already) President Big Ears is telling us so but we’re all aware that he simply loves a chance to flush money down the shitter.

Frankly, I’m fucking sick of it. I’m sick and tired of it all, I simply don’t care at all what happens to Haiti. Must be because I’m racist huh? Maybe it’s simply because I don’t care about black people? There will be those who will say both. It’s partly true, I don’t care about black people I don’t know. I also don’t care about white people I don’t know either. Unless you prove otherwise, it can be done, being actually from my own country is a good start. I'm all about getting my own problems straight before I work on yours. I’m simply not going to concern myself with you until I work out all of the other things that I’m already concerned with and find myself in need of a cause.

The actual fact is this: It’s not my country, they aren’t my countrymen, they aren’t related to me, I don’t know them. The second and more important tier is this: they were poor as dirt to begin with, they were hungry and without food in the first place, they didn’t have homes or possessions before the earthquake. Long story short... their shanty/lean-to fell down and the shaking scared them or their emaciated farm animals if they had one. End result? Do-good-hippie-crusaders send money, money ends up in hands of Haitian “government” to rebuild their mansions and help resume oppression and violence against the poor.

How about I’ll just keep my money... yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I’m sure President Asshat will just find a way to send taxpayer money to them so I’ll get bled anyhow. The United States will send and is already sending aid which will certainly total millions of dollars, and troops which will ultimately cost millions more. Would somebody answer me these questions.

Is the United States not in the midst of a recession?

Is the United States not saddled with a MASSIVE dept to what I’ll term “bad-guy nations?”

Now where the fuck is that money coming from that we’re sending to Haiti?

We’re borrowing that money that we’re sending to Haiti at massive interest to ourselves.

I’m pretty sure that we should simply allow the nations that actually have the money to donate the money. That’s like if I make $20,000 a year and I rack up $500,000 in credit card debt. Now I’ve got half a mil in debt and creditors all up my ass. My friend Useless McPoorcountry has his mobile home washed away in a flood and he calls me all crying and shit. Talking about, my poor family hain’t got nowhere to live no more, please help. So I decide, “well, I don’t have any money, I have a huge debt I may never pay off, I’ll just borrow some more money to buy him a new mobile home even though I’m about to have all my possessions taken away.”

I’m sure that Useless McPoorcountry is will someday remember our generosity and pay us back when we’re in need, just like France did a half century later when we needed assistance in “The War on Terror.” Gee, I think that pretty goddamn accurately sums it up. If Wyclef wants to send money and assistance he can take his ass to Haiti and deliver his own “earned” (which is arguable) money to them. Don’t take MY money out of the taxes I payed to help MY country, without my permission. If you think that’s “inhumane” or even “inhuman” I don’t really care so fuck you. We’re not a completely socialist world yet, you have your crusades and I have mine. I don’t feel bad when I see the save the starving Africans commercials and I just don’t feel bad for the Haitians. In fact, the more attempts he, she, they make at making me feel bad in an attempt to guilt me into sending my money, the less I care and the more I want that country to simply sink into the ocean to never be seen again.

China Is Running Out of Women

2010-01-11T18:57:00.000Z

First and foremost I would like to say that I know I have taken an unusually large break from my rantings, for this I am sorry. I hope, and I’m guessing that most of you get about in your days and weeks just fine without my random bitch fests. I’ve been very busy lately and continue to be very busy so I haven’t had much time for posting. For this reason I have been just waiting for something that stood out as worthy of a hearty verbal beating. I think this might be the one.

I have to say, that I hate a lot of things. Some of you may think hate is a strong word and that I’m probably being dramatic. I’m always dramatic but I really do hate this one. I hate China! I don’t hate the Chinese people per say, I don’t know them so I can’t really hate them. What I hate is their country, their government, and it’s policies. There are certain things that stand out more than others, but they have a lot of them. Some of the fucked up shit they eat (ex. Dogs). Some of the archaic and generally medieval beliefs about stupid “home remedies” like endangered tiger penis’ that if snorted in a low light setting while chanting making your man junk stand up straighter.

The idea that it is perfectly acceptable to industrialize 100% of a country and cause species to go extinct at the rate of water dropping over Angel Falls. General lack of a shit to give about any sort of human rights at all if it conflicts with becoming a superpower. I’m no environmental crusader by far, but I do think that all countries should regulate certain things. China’s insistence on being allowed to pollute the earth with lead, mercury, and any other hazardous wastes they see fit at as high a rate as they can manage in the name of money pisses me right the fuck off. I’ve heard the argument that “powers” did so 100 years ago and that’s why they are superpowers. Great, now we know better so go fuck yourselves China.

This is primarily why I find this particular article rather hilarious. It turns out that yet another retarded Chinese practice/belief is going to begin to bare rotten fruit... soonish.

More than 24 million Chinese men of marrying age could find themselves without spouses in 2020, state media reported. The study, by the government-backed Chinese Academy of Social Sciences, named the gender imbalance among newborns as the most serious demographic problem for the country's population.

"Sex-specific abortions remained extremely commonplace, especially in rural areas," where the cultural preference for boys over girls is strongest, the study said, while noting the reasons for the gender imbalance were "complex."

Researcher Wang Guangzhou said the skewed birth ratio could lead to difficulties for men with lower incomes in finding spouses, as well as a widening age gap between partners. According to Dillinger there really isn’t a problem there either. Allow me to explain. China can take up the wonderful and peaceful religion of Islam. This will allow them to mercilessly rape and molest the women they do have in the name of Allah and cause the birth rates to skyrocket. Once the new round of female births reach the age of 9 they can be sold into loveless marriages with men old enough to be their grandfathers and this will close the gap.

Another researcher quoted by the newspaper, Wang Yuesheng, said men in poorer parts of China would be forced to accept marriages late in life or remain single for life, which could "cause a break in family lines” which nobody would notice anyhow because there are only upwards of 36 last names for the entire population.

"The chance of getting married will be rare if a man is more than 40 years old in the countryside. They will be more dependent on social security as they age and have fewer household resources to rely on," Wang said. So it turns out that communism doesn’t work? NO WAY! It’s a good thing somebody finally tested it after so many years so we finally know.

The situation influenced people to seek male offspring, who are preferred for their greater earning potential as adults and thus their ability to care for their elderly parents. Dillinger doesn’t see the problem. A 50 year old virgin son with no wife or kids will have even more money to spend on asbestos lined adult diapers and bootlegged, lead infused Ensure for mom and pop.

The Global Times said abductions and trafficking of women were "rampant" in areas with excess numbers of men, citing the National Population and Family Planning Commission. Illegal marriages and forced prostitution were also problems in those areas, it said. Alla hu Akbar?

The study said that in some areas the male-female ratio was as high as 130 males for every 100 females, a report by the Mirror Evening newspaper said. The report said the study urged the government to relax the so-called "one-child" policy and study the possibility of encouraging "cross-country marriages." An excellent policy change this would be too. When you’re already living with 19 people per square inch in “populated” areas what is another 5 or 6? This is why we are built with laps. Besides, those pesky animals are just taking up valuable space and making no contributions in other areas so they can always be evicted. What the hell good is a fat, bumbling, bamboo eating, black and white bear anyhow?

China first implemented its population control policy in 1979, generally limiting families to one child, with some exceptions for rural farmers, ethnic minorities and other groups. Researchers said the gender imbalance problem cropped up in the late 1980s when the use of ultrasound technology became more prevalent. This allowed women to easily determine the sex of their foetuses, leading to an increased number of sex-selective abortions.

Good call China, you guys are too awesome for your own good. You just keep on keepin’ on. Soon you’ll be all depressed, hanging out with your blue balls and contraband porn, wankin’ yourself raw while sitting in a puddle of your own lead contaminated tears. You could always invest in some Japanese technology like Love Plus to ease the loneliness and get your pedo on.

Or if you exhaust yourself with morbid depression and self-loathing.

Or if you need something to cuddle in your infinite sadness or to hump away at when you finally snap.

The Only Christmas Song I Don't Hate

2009-12-25T05:47:00.006Z

Merry Christmas to all those of you out there who aren't wankers. If you are a wanker then bugger off. You know who you are. Merry Christmas people.

Vladimir The Judo Master Putin

2009-12-22T23:51:00.005Z

Russian leader Vladimir Putin has offered to join the national judo team after showing off his martial arts skills to members of the squad. Strangely enough, he was actually wearing a shirt while he did it. A gi I suppose they call it, but it could barely contain his raw manliness. They actually had to give the gi steroids to keep it from simply disintegrating in his presence.

The 57-year-young prime minister (he's actually 57 centuries old but being modest and denying his immortality) made the proposal at a special coaching session on Saturday aired on state television. Who wouldn’t want Putin on the team. He once judo chopped a Tyrannosaurus Rex to death with a single Putin blow to the cranium and then made Chuck Norris cry. That shit is good for morale. Here's a little tidbit I bet you didn't know, his pecs are named destroyer 1 and destroyer two while his biceps are named apocalypse and death. It's true!

Putin, who many observers believe is still paramount leader despite standing down as president last year, entered the hall of St Petersburg's School of Sport Mastery dressed in a white judo gi and black belt, to the ~~mandatory~~ applause from the assembled squad. ~~One squad member who was not paying attention and failed to applaud was immediately reassigned to the Siberian Gulag Judo Squad.~~

After bowing, the former KGB macho awesome Prime Minister went onto the mats, throwing squad members half his age and even tackling the chief trainer, Olympic Gold medallist Ezio Gamba who began shaking uncontrollably and tearing up (despite trying to hide it) while muttering about his family and refusing to comment about suggestions that he may have allowed Putin to win.

Then, over tea and cakes, Putin made the suggestion. “If the team is not good enough without me you may tap into my vast, awesome, manliness to assist the motherland in conquering all” (quote may not be exact) he told the trainer, an Italian who won gold at the 1980 Moscow Olympics.

Putin, then pulled out his giant balls and slammed all 92.64 pounds of them onto the coffee table and exclaimed “you may now stroke the perfection of the Putin... touch the balls, feel the power" and the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats.

Officials praised Putin's technique in the Japanese martial art, and dismissed any hint that he may have been allowed to win. "He has the psychology of a winner, the psychology of the victorious" and thinking he was now off the record, Georgy Kukoverov, the school's chief begged for assistance defecting.

Since becoming prime minister, Putin has fueled speculation that he could return to the Kremlin one day with a series of high-profile stunts, baring his chest while riding a horse in Siberia before snapping it's neck like a celery stock.

Fly fishing shirtless just before using his manly yell to part the stream and capture the floundering fish with his teeth.

Tranquilizing a Siberian tiger with electricity from his personality.

Flying a fighter jet to the year 1758 and back defying the laws of space and time.

And single handedly punching a meteor back out of the solar system with his iron fists before it could land and destroy the earth. All cameras were immediately vaporized by the raw power of that one so no photos are available. There was almost a slight controversy when Putin accidentally walked too close to a Russian girl’s school causing the immediate pregnancy of 938 school girls ages 13 - 18 as well as a female bear in the forest nearby (his manly fertility knows no species boundaries) but then all realized how lucky any girl would be to bare Putin’s child and the motherland rejoiced.

When asked to comment, Hugo Chavez exclaimed that since he's already renaming things, all Venezuelan citizens will from now on refer to Russia as The Glorious Republic of Vladimir Putin.

Angels Falls Isn’t So Angelic Says Chavez

2009-12-21T13:20:00.000Z

The Crazy Fucker who is running Venezuela doesn’t want to call the waterfall “Angel Falls" anymore. Dictator “President” Hugo Chavez wants to revert back to the indigenous name doesn’t really matter.

The falls were first brought to the attention of the world when US pilot Jimmy Angel first spotted them in 1937. Since then the falls have become one of Venezuela's top tourist attractions. Nobody is quite sure what the others might be.

Big Hugo pictured here

and in a later photo

cannot accept that the falls were discovered by an American. "How could we accept this idea that the falls were discovered by a guy who came from the United States in a plane. If we do that, that would be like accepting that nobody was living here," Chavez mused on his weekly radio and television show, "Hello Mr ~~Megalomaniac~~ President."

While this is true that the falls were surely not “discovered” by Angel, it is also a little far fetched to believe that tiny black men wearing garden vegetables on their penis’ and killing chinchillas for dinner using sharp sticks are going to do a very good job getting the word out about sight seeing options.

"Nobody should speak of Angel Falls any more," Chavez said. "That is ours, and was a long time before Angel ever got there."

Chavez first proposed calling it the “America Is The Evil Devil Country And I Hate Them Falls” but many said in the native Venezuelan language it just didn’t have a good ring to it.

In indigenous Pemon, the falls are called Kerepakupai meru, meaning... well, something about deep places and falls but I drifted off while they were explaining it.

Chavez likes to change the names of things, it helps make him feel more important and his tiny penis grows a fraction of a millimeter each time he does.

After he came to power in 1999 the herptified cunt Chavez changed the name of his own country from just plain Venezuela to the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela because it obviously sounds more ~~moronic~~ ~~Marxist~~ proper. That move was to pay homage to independence fighter Simón José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad Bolívar Palacios y Blanco... (no, seriously, that’s his name) but most just call him Simon Bolivar and unless you give a flying fuck about South American history he is otherwise irrelevant... I don’t, so I’ll move on without explaining further.

The sphincter Chavez then renamed a mountain in Caracas, previously known as Cerro Avila, with its indigenous name, Guaraira Repano which might mean “Little Fat Dictator Who Looks As Though He Has A Touch Of Down Syndrome Mountain” in the native tongue.

He then renamed megalomaniacal paranoid schizophrenia as self confidence.

Iran Gives The West Another Big "Fuck You"

2009-12-16T14:06:00.002Z

And the West continues to sit with its thumb up its ass.

Iran has successfully test-fired a long-range, upgraded Sejil 2 missile on Wednesday, state television reported, a feat that can be likened to a child with severe autism acquiring a 5 gallon bucket containing ricin. In their typical moronic, liberal, way, Western sources are now beginning to pretend they are somehow surprised by this and some even suppose that it might cause tension with Iran. Others suspect that concerns will quickly turn back to more pressing matters like what is that kooky Kanye West up to this time!

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown said the launch was of serious concern to the international community and underlined the case for spreading assistance checks and possibly handing out council estates to Iranian officials so they will be more likely to mill about, drink too many Stellas, and stab pensioners instead of blowing up countries.

Iranian Defense Minister Ahmad “Dastardly Dan” Vahidi said the test was part of efforts to boost Iran’s abilities to annihilate infidels with extreme prejudice.

Al Alam, Iran's Arabic-language satellite television, said the two-stage, solid fuel Sejil missile had a longer range than the Islamic Republic's Shahab model. It continued to say that President Ahmadinejad’s penis was 16 inches long by 12 inch circumference, his cars were all faster than yours, he can solve a rubiks cube in under 3 seconds every time, and his father can beat up our father.

Iranian officials failed to hide their throbbing boners as they said the Shahab 3 missile can reach targets up to 2,000 km (1,250 miles) away. Such a range would put Israel and U.S. bases in the Gulf within reach.

The missile test coincides with increased tension over Iran's nuclear program, which the West willingly stood by and allowed because there are giant dripping cunts without even a single hint of the balls needed to actually stand up for themselves and for their very survival even when the threat is obvious and loudly outspoken in intention. Iran, with winks and nods to one another, stated, “no, we simply want to enrich uranium so that we can have power to run air conditioners better.”

Neither Israel nor the United States have ruled out military action if diplomacy fails to resolve the dispute. Iran has vowed to retaliate against any attack.

Meanwhile, Israel is standing by waiting for the pussy Obama to say “it’s alright to defend yourselves” and Obama is waiting for somebody to change his sopping wet pad so he can concentrate on even more effectively erasing any technological advantages the West may have against the willingly “martyred” Muslim nutters who are diligently plugging away at their favorite hobby... which happens to be devising ways to kill infidels with common household products you can find in a household in a shitty fucking country trying desperately to climb out of third world status despite the ridiculous constraints imposed by it’s morbidly oppressive and ridiculous, and almost laughable (if it weren’t so goddamn dangerous) religion.

State television showed a missile launched from desert-like terrain soaring into the sky with a long vapor trail. It then showed President Ahmadinejad clutching his missile and giggling like a school girl.

"Iran successfully tests optimized version of the first non-camel transported Sejil 2 missile," it said in a breaking news headline.

Vahidi said the missile, which he said was developed by the only Iranian scientists that they haven’t killed because science is incompatible with Islam, needed a shorter launch time and was even more accurate than throwing stones at the heads of women, state television said.

The test came a day after the U.S. House of Representatives approved legislation that they’ll use to threaten to but will never actually use to impose sanctions on foreign companies that help supply gasoline to Iran. This is a measure lawmakers (liars elected by nieve public) pretend to hope will deter Tehran from pursuing its nuclear work.

Iran has repeatedly shrugged off the impact of such punitive measures, that include three rounds of limited U.N. sanctions since 2006 because all they need is the capability to wipe Israel off the map and blow up a few U.S. cities and they’ll finally get those portly and sweaty, unibrow-having “virgins” that Allah promised them. They just want something to have sex with that doesn’t have 4 legs and spit at them... can you blame them.

In Copenhagen, Britain's Brown said after meeting U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon: "I have expressed to him and he has also expressed concern about the test of a long-range missile by Iran. With that circle jerk complete, Brown flew back to continue perpetuating the decline of his once great country while General Blanket Who-Gives-A-Shit continued to be almost as useless like the organization he is a part of.

"This is a matter of serious concern to the international community and it does make the case for us moving further on sanctions ... We will treat this with the seriousness it deserves." When asked what that meant, General Blanky Poon said the West will continue to talk semi-tough, threaten things they don’t plan of following through with, repeatedly mention how peaceful Islam is, and basically ignore the issue until it hopefully disappears. If the situation gets bad enough, a few peacekeepers will be sent to get shot and retreat.

In September, Iran test-fired missiles which a commander said could reach any regional target. The White House branded those tests "provocative" let out a tiny poo in it’s collective White House pants.
Washington suspects Iran is trying to develop nuclear bomb capability and has previously expressed concern about Tehran's missile program. Iran says its nuclear work is solely for generating peaceful electricity and then several officials peacefully used a large rock to smash the skull of a woman who was buried up to her waist in the street for not having dinner ready when her husband returned from Jihad training camp.

Earlier this week, diplomats said intelligence (a term we use loosely) suggested that Iran worked on testing a key atomic bomb component as recently as 2007, a finding which if proven would clash with Iran's assertion its nuclear work is for civilian use which Western officials are trying very hard to believe just long enough to get us all killed so they’ll get reelected up until the very last election.

Iran's Foreign Ministry rejected the claim as "baseless" and as Westerners we know for a fact that all people are always good and Islam is the religion of peace which would never lie to us.

On Tuesday, Israeli military intelligence chief Major-General Amos Yadlin said: "Iran is striving to improve it surface-to-surface missile capability. It is developing missiles propelled by solid fuel and is expanding their range to other continents." On Wednesday President Obama offered to sucky sucky fi dolla for three prominent Muslim officials and groveled at the feet of two more while he massaged the bunions of an Imam, bowed to a Chinese official, and at the same time laid his jacket over a mud puddle so a Somali Warlord didn’t soil his shoe-less feet.

The United States and five other major powers said on Tuesday that a planned meeting on Iran's nuclear program will not take place this year because they would prefer to pretend the problem is not there and hope that Iran gets bored and moves on to Kite flying instead.

When Ahmadinejad was asked about further sanctions against his country if he didn’t stop his activities he simply laughed, said “Russia will sell us their very soul for bargain bin prices so the West can threaten all they want. Soon, Allah will judge us all so the West can shit in one hand and wish in the other.”

Brian David Mitchell - Justice... Only For Victimless Crimes In America?

2009-12-10T20:51:00.000Z

A federal prison psychologist says that the suspect in the abduction of Elizabeth Smart understands the accusations against him but isn't competent to stand trial.

This confuses me because I was under the impression that to stand trial one must simply sit there in a chair while people read evidence against you and your lawyer lies as best he can in an attempt to get your dangerous ass released back into the public so you can kidnap and rape more children. I didn’t realize that the parking of one’s bottom in a chair required elevated levels of reasoning ability.

Dr. Richart DeMier of the U.S. Medical Center for Federal Prisoners in Springfield, Mo., disagrees with me and said that he had determined that Brian David Mitchell is suffering from paranoid schizophrenia.

Dr. Dillinger of the Dillinger Medical Board of Professional Psychiatric Doctor-type-people replied that is all the more reason to put his paranoid schizophrenic ass in prison before he fucks up more people’s lives.

“DeMier said during a competency hearing for Mitchell in U.S. District Court Wednesday that Mitchell is not making rational decisions about his criminal defense,” which is a terrible shame because the kidnaping, holding captive, sometimes starving, and raping of a 14 year old up to four times a day for 9 months is extremely rational. So rational in fact, maybe they should just give him a medal and let him go.

"If he believes he's going to be miraculously delivered from prison by God in two years time, that's not a rational thought process," said DeMier, who evaluated Mitchell over 45 days a year ago.

Which is funny because I work with a lot of people who think they’re going to be miraculously delivered from this world at some point. From this world! That’s even more miraculous than prison! No, really, it is. Theoretically I could likely deliver somebody from prison if I cared to chance the trouble... I do not. I’m not even god-like really... very handsome yes, but god-like, probably not? So if I can do it then it musn’t be so miraculous and therefore not all that unreasonable and for this reason it’s not that irrational. From this world on the other hand... I can’t take your ass to heaven, it’s probably very far to heaven, but out of prison may merely be across the street. Soooo, theoretically everybody who believes god will take them to heaven is more irrational than this silly son of a bitch who’s only getting a trip out of the building.

Mitchell participated in less than five hours of formal interviews and talked at length about his religious beliefs but shut down when DeMier raised issues related to his mental competency, the psychologist said.

Mitchell also directed staff at the Missouri hospital to refer to him by his religious name, Immanuel David Isaiah, the prophet, DeMier said.

Doctors won’t even believe this silly bastard and millions believe the psychopath Muhammad? I guess he’ll just have to do what Muhammad did and write a passage that says something along the lines of: The Doctors will hide behind the rock and tree, and the rock and tree will say oh Rapist there is a Doctor behind me come and kill him. Alright, sorry I got a little of track for a second.

But DeMier said that Mitchell does understand the charges against him, the court process and the roles of the judge, prosecutors and defense attorneys. Mitchell, 56, has been indicted on federal charges of kidnaping and unlawful transportation of a minor across state lines. In October, she testified she was raped after being forced into a religious marriage with Mitchell within hours of the kidnaping.

Federal prosecutors contend Mitchell is competent. A New York forensic psychiatrist said he is faking or exaggerating symptoms of mental illness to avoid prosecution. Mitchell's federal public defenders claim he is unable to assist them with his case.

The Dillinger Institute For Laws That Don’t Exist But Should has suggested that if the person is too goddamn crazy to go on trial then the person is too goddamn crazy to be released into public. If the person is too goddamn crazy to be released into public and too goddamn crazy to go on trial then the person won’t know the goddamn difference if we kill their crazy-ass so they aren’t wasting our valuable time, food, money, and space.

Cell Phone Driver Danger?

2009-12-07T14:43:00.000Z

Here’s one for the “home state laws” category. They may be just as asinine as anything the Federal Government could manage, but these ones directly annoy us.

Pennsylvania is slowly beginning to enforce bans on “hand-held-cell-phones.” First, Philadelphia's banned it while driving within city limits. Now Erie has proposed a ban Patterned on the one in Philly.

Experts say that it’s still too early to tell if the ban in Philly has cut down on phone use or prevented accidents but were happy to report that their crime rate is still world class and the city is still a fucking dump. This proves that the ban was apparently not too disruptive. One police officer who asked to remain anonymous said “It’s a great new law. Times have been very hard for the department in this slow economy. We’ve taken budget cuts and had to lay off officers left and right. This law has been great because there are so many hardened cell phone users out there to be brought to justice. The money from the fines is putting officers back on the street without putting them in the dangerous situations that they would be in while fighting real crime.” He concluded with “I would just like to tell all of the criminal phone users on the street: If you perpetrate in my neighborhood I’ll take you down!”

Two days after the city began enforcement, the Philadelphia Police Department had issued 160 citations for violation of the law and the boners were rock hard all around.

“Our biggest hope is that the state of Pennsylvania would pass this as a law as part of the Pennsylvania Motor Vehicle Code,” said Lt. Frank Something Italian, a department spokesman. "For public safety, we really need to pass some type of driving-while-distracted law. Something needs to be done” to prevent all this convenient communication.

Statistics obtained in a study by a reputable group of really smart scientists who were certainly not being funded by the group who wants to ban phone use while driving found some very interesting facts.

100% of car accidents occurred within 2 miles of somebody using a cell phone.

67% of people who owned a cell phone have in fact been involved in an accident at some point.

For every 1 additional mile per hour you are travelling when you run into something while talking on a cell phone, you are 99% more likely to sustain worse injuries than if you struck something while driving slower and not talking on your cell phone.

93% of people who drive cars daily are almost too stupid to remember how to swallow and when they talk on a cell phone they are more likely to have an accident.

82% of people had an IQ that matched the number of accidents they had been in with a cell phone in the car.

Another study found that when cell phone use is banned it initially declines but then increases again over time as people get tired of following along with such laughable laws. One man who was asked what he thought about the proposed bans said that it’s really nothing more than a ploy by “legislators” and “law enforcement officials” to attempt to veil the extortion of more money from an already financially strapped public in the name of “safety.”

Institute researchers found, in the long-term, that hand-held cell-phone use in Connecticut was 65 percent lower than would be expected without the ban; in New York and D.C., usage was 24 percent and 43 percent lower respectively than would be expected without the bans. What did not go down the least bit is the number of disrespectful cunts who cannot interrupt their pointless conversation long enough to actually pay for their shit and get the fuck out of the store in a timely manner so that the rest of us can as well. A study that was done by scientists at the Dillinger institute this past year show that 89% of those who would refuse to hang up the cell phone for their own funeral are “minorities.” Dillinger institute scientists would not further break down these statistics into minority groups because said groups are very whiney. One scientist was quoted as saying “if you ever go shopping in public places you know who we mean.” If you’re thinking “that’s racist” then you’re wrong because it isn’t wrong if it’s true. Do your own study and prove us wrong or shut it!

Scientists from those less reputable firms than the Dillinger Institute said the link between decreased cell use and safety still isn't clear because "Many drivers still use their hand-held phones, even where it's banned, and other drivers simply switch to hands-free phones, which doesn't help because crash risk is about the same, regardless of phone type.”

An Erie Police Chief said a regional or statewide ban would be more practical and easier to enforce than a law limited to the city of Erie. "By creating pockets (where cell-phone use is regulated) all over this state or any state, you're going to end up with enforcement problems. You're going to run across a number of people rolling across (municipal borders), and they're going to roll from one side to another and go from legal to illegal with no buffer in between." If this happens you know you’ve done it right. Confused public is easiest to fool and ignorance of the law (or its borders) is no excuse.

State Rep. Joe Markosek, of Allegheny County, D-25th Dist., the lead sponsor of a pending bill that would outlaw text messaging while driving, said he believes a statewide ban can be effective, and ultimately help save lives because more restrictions on activities in which people can take part means less ways they can hurt themselves.

A statewide law would help prevent a "chaotic system" of different local laws that could confuse motorists, he said. "We have to make it as clear and non-complicated for the idiot masses to understand ... here's what I can and can't do," Markosek implied. "If we had this ... patchwork of different laws, it would be unfair to the public."

The biggest benefit of any regulation, either statewide or local, is increased awareness, Markosek said.

"Anytime you're dealing with changing behavior, it only works if the folks you want to change ultimately buy into the program," he said. "There are certain social habits that folks get into, and they're very difficult to break. You have to pass as many difficult laws as possible and corral the sheeple into the direction you want them to go."

I personally agree with the ban 100% said this blogger. I hate it when my life is easy and when I can do things like answer my phone and say “Oh, hi honey… what? We need milk before I’m 30 miles past the store? Alright, I’ll stop and get some.” I much prefer being chased down, pulled out of my car, tazed, arrested, and fined huge amounts of money after being surrounded by 30 police officers who are enforcing cell phone bans instead of solving and preventing rapes, murders, robbery, burglary, muggings and the like. I go on the same theory that current legislators and law enforcers use. If you can’t manage to enforce the laws that are already in place and actually protect the people from things that are actually bad and already considered crimes, just make more laws and criminalize more things that are easier to “protect” the people from. That’s the ticket! Lowering the bar mutha-fuckas, lowering the bar.

I must say, I do agree that text messaging while driving is dangerous. There’s no question that looking at anything other than the road while driving is not a safe activity. Even if the phone is at windshield level, you’re still only seeing the road out of peripheral. Talking on the phone while driving is still allows you to see the whole road even though it’s requiring you to think about more than one thing at a time. The fact of the matter is simple. It’s not the cell phone that is causing the problem it is the person. Some people are simply too goddamn stupid to be driving period. I would venture to say that 75 – 85% of people in the United States who have a license to drive have no business behind the wheel of a car. Some people really are too simple or too stupid to do certain things and driving is one of them.

I don’t buy into that “you can do anything you put your mind to” idealism. No, you can’t, some minds just aren’t suited to grasp certain tasks no matter how simple. Some minds are even more simple than the most simple of tasks and many minds are more simple than even moderately simple tasks. Driving requires concentration and critical thinking that many people just don’t have with or without a cell phone. If you want to ban distractions in the car you would have to ban the very brain that resides in most people’s heads. Why not ban car radios? Radios in cars require station and volume changes, CD changes and other changes that required adjustments. No more car radio. Better ban eating in the car because that distracts the driver. Better ban rear view mirrors because sometimes people adjust those while they drive which takes their mind of driving. Maybe we should ban heaters and air conditioners in the cars because they require attention for adjustments sometimes.

No pets in cars because they are certainly a distraction. No more talking in cars to other passengers because that’s no different than being on a hands free headset. No more passengers in cars at all because their simple movement can be a distraction. Let’s lower the speed limit again because if people are going slower they have more time to react if they get distracted and get into trouble. Maybe we should lower that more because people are still getting hurt. Cars are very dangerous; we had better go back to horse drawn carriages. Are you beginning to see my point yet? I fucking hate “lawmakers!” I fucking hate “legislators!” I fucking hate politicians!

You can’t protect people against everything. Some shit just happens to have inherent risk involved. Driving is one of those things. I think the unwillingness of the people to stop using cell phones in cars is a pretty good indicator of the general willingness to accept the risk. Aren’t our “Democratic” governments supposed to be here for the will of the people? That would imply the “majority” of the people and not the minority of busy-bodies who want to impose their will on everybody else for whatever reason they’ve chosen today. For those of you who don’t like that, too goddamn bad, you’ve been outvoted, stay in your house and cower in your panic room for the rest of your life.

It isn’t the cell phone it’s the stupidity and you cannot legislate stupid… Yet.

Racist Swiss Racists Are Irrationally Afraid of Peaceful Religion of Peacefullness

2009-12-01T15:00:00.004Z

Switzerland... formerly known for the army knife and apathy, now taking a different route. Those crazy intolerant Swiss are being racist. Racist against the religion of peace. Islamic nations (who are famous for their own tolerance and rationality) reacted with anger to a shock vote to ban new minarets.

The

Vatican

joined in the dhimmitude by expressing dismay after Sunday's vote for a constitutional ban on the construction of towers attached to mosques, while the government moved to assure Muslims it was not a rejection of their religion.

It is apparent that the Vatican’t is still unaware that Islam is still intent on converting, subjugating, or killing all Christians. They do want that land back that they once stole and then had re-stolen from them during The Crusades.

Several super awesome countries well known for their own tolerance of other religions and ideals. Egypt, Indonesia,

Lebanon

and other Islamic countries while Pakistani religious groups condemned it as "extreme Islamophobia."

It is a shame that the Swiss are so irrationally afraid of this wonderful religion and the gigantic, towering phallic symbols that they like to build to overshadow everything and show Islamic dominance over everything.

Did you know that no structure is supposed to be built higher than any mosque nearby? It’s a good rule, I think it’s fair considering that when Christians want to build new, big churches in Islamic countries, the Muslims always happily allow it and usually they even donate help and money… Oh, wait, you say that they don’t? Alright, maybe they don’t, but at least they allow Christians to fix up churches that are already in place and damaged or run down or things like that. Oh… They don’t allow that either? I don’t know what to say now.

“Such an anachronistic referendum should not have been allowed to take place in these times," said

Turkey

's culture minister, Ertugrul Gunay.

In case the vocabulary happens to be questionable or too difficult for any of my readers, I will happily translate for you.

In good, old fashioned, simple, American English Mr. Gunay said: “how dare you inferior people attempt to prevent Islam from taking one unimpeded step after another to begin taking over your country piece by piece, law by law, thought by thought. If you continue to impede our progress it is possible that we will never gain a population majority in this country and will therefore never get to implement Sharia and extort the mandated jizya (tax against non-Muslims) from you! If you continue to fight our cultural takeover and continue to disbelieve that there are ‘moderate Muslims’ who just want to the right to practice their religion in peace then how will Islam ever gain the control needed to destroy your culture, rape your women and children, and turn your people into slaves like Allah requires?

Look at all the ‘moderate Germans’ there were during Hitler’s bid for power. There were far more moderate Germans than ones who wanted to kill all the Jews and they stopped the radical Nazis from ever gaining the power needed to cause any issues. Moderate Germans outnumbered the radical ones and kept World War II from having to occur.

It didn’t you say? Oh, well, it could have! It will this time, this time it's different!

The largest Muslim group in Indonesia, the world's biggest Muslim-majority country, condemned it as a religious "hatred" but urged a restrained response. They then went back to administering the last of 100 lashings to the bare back of a woman who showed too much ankle in public and prepared to behead another for having a vagina.

"This is the hatred of Swiss people against Muslim communities," said Maskuri Abdillah, head of Nahdlatul Ulama which has 40 million members. Most of whom are illiterate, irrational, and completely devoid of the ability to formulate a single syllable thought without the help of an Imam and their grand book of megalomaniacal rantings.

"They don't want to see a Muslim presence in their country and this intense dislike has made them intolerant," a spokes-caveman said. It’s not like Muslims commonly blow things up, protest with implied violence, threaten, and even carry out murders of non-Muslims for things so simple as questioning Islam, or drawing a cartoon. It’s not like that has ever happened and especially not like it continuously happens.

They just hate Muslims for their freedom to not have any freedom!

The imam of Switzerland's biggest mosque, in Geneva, meanwhile called on the Muslim world to "respect, without accepting" the outcome and to avoid abandoning ties with Switzerland. Never you fear my Muslim brethren he communicated silently. If we start quietly and calmly pretending to accept the infidel attempts to defend himself he will soon lose interest and go back to worrying about football and being oblivious to our attempts to undermine his society. At this time we will begin slowly taking control again. If you continue blowing shit up he’ll get suspicious and block our attempts. Do not be violent because you idiots are ruining everything.

In an interview with AFP, Youssef Ibram nonetheless sharply criticized Swiss authorities for not intervening more forcefully in defense of forcing the Swiss in Switzerland to let Muslims do whatever they please at any expense to the Swiss before the referendum got off the ground.

The message was echoed by Farhad Afshar, who heads the Coordination of Islamic Organisations in

Switzerland

.

"The most painful for us is not the minaret ban, but the symbol sent by this vote. Muslims do not feel accepted as a religious community," he said. For this it is possible that we will have to peacefully murder somebody and blow something up.

Muslims account for just five percent of

Switzerland

's population of 7.5 million people, and form the third largest religious group after the dominant Roman Catholic and Protestant communities.

A 5% population it just so happens is all that is required to get ones way in case some of you were unaware. If 5% votes for something and 95% vote against it, the vote gets passed. This is because the Swiss are dirty pigs and Muslims are the holy people of Allah, even if they do look like flee-bags, smell like shit, and act like a hyperactive 3 year old having a temper tantrum because he cannot have the toy he wants.

The government rushed to assure the country's Muslims that the outcome was not a rejection of Muslim religion or culture and that the Socialist governmental structure would do it’s very best to convince the Swiss people that subjugation and dhimmitude are the way to go. Foreign Minister Micheline Calmy Rey met ambassadors from Islamic countries to "explain."

Swedish Foreign Minister Carl “Asshat” Bildt, whose country holds the European Union presidency, called the vote "an expression of quite a bit of prejudice and maybe even fear" and "a negative signal in every way." He then turned around and finished the transaction with Allah's mindless minions for the soul of his country.

The Organisation for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) warned the vote had the potential "to create tensions and generate a climate of intolerance against Muslims." We are all aware of the rules. Intolerance against Muslims is not acceptable because it is mandated by Allah, Muhammad is his Prophet, pieces be of him, that it is the Muslims who are not supposed to tolerate us and not the other way around.

The secretary general of the Council of Europe, Thorbjorn Jagland, said it raised concerns of whether fundamental individual rights that are protected by international treaties should be subject to popular vote. He then removed his trousers and happily presented his asshole to the Muslim delegation for the running of a train.

Swiss newspapers warned that the referendum had inflicted "spectacular damage" to the country's international standing. All aboooaaard! Express route to hell leaves in 5 minutes and if you aren’t on board it’s because you are Neanderthal and unenlightened! Sink with us or we shall shun you.

The United Nations called Switzerland's ban on new minarets and deeply divisive, and the Swiss foreign minister acknowledged Tuesday the government was very concerned about how the vote would affect the country's image.

My question for my readers, and some of you may be able to enlighten me on this one. Please, if you can answer then by all means do. What does the United Nations do? What positive contribution to anything does the United Nations make? Why is the U.N. not simply a Union to protect the useless at the expense of the productive? Why should any country that cares about it’s own well being not simply tell the U.N. to take it’s socialist bullshit and go fuck itself? Please, I will be awaiting your responses with baited breath.

U.N. human rights chief Navi Pillay said Sunday's referendum to outlaw the construction of minarets in

Switzerland

was the product of "anti-foreigner scare-mongering." There was no mention that the mongering of the scare was actually done by Muslims terrorizing shit.

The criticism from Pillay, whose office is based in the Swiss city of Geneva, comes after an outcry from Muslim (facist cuntbag) countries, Switzerland's European neighbors (socialist douchebags) and human rights watchdogs (miserable wastes of time, money, and resources) since 57.5 percent of the Swiss population ratified the ban.

The referendum doesn't affect

Switzerland

's four existing minarets which this blogger personally thinks should not escape the referendum. It also doesn’t affect the ability of Muslims to practice their religion. It only bans the towers used to put out the Islamic call to prayer which regardless of what Muslims like to believe, does not need to be heard by the other 95% of the people in Switzerland against the will of that 95% of Swiss simply so the arrogant and pushy religion of cuntbaggery can have it’s way.

Now, (Allah forbid) wealthy ~~Muslim~~ Arab ~~turds~~ tourists might think twice now about ~~suicide bombing~~ spending their money in Geneva and other Swiss cities, and the ~~passive leftist~~ neutral country's efforts to mediate in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict could also suffer.

"We are very concerned with this referendum. The reality of our societies in Europe and throughout the world is that each limitation on the coexistence of different cultures and religions also endangers our security," Calmy-Rey said during a meeting of foreign ministers of the 56-nation Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe.

"Provocation risks triggering other provocation and risks inflaming extremism," she added. Again in plain English this would translate to “they’ve proven that they’re violent and if we don’t give in willingly and accept second class status then we will be forced to actually fight for our freedom. Standing up for oneself is unacceptable and should not be tolerated in an enlightened country. All Swiss persons may want to consider signing over your home to the nearest Muslim you can find now, and if your wife is hot, her too. This will save time and effort in the end.”

I must say something. Good for you Swiss citizenry. Shame on you Swiss government. Fuck you complaining-ass Muslims. Stand up Western society. Stand up, stand proud, continue fighting if you are already and take up the fight if you haven’t yet because it’s not just extra shade you’re going to gain if you give in.

Starbucks, Fighting Lost Causes Since... Who Cares?

2009-11-25T18:48:00.001Z

Did you know that on December 1st, for every purchase you make at Starbucks, they will contribute 5 Cents toward fighting AIDS in Africa? That's pretty awesome! Seriously, with that sort of contribution, AIDS should be totally erradicated in Africa by next week. I bet they take all of their medicine exactly on time and as directed too, so there isn't any creating of fucked up, drug resistant versions of the disease.

Now if we just just get those wonderful Africans convinced that their penis cannot be stolen by way of a handshake, we would be truckin'!

I know where I will not be purchasing anything on December 1st. I'm still hoping they'll all die off to be honest with you. "Oh, that's so mean!" you might be thinking. Maybe, but you can look, I've never claimed to be nice. That, and they serve no purpose except to cost the world a lot of time and money. Some causes are simply lost, Africa is one of them, accept it and get over it.

Idiot President Intends To Fix Afghanistan

2009-11-24T18:39:00.001Z

Signaling an imminent decision on Afghanistan troop levels, President Barack Obama said Tuesday he intends to “be clear” and "finish the job.” The terrorists do not yet have complete control again and President Obama intends to ensure that the Kool-aid drinkers can blame Bush for an actual large scale loss instead of a drawn out win.

The president said he would announce his decision on how many additional soldiers to deploy to Afghanistan after Thanksgiving. He said that he could not give more information but he hinted that he was thinking, 3, maybe 4 soldiers should do the trick.

"Let me be clear, I feel confident that when the American people hear a clear rationale for what we're doing there and how we intend to achieve our goals, that they will be roughly 49% supportive," he said.

Obama held his 10th and final war council meeting Monday night to assess his Afghanistan strategy in advance of his troop decision. He commented Tuesday during a brief news conference with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, who was at the White House for a state visit.

"It is in our strategic interests, in our national security interest to make sure that al-Qaida and its extremist allies cannot operate effectively in those areas," Obama said. "We are going to dismantle and degrade their capabilities and ultimately dismantle and destroy their networks. Once we have done that, we are going to give them a green card and a welfare check, and move them to America where they can enjoy ~~blowing up infidels~~ practicing their peaceful religion in peace."

Mr. Obama then stopped, adjusted his head, and used his gigantic ears to fly away.

Afghanistan Looks To Supply The Newest (And Best) Olympic Sport

2009-11-19T15:14:00.006Z

Haji Abdul Rashid has big plans: corporate sponsors, television rights and beyond. It’s a brand new sport that is sweeping the world, East, West, North, South. Well, not quite the West, or the South, and maybe not the whole North, and just a little of the East. Actually, truthfully, it's just Afghanistan.

"We want it to become an Olympic sport," says Rashid as he fires his Ak-47 into the sky in excitement. Hadji heads the Buzkashi Federation and he is amped that his sport, the sport of Buzkashi, can finally thrive. What in the name of Jesus Herbert Walker Christ is Buzkashi you might be asking? Indeed! Buzkashi is the most bad-ass new game on the planet. Move over rugby, American football, European football and basketball. What could be more fast paced than chess? What could possibly be more awesome than badminton? What sport can be more gentleman oriented than lawn darts? Buzkashi is the game you son of a motherless goat! How can you not know this when Afghans have known it for decades!?

Buzkashi, which means "goat grabbing," isn’t the same kind of goat grabbing you would think. Buzkashi doesn’t take place in the Afghan bedroom and the feet aren’t tied to prevent that always crippling kick in the dick. This is a different sport altogether. There really are no rules to this game because you simply cannot apply rules to awesome. Awesome knows no bounds.

How do you play Buzkashi you’re probably wondering since I’ve failed to tell you thus far. Let me tell you my friends. Players, called chapandaz, we’ll just call third world nutters who don’t have jobs or any actual purpose in life. They gallop at nut-busting speeds across a desolate surface such as a dusty-ass field and they kick the shit out of each other from horseback while trying to wrench the carcass of some form of small mutilated livestock from the (cold, dead... if necessary) hands of their comrades. And as you'll notice from the photo below, they do it wearing 80's style Russian tank crew headgear. What could possibly be more fucking extreeeeeme! Nothing... THAT'S WHAT!

The game consists of two main forms: Tudabarai and Qarajai. Tudabarai is considered to be the simpler form of the game. First you have find a goat or a baby cow (calf) the cuter and more pathetic looking the better. You want to pick a sad-sac son of a motha with big dopey eyes. When you find him you want to grab him and wrestle him to the ground, pull out your knife, and violently saw off his head while he makes the noises that baby cows make while they're being brutally murdered by the cousin of geico caveman. Try not to get blood in your eye! You can then give the head to your son if he's young enough because third world kids use them like teddy bears. Be sure not to give it to your daughter because she is female and therefore only 1/4 of a human and not worth a murdered baby cow head. Next you slice open his belly and let his blood flow like wine. Yank out his insides and save those because they’ll be a tasty morsel later. Finally, you will need to hack off his tiny legs at the knees, you may discard these, or attach a chain and make a sweet pair of redneck nanchuku. If you’re truly a swinging dick you can fill the carcass with sand as well. Soak it and let it fester in cool water for a day or two and let the fun begin. Bitchin’!! Try to hold on to your load because the game hasn’t even started yet.

Now, in the simple version you get on your trusty steed, I call mine Abu Hamzaa Bin Al Rasheed Ibn Dar Al Silver and you ride like hell is trying to conquer your anus. You’ll want to scoop up the carcass and try not to tear your arm off or fall from your horse and shatter your spine while doing it because there are no doctors in Afghanistan you silly bastard. This means you’ll need to slow from a full “bat out of hell” run. Once you’ve picked up the corpse you just go like your life depends on it, in any direction until you get away from all of the other players, one of the other steals the corpse, or your horse dies of exhaustion. One time, we started a game in Karachi and by the time I finally scored a point I was on the edge of Siberia. That shit was intense!

If you’re really a stickler for rules. For all of you fuddy duddy’s that need an actual purpose to the things you do, there is Qarajai. In Qarajai you need the same carcass described above but in this version you won’t benefit by running all the way to Kazakhstan. You must carry the body around a flag or marker at one end of the field, then dump it into a scoring circle the "Circle of Justice"at the other end. No, really, it’s really called the circle of justice.

Don’t forget, no cheating, you can’t use meat hooks or cargo straps to hold onto the calf. You can, however, carry a whip, in your teeth if you like, for thwacking your rivals in their cranium. You can use the whip to thrash opposing horses and players. You aren't really, technically, supposed to hit other players, but nobody really cares. I’ve found that if you aim for the face it works best. Opposing riders can’t get your goat if you whip out their eyes! What do you mean that is a little extreme? Nothing is too extreme in for the Moujahadeen! Horsemen are frequently carried away and in their excitement they will bump, jar, pummel, and attempt to maim opponents. When they return, they are usually bruised or have broken limbs and some of the most extreme ones even come back dead. Sometimes, they choose a site to play near a river and so that drowning their opponents can also be a possibility. The Afghans play for very high stakes and take the game very seriously. It is not uncommon for riders to continue in the game with cracked ribs, broken limbs and various head injuries. The only thing that isn’t allowed is actually shooting one another. You’ll have to wait until after the match for that.

Buzkashi is often compared to polo. Both games are played by people on horseback, both involve propelling an object toward a goal, and both get fairly rough. The only difference is that polo is played with a ball and Buzkashi is played with a rotting corpse. Polo matches are played for fixed periods totaling about an hour; traditional Buzkashi may continue for days or until the carcass falls apart, or until the maggots an stench become unbearable, but in its more regulated tournament version also has a limited match time. Also, in Buzkashi, galloping horses regularly spill off the field, sending terrified spectators running for their very lives. Some games are played with 12-man teams; others are scored individually with hundreds of horses careening haphazardly around the field.

A single referee runs around the field with a megaphone trying desperately to avoid being trampled into a horrific, bloody, smear spot in the sand and to announce when a rider scores. After scoring, riders are handed a cash prize, which they tuck into their tunics before riding back onto the field. On this day, the prize is the equivalent of about $80, but awards can be more than $1,000 for prominent matches.

Serious Buzkashi players train intensively for years. I’ll ask you to take a moment now to join me now in my imagination land, and begin the training montage. There is a man, he has a thick, black beard filled with fleas, a filthy white dish towel adorns his head, he sits atop an emaciated stallion with the Hindu Kush to his back, his eyes burn with the passion for his sport... well, his one eye does, the other was shot out by a Russian in the 80's... Eye of the tiger is pumping! Slow motion gallop, others around him, none at his level. He pictures good times had with his dead friend Apollo Bin Sultan Al Akbar. Apollo used to be his biggest competitor but they became teammates and great friends until Apollo was killed in an unfair Match by the whip of Ivan Dar’im Al Drago. He’s riding his horse up mountains carrying goats made of stones. He’s doing roman chair sit-ups from the saddle of his horse. He’s whipping a frozen carcass in a butcher shop. He’s ripped, he’s ready, he’s 40 years old and looks like he’s 80. He is going to take revenge on Ivan.

Alright, enough of that, back into reality. That man is a master (called chapandaz). Playing well also requires specially trained horses that know to stop still when a rider is thrown and to gallop forcefully when their rider gets hold of the calf. These horses can sell today for as much as US$10,000 to 15,000. In case you aren’t sure, that is effectively 3 times the GDP of Afghanistan. The riders may not own the horses they ride in competition. Most of the Buzkashi horses belong to men who can afford to buy them and hire trainers. Who exactly these men are in Afghanistan has yet to be determined.

Winners are awarded prizes of turbans, cash or rifles. Usually, the owner of the horseman also awards the horseman a prize, as his horse gains fame in victory. An adept horseman can generally get any horse he wants to use in an important Buzkashi match. Many of the greatest players are swarmed by all the hottest groupies in the country as well... they are like rockstars. Granted, all the groupies are men because women would have their heads smashed with rocks for acting groupie-like in Afghanistan, but still!

Buzkashi continues until a team is announced the winner. At the end of the game, a horse race is arranged which is known as 'paiga' . Horses used in paiga races are different from those meant for Buzkashi. Some ride their mounts bare-back and others use a thin saddle blanket. Younger boys are not allowed to participate in such races because race horses are not saddled. and if they die in a horse race then who will be left that is nieve enough to become the next generation of suicide bombers?

Buzkashi is undergoing a renaissance in Afghanistan since the Taliban regime was ousted from power by U.S. forces in 2001. There are more games, players and spectators than ever before. Rashid says he has already contacted some Olympic officials. Holy Horseshit Batman! Olympic officials? Could it be true? Oh lord say that it’s true!

Once dominated by powerful warlords or tribal leaders, Buzkashi is attracting a new generation of businessmen who are using the game to meet contacts and get clients, explains Said Maqsud, who owns a Kabul-based security company that employs more than 1,000 people. "That is a new concept," Maqsud says. "Now businessmen like me can be involved." Nobody is quite sure what “business” this may be and whether it has anything to do with products other than poppies but that is another issue.

Rashid knows the game needs to be standardized to export the sport, played principally in Afghanistan and some Central Asian countries. Previous efforts to impose consistent rules have gone nowhere. This confuses Rashid since it is well known that Afghans are so prone toward the tendencies to follow order and reason and to quickly adapt to, adopt, and follow the latest and newest trends to come about. Afghanistan is, after all, known as the Paris of the Middle East. What? What? I’m actually being told that this is not what Afghanistan is called. It could be though, or maybe it’s that Paris is turning into the Afghanistan of France. Heh, oh well, anyhow.

"It's very violent," says Maqsud, who also has seven Buzkashi horses. "Animal rights activists wouldn't like it." This blogger is sure that this shouldn’t really be a problem for Maqsud, since the Olympics are not really a large and/or widely publicized event that would be likely to draw the attention of animal rights types anyhow.

A spokesman for the International Olympic Committee, Mark Adams, said he was not aware of any overtures from Buzkashi officials. He said there might be concerns that the sport is not widely known and has no governing body that regulates it. "I'm not sure it's a universal sport," Adams said. For those of you who aren’t sure exactly what he meant, please allow me to translate. First:

“There might be concerns that the sport is not widely known” = Nobody has a clue that your Neanderthal, third world, blood sport even exists and I’m not sure they wouldn’t be appalled if they did.

“No governing body that regulates it” = An unholy clusterfuck

“I’m not sure it's a universal sport" = You people are bloody nutters! This is never going to be featured on ESPN

Afghans love the game. On a recent Friday on the outskirts of Kabul, spectators begin arriving midmorning to watch a practice match. An old man sells peanuts from a wheelbarrow. A policeman sits on the hood of his car, his AK-47 across his knees.

The Taliban, tried to ban this “sport” along with pretty much everything else that might be misconstrued as “fun” did manage to fail at that. It managed to thrive in the mountainous north, under the control of powerful anti-Taliban commanders.

Elsewhere in Afghanistan, the Taliban imposed a rule that prevented the use of a carcass, allowing only the skins of calves or goats stuffed with straw. The Taliban considered it sinful to kill an animal without using its meat. Buzkashi enthusiasts, such as Rashid, still speak bitterly of that era. The stuffed skins easily tore apart.

Recently, buzkashi played a role in the Afghan election. One of the game's largest patrons in Kabul is Mohammad Qasim Fahim, a vice president and a controversial figure because of his background as a notorious warlord. He sponsors many matches, which isn't lost on the audiences.

The game's recent boom in popularity gives Rashid hope that Buzkashi can attract a world audience. He imagines exhibition games in Europe and big corporate sponsors. Rashid says players would even be willing to play with an artificial leather carcass if an international audience objects to a dead calf or goat. This blogger is sure that Rashid has nothing to worry about. The world is going to embrace the sport of calf carcass horse rugby just like it embraced Football. There is some speculation that former Buzkashi player, bad-ass mercenary, and sometimes misunderstood Vietnam veteran, John James Rambo is being recruited to be the coach of the very first American team.

When asked about this possibility, Mr. Rambo shot our correspondent in the face with an explosive tipped arrow. Representatives for Mr. Rambo also had no comment.

And to those who complain about the game's violence, Rashid has a ready response: "What about professional wrestling? Why is that acceptable?" That’s right Rashid, don’t you let them kill your dreams, you just keep on keepin’ on my friend.

The story that I butchered came from here.

Afghanistan's Problem? Taliban... No, Oppressive Religion... No, What Then?

2009-11-18T18:35:00.001Z

It’s official, most Afghans view poverty, unemployment and government corruption as the main causes of war in their country, not the Taliban. This according to a report by a leading aid group released on Wednesday.

After three decades of war, Afghanistan remains one of the poorest and least developed countries in the world. It is also one of the most corrupt... unlike the rest of the “Middle East” and other Islamic countries. Unemployment stands at 40 percent and more than half the country live below the poverty line. This also makes no sense because there are surely plenty of companies are beating down the door to set up shop where Ak-47s are a fashion statement and a women’s skulls can be crushed with a stone for showing too much ankle.

On top of that, violence is at its highest levels since U.S.-backed Afghan forces toppled the Taliban in late 2001. This also has nothing at all to do with religious zealotry.

The report, mostly based on a survey of more than 700 ordinary Afghans by British charity Oxfam, several local aid groups, and The Dillinger Foundation for Afghan Research found that: 70 percent of people questioned viewed poverty and unemployment as the main drivers of the conflict. 90 percent of people questioned, viewed livestock as acceptable sex partners as long as you marry them first. Only 15 percent of those questioned were actually literate. 20 percent of of those questioned were actually high on opium at the time.

Nearly half of those surveyed said corruption and the ineffectiveness of their government were the main reasons for the continued fighting, while 36 percent said the Taliban insurgency was to blame. When asked how government officials might focus their attentions more on being effective at governing and less on being brutally assassinated by the Taliban (without actually being brutally assassinated by the Taliban) nobody was quite sure.

The 704 respondents from around the country were allowed to give multiple answers on reasons for the conflict.

When asked for her opinion on the matter, a hippie director for Oxfam made several cliche and typical leftist excuses. You know the ones, "The people of Afghanistan have suffered 30 years of unrelenting horror. Afghan society has been devastated.”

The man has been keepin’ them down! You cain’t just rise up and learn to read when the man be keepin’ you down!

"Repairing this damage can't be done overnight. It will take a long time for the economic, social and psychological scars to heal ... Afghanistan needs more than military solutions," she said in statement. The part she did not include in the statement was about how Afghanistan needs less religious solutions. A 7-11 with some nudie mags might also loosen them up a bit.

There are some 110,000 foreign soldiers in Afghanistan, 68,000 of them American, trying to quell a strengthening Taliban insurgency that has spread to previously peaceful areas.

U.S. President Barack Obama is in the final stages of being an incompetent turd who does nothing while military officials continue to request 40,000 more U.S. troops in order to attempt to save the war effort that Obama has allowed to fall into disrepair..

Ordinary Afghans are frustrated at the slow pace of development, endemic corruption and the inability of Afghan and international security forces to stop the violence. Which is actually very similar to when a child becomes frustrated that he/she cannot stop going wee-wee in his/her pantaloons. I would become frustrated too if you demanded my opinion on a question of astrophysics while the only training I had in it was watching others fail at the same question.

Despite the billions of dollars in aid poured into the country, most Afghans have seen few changes to their lives. Which again has nothing to do with the fact that the majority of them don’t do anything except sit around, follow goats through mountains, and sit around some more. ½ of them still refuse to report shady activities. Afghanistan is an entire country of welfare recipients, they rely on aid for around 90 percent of spending.

After the Taliban, the reason most people gave for the continued fighting in their country was foreign interference, 25 percent of respondents saying other countries were to blame. This is probably true, if you know anything about history, you’ll quickly see that Afghanistan has been a bastion of peace for hundreds of years. Many different tribes and many different sects of the peaceful religion of Islam, all getting along perfectly. Had the U.S. not stepped in, there would be an Ikea in every town and a Shariaburger on every street. Oh the utopia that was lost because of those meddling infidel.

Abortion... But We Really Need To Protest Closer...

2009-11-17T14:22:00.002Z

Allow me to first start off by saying that sometimes one must offend even their friends in order to keep proper harmony and balance in the world. That having been said, I’m about to embark upon a subject that I suspect will net me some angry comments. Abortion! In order to lead into this subject, I think I’ll need to tell you a little story first. Spin a wee yarn, build up to the point where you hate me. I don't write to be liked though, I write to make a point about shit that pisses me off so here goes.

I honestly can’t stand children. Horrible creatures they are. Children cost a fortune and anymore they’re often disrespectful little twats who grow up to be disrespectful big twats because most of you (not all of course) don’t know how to parent. I can’t give you a fool-proof sounding board to find out if you are one of those people but I can give you one that’s close. It’s a pretty safe bet that if you consider yourself “liberal” or “progressive,” you are probably also an incompetent parent and your child is going to be an intolerable cunt and I secretly hope (not so much anymore I guess) that he/she trips and falls onto the metro tracks. If you are overly religious the same is probably likely. In case you haven’t guessed, I don’t honestly value human life all that much. We're really nothing more than animals, just like a cat, rabbit, or lion. Many people aren't that much smarter than those animals either.

Now, before you jump to conclusions, not in a crazy, psychotic sort of way, in an apathetic, “chances are that I just don’t give a shit what happens to you one way or another” sort of way. I know, not very nice is it? Not at all, I don’t care though. Many people are intolerable cunts who are going to end up having a negative effect on my life at some point so I just don’t feel bad when bad things happen to them. I just don't care at all. If you need an example... did you vote for Obama? If you answered yes, there’s a good chance that until you prove otherwise, I'll consider you an idiot and maybe even secretly hope you get run over by a bus (again, not all of you... some of you honestly didn’t know what you were doing).

What is the point of all this you might be thinking. The point is basically this: abortion doesn’t bother me. Mainly because it isn't my body and therefore it really isn't my choice. I can't remember being a fetus so I doubt the fetus is so worried about it. In fact, if my girlfriend ever got pregnant and wanted an abortion, I would absolutely encourage her. I don't believe the embryo is a baby or even a living thing other than an equivalent to a few skin cells.

Another point is that I would make a shitty parent because I would name the child “Mr. Bojangles” and then ignore the child and do something more immediately gratifying. “Why don’t you go dig a hole while I get another beer.” No, really, I would, they irritate me with their neediness and lack of intelligence or ability. To me, they’re simply a smaller, less educated, and completely useless version of an adult and I have no time for this at all.

Then there’s those baby creatures. Oh Jesus H Christ, those things. They shit all over everything, they scream constantly, and they make maddeningly irritating sounds even when they aren’t screaming, shitting, pissing, or puking on something. They wake up at all unholy hours of the night and they insist that you get up as well. “Go the fuck back to sleep! You can eat at breakfast time like every-goddamn-body else! I have to work in the morning, unlike some people!” They can’t walk so you’re forced to carry them everywhere. They can’t take out the trash or do the dishes. They’re not even any help with Jeopardy. They might distract a panther if I were to be hiking with one at the time of a panther attack... but that would likely just get me in trouble so I’ll carry a partially thawed chicken instead.

Now, that having been said, would you want me to have children? Would you want me teaching him/her everything I know? Probably not... doesn’t make me wrong, it just makes you a smug cunt who thinks your ways are better than mine. That’s alright though, I can appreciate that because I feel the same way. I also feel the same way about others having babies. My feeling is reinforced every time I see some stupid hippy asshole letting his/her children do whatever the fuck they want in public. Climbing on shelves, standing by my booth in the restaurant and staring at me, throwing a fit, kicking my seat on a plane.

No, don’t tell your child “say hi, say hi, say hi.” I don’t want you child to say hi to me because they’re just going to be disappointed when I simply look the other way and ignore him/her. I’m not going to indulge you or your child with so much as a smile. Not everybody finds them as adorable as you do. In fact, some of us are unsure that they are not a member of the same family of communicable diseases as Ebolavirus. They are likely a carrier of several horrible diseases that I don’t want so control your child and keep them the hell away from me.

There are also the filthy-ass-greaseballs at Walmart or at the grocery store dragging 8 little dirtball bastard children along (who begin shoplifting at 3 years old) while she squanders more money that I paid her in welfare to support those little fucktards. People who don’t want children but are too goddamn poor to buy condoms, too stupid to use them, or otherwise too retarded to prevent pregnancy time and again and again. Accidents happen but not that goddamn many times and who would have sex with that anyway?! For fucksake, that’s disgusting. Abortion should not only be allowed but it should be required for many of these people.

My point is that some people shouldn’t have children, some people don’t deserve children, and for some people to even be near children should be a crime. There are too many children being abused in foster care already. There are too many children who aren’t getting adopted. There are too many children in the care of biological parents who are incompetent or abusive. There are just too many children. There is also the fact that science proves that for quite some time after “conception” it is not an actual life anymore than a chunk of torn off fingernail would be. The child does not become a child for quite some time but is instead a cluster of cells. I look at it a little more harshly and I believe that if the child could not be born that day and live without assistance of medical devices then it is fair game for abortion. No different than saying that god told me it’s a baby as soon as the spermy collides with the egg. We’re all entitled to our opinion.

This story does, however, piss me off.

A federal appeals court has struck down an ordinance that created two types of buffer zones around medical facilities after a Christian legal group challenged the law on behalf of a nurse who protests abortions.

Which would be fine except for 2 things. If you are a nurse you are fucking with God’s will to begin with. All medical professionals are, and if they aren’t, they’re just doing absolutely nothing at all. If go the God route, if he wants you to survive, you will regardless of intervention. If God wants you dead and a doctor saves you, wouldn’t that be a bad thing?

There is also the minor detail of the fact that she is a nurse! If you are a nurse it is not your job to decide what is or is not right, wrong, moral, or immoral! If you are a nurse it is your job to do what the doctor you work for tells you to do. I don’t get to decide which parts of my job I would like to do and which ones I would like to skip simply because I don’t like them. I have to do my whole job, all of it, because that’s what they fucking hired me to do! If I don’t I would get kicked the fuck out on the street and they would hire somebody who would do it. This nurse should be no different.

In the ruling, court found the 2005 Pittsburgh ordinance unduly restricted protesters from passing out leaflets and participating in other forms of free speech. The Pittsburgh law bans protesters from standing within 15 feet of entrances but also makes them stand 8 feet from clients in a 100-foot buffer around entrances. The appeals court found the zones violate the free speech rights of the protesters who find it difficult to hand leaflets to clinic clients.

So the protesters need to stand closer so they can pass out leaflets do they? No, they want to be disruptive of the woman getting in to attempt to discourage it in the first place. Nobody who isnt’t fully retarded thinks that passing out a fucking leaflet to a woman on the way into an abortion clinic is going to cause an epiphany and a change of mind. I can honestly say that if some “protester” tried to shove a leaflet at me as I walked past, I would forcefully deposit that leaflet directly into his/her stomach. If they want your religion and your

The court found that either zone by itself could be legal. The U.S. Supreme Court has already upheld a Colorado state law establishing a similar 100-foot zone and decisions by courts in Florida and New York to ban protesters from within several feet of medical facility entrances.

"This is an extremely important victory for pro-life speech. The court drew a well-needed line in sand," David Cortman, the Alliance Defense Fund attorney who challenged the ordinance, said Monday.

Previously, city attorneys have argued the two zones were necessary to accomplish complementary functions. The 15-foot buffer zone keeps protesters from blocking entrances, while the 100-foot zone keeps protesters from following or harassing clients as they approach the clinics.

Cortman's group, based in Scottsdale, Ariz., sued to challenge the ordinance in 2006 on behalf of Mary Kathryn Brown, a nurse from Indiana Township, a suburb of Pittsburgh. Brown has spent more than 15 years attempting to persuade women not to have abortions by speaking to them and handing out literature about the procedure's physical dangers.

But it agreed with Brown's argument that the two buffer zones combined with traffic noise sometimes prevent her from talking to women using the normal, conversational tone she believes is most effective. The 100-foot zone also keeps her from handing leaflets to women before they enter the 15-foot buffer around clinic entrances, she claimed.

It is hard to be a pain in the fucking ass from too far away, this is a fact. Have we considered the physical dangers that psychotic right wing clinic bomber types might pose? Not everybody protesting is rational and wants to talk instead of intimidate and/or cause harm. The zones should stay for the sake of order and safety for all. I have seen protests dealing with abortion and I’ve seen how rabid some of these pro-life nutters can get.

The simple fact of the matter is that people need to mind their own business. It’s not you, it’s not your child, it’s not your life. Take your religion, your god, do with it as you wish. Feel happy and smug in knowing that you’re going to heaven and leave the rest of us heathins to do our own thing. All you are doing is creating more molesters, drunks, addicts, serial killers, and other dregs of society by ensuring that more babies will be born unwanted and in many cases into families that can do nothing aside from fucking them up.

I would like to bet that there would be one hell of an uproar if Muslims stood in front of your church door, protested wildly, and tried to pass out shit and convince you of how much better Islam is and that your way is wrong. Just because you don’t agree doesn’t mean it’s wrong. One final thought because I’ve heard it so many times. Not even in the case of rape. If you believe that, I sincerely hope the next case is you, or your wife or daughter who gets pregnant as a result of rape. Then we’ll see how high and godly you are. We will then see if you can and how well you overcome that trial. What is good for you isn’t always good for others. Mind your own business and find something more useful to do with your time.

Germans Give Weapons To Afghan Army... And I Predict

2009-11-13T19:36:00.003Z

I love it! Some may call me pessimistic, some might call me jaded, some might call me a jerk, some of you hardcore types might even call me crazy. I call me realistic.

Afghan officials talked recently with the German Defence Minister about having Berlin supply the fledgling Afghan national army with heavy weapons.

The visiting German minister "pledged his country's commitment to helping Afghanistan," the Afghan ministry said.

Berlin has come under pressure, notably from Washington, to provide more troops with the Taliban-led insurgency now at its deadliest in the eight years since the 2001 US-led invasion toppled their regime in Kabul.

The mission is highly unpopular in Germany but Berlin is considering whether to increase the upper limit of its troop contingent in Afghanistan to 7,000 from the current 4,500, Deutschlandfunk public radio reported last month.

I think this is fanfuckingtastic. Let's give them heavy weapons, lets give them tanks, lets give them long range ballistic missiles, let's give them nukes! I'm going to go out on a limb here and make a prediction. I predict that it takes all of about 3 days for these new German supplied heavy weapons to end up in Taliban hands and being effectively used to kill allied soldiers.

Some of you may be historically educated enough to know that we tried this once in a decade called the 80's and they're still using those weapons against us today. Yeah, I know, slightly different plot line but still essentially the same people governed by the same mentality and Islam NEVER changes. That's why they still live in the dark ages.

Some of you may say "oh, but Dillinger, we have to help them fight the insurgents or they'll fail, and they can't fight the insurgents with inferior weaponry." This is true, or mostly true, except for the fact that I would be willing to bet you that a rather large number of them actually are insurgents, or at least are helping and will continue helping insurgents from the inside.

They're going to fail. They were never going to succeed, not under the rules of NATO and the U.N. You can't fight with rules (hands tied) against an enemy that follows no rules. You can't win by protecting (civilians) who may be militants who are using the population as a ploy to blend in while the population's religion prohibits them from speaking out. This is an unwinnable war, ask the Russians.

This is where some I lose even some of you who follow me and already know how I think. We shouldn't have gone over there in the first place, it's that simple. No civilized strategy can defeat an uncivilized enemy. We should have dropped several nukes on them as a warning and then left them alone to continue destroying each other just like they've done for thousands of years and gotten so good at. "Hearts and Minds Campaign" is one of the most laughable piles of steaming horseshit they've fed us in a long time. Sure there are peaceful people there, but they are afraid of the Taliban and they aren't afraid of us.

The Taliban creates destruction and death and they know we aren't willing to do everything it takes to defeat them. Mark my words, they only way to win this war is for the population to realize that it's going to be far worse if they don't support us 100% than if they do. We should have gone in with a true "shock and awe" mentality. As much destruction as we could muster as quickly as we could muster it. The insurgents know we won't and these weapons will come back to bite us in the ass.

War isn't supposed to be nice and peace that is forced isn't peace. History shows us that their views, beliefs, and general lifestyles do not allow for peace. I agree with this guy, if you can't separate the good apples from the bad ones you have to assume they're all bad eventually.

An Officer and A Retard... and A Murderer

2009-11-12T13:04:00.002Z

I've tried really hard to just leave this story alone. It seems as though every other blogger has covered it and a few have covered it well. Everything that needed to be said has already been said... except what I'm going to say.

These are all quotes from a story I just read.

Nidal Malik Hasan's overly zealous religious views and strange behavior worried the doctors overseeing his medical training.

Doctors and staff overseeing Hasan's training viewed him at times as belligerent, defensive and argumentative in his frequent discussions of his Muslim faith (not as if that fits the fucking mold or anything) a military official familiar with several group discussions about Hasan said.

Hasan was characterized as a mediocre student and lazy worker, a matter of concern among the doctors and staff at Walter Reed Army Medical Center and the Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences, a military medical school in Bethesda, Md., the official said.

The concerns about Hasan's performance and religious views were shared with other military officials considering his assignment after he finished his medical training, and the consensus was to send the 39-year-old psychiatrist to Fort Hood, the official said.

Fort Hood, one of the country's largest military installations, was considered the best assignment for Hasan because other doctors could handle the workload if he continued to perform poorly and his superiors could document any continued behavior problems, the official said.

So let me just just sum that up. He's a psychologist, lazy, a shitty student, an argumentative douchebag who nobody likes... some might call him a dick, he makes others uncomfortable talking about violence, he's a member of a religion that is known to be violent, he has ready access to guns, he's known to have had contact with radicals.
So after after all this, they just pass him off somewhere where they know others can pick up his workload for him and hopefully clean up any messes he makes. GO ARMY!

It's no wonder we're ~~losing~~ winning (they tell me so) the war on terrorism with that kind of brilliance running the show.

I must ask you all, in all seriousness, can you not see the stupid in his eyes? Can you not feel the "Derrr" emanating from the photograph of him. I really would like to know what his actual IQ was because by looking at the guy, my first thought it that he's slightly retarded and instead of being taught to ~~shape~~ warp minds of other soldiers as a psychiatrist, he should have been cleaning shitters. How does a retard become an officer in the greatest military in the world? How does the greatest military in the world stay that way (or for how long) when it makes officers out of retards? I'm going to let you all think very hard about those two trick questions. I have an answer in mind, I'm curious what you think.

Are You A Bed Wetter?

2009-11-11T19:34:00.001Z

This video is a bit old but I found it and thought it was funny. Maybe not so much funny, but a basically spot-on accurate call made by Dick Armey.

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If she hasn't wet the bed in "weeks" she's about due. "Keep it from killing thousands and thousands of people" she says. Thousands and thousands? It's the goddamn flu, not Ebolavirus. Ooooohhhhh boogey boogey boogey be afraid! You should be more afraid of the H1N1 vaccine than the disease itself. Just to be safe, you better stock up on duct tape, plastic sheeting, and little paper face masks! Oh, and that game just looks fucking stupid.

Compact Fluorescent Light Bulbs... Saving The Environment or Endangering Everything?

2009-11-09T12:35:00.021Z

I found this interesting. As much as I have heard about the funny looking light bulbs known as compact fluorescent bulbs, I really don't give a shit about the things the environmentalists tell me I should care about.

My theory is that they're trying to feed me a steaming pile anyhow (idea cemented by presence of poster boy Al Gore) so I simply shut them out when they say I should do something. In the cases where I don't shut them out, I listen only so that I can then turn and do the exact opposite of what they tell me. Take for example, the curious case of the wonderful compact fluorescent light bulb vs. the incandescent bulb. This is where it really gets good.

They environmental types (those who stand to make money off "environmentally friendly" crap) such as, the Environmental Protection Agency and some large business, including Wal-Mart and Ikea, are aggressively promoting the sale of compact fluorescent light bulbs. They like to tell us that it's a way to save energy and fight global warming.

That's a nice thought... combating global warming and such. Making the planet better in the future for your children and your children's children and all that happy horseshit. Here's another nice thought. Compact fluorescent light bulbs contain Mercury. You know, Mercury, it's a super-fun member of a material hazard class called "Neurotoxin." Can you say "Neurotoxin" kids?

Wait, what about Mercury! Alright, no problem, we'll come back to "Neurotoxin."

Mercury is a naturally occurring metal that has several forms. The metallic mercury is a shiny, silver-white, odorless liquid that is also called quicksilver. When heated, it becomes a colorless, odorless gas.

Certain forms of mercury can build up in the tissues of animals all the way up the food chain to man. Mercury can build up in the body and accumulate, having long lasting health effects.

How can mercury affect my health?

Well, to begin with, the nervous system is very sensitive to all forms of mercury. Exposures to high levels of metallic, inorganic, or organic mercury can permanently damage the brain, the kidneys, or a developing fetus. The effects of mercury on brain functioning may result in irritability, shyness, tremors, changes in vision or hearing, and memory problems.

Excess mercury has been linked to nervous system, kidney, and liver damage, and impaired childhood development. The nervous system disorders that may occur with excess mercury include impaired vision, speech, hearing, and coordination. Another way to be exposed to mercury is to breathe in vapors in the air from spills of metallic mercury. You can breathe mercury contaminated air at the workplace or have skin contact with mercury while at work (dental, health services, chemical and other industries that use mercury). It is possible to breathe in mercury vapors in the air around spills, incinerators, and industries that burn mercury-containing fuels.

Short-term exposure to high levels of metallic mercury vapors may cause effects including lung damage, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, increases in blood pressure or heart rate, skin rashes, and eye irritation. Exposure to organic mercury is more dangerous for young children than for adults, because more of it passes into children’s brains where it interferes with normal development.

How likely is mercury to cause cancer?

There is inadequate human cancer data available for mercury but certain types have caused increases in several types of tumors in rats and mice. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has determined that some forms of Mercury are possible human carcinogens.

Very young children are much more sensitive to mercury and all of its effects than are adults. Pregnant woman are advised to keep away from the room where liquid mercury has been used.

Now, back to this Neurotoxin thing. These are a whole lot of fun for the entire family. I bet you're wondering how much fun they might be aren't you? Never you fear, I shall tell you.

A neurotoxin is a toxic agent or substance that inhibits, damages or destroys the tissues of the nervous system, especially neurons, the conducting cells of your body's central nervous system.

Neurotoxic effects can include behavior changes, seizures, as well as wide range of effects, including death. Both acute and chronic (long and short-term) exposure to certain organic chemicals can cause a variety of health problems including narcosis, anesthesia, CNS (central nervous system) depression, respiratory arrest, unconsciousness, coma, and death.

Neurotoxins have the potential for long-lasting or permanent effects from exposure means you should avoid the use of neurotoxins whenever possible. Some of you may be familiar with this guy.

He is a "mad hatter." That's no coincidence. He's not a hat maker that was mad or a mad man who took to making hats. Or a hat maker that went mad while making hats but not because of said occupation. The mad hatter was a mad hatter because it was well known in the time of Lewis Carroll that hat makers usually, eventually, went mad as a result of exposure to chemicals required to make hats. One of those chemicals... Mercury!

Mercury solution was commonly used in the olden days in the felting
process for making hats. You can read more about the actual process here. You can also get a more thorough story on the Mad Hatter here, including the parts I'm leaving out. There is some additional info here as well.

Many hat makers with long-term exposure to Mercury ended up with Mercury poisoning. The Mercury attacks the nervous system, causing drooling, hair loss, uncontrollable muscle tremors, trembling, and twitching ("hatter's shakes" or "Danbury shakes"), a lurching gait, and difficulties in talking and thinking clearly. Stumbling about in a confused state with slurred speech, affected hatters were sometimes mistaken for drunks. In severe cases, they experienced hallucinations and other psychotic symptoms.

Venoms are also neurotoxins.

Anywho! the bulbs contain small amounts of mercury and there currently is not really any good way to dispose of them. These bulbs tend to accidentally break. They break in landfills, in containers, in dumpsters, in trucks, in homes. Everything they touch when they break is going to get contaminated. Carpet, clothing, linens, mattresses, workers, children (to whom it is especially dangerous), pets, yourself, soil, water, etc, etc.

Some states, cities and counties have even outlawed putting CFL bulbs in the trash. "Experts" allegedly agree that it's not easy for most people to recycle this type of bulb. Many cities that have curbside recycling won't take the bulbs. In case you aren't sure what this may mean, this would mean you would have to either make a special trip to a specialized disposal facility to dispose of your "environmentally friendly" bulb, or you would have to contract a specialized disposal company to come and collect your bulb for you. This will require manpower, fuel, and most importantly... additional carbon footprint added to the opposite end of where you removed it by using the bulb in the first place. Your typical incandescent light bulb can legally, and safely be disposed of in regular household trash without fear of pollution, contamination, or bodily harm to third persons such as the trash collector.

You will also find that in many cases, these environmentally conscious do-gooder wannabes will lose interest on the back end of their little save the world project and the bulbs will go in the trash. For example:

Pete Keller works for Eco Lights Northwest, the only company in Washington state that recycles fluorescent lamps. He says it is illegal to put the bulbs in the trash in some counties in Washington, but most people still throw them out.

"I think most people do want to recycle, but if it's not made easy, it doesn't happen," Keller says. "And they're small enough to fit in a trash can. So by nature, I think most people are not recyclers. So if it's small enough to fit in a trash can, that's where it ends up."

It's the American way... "If it ain't easy... fuck it."

Wendy Reed, who manages EPA's Energy Star program said "I share your frustration that there isn't a national infrastructure for the proper recycling of this product." So it would appear that the government has jumped behind and is pushing an idea like a retard in line at the amusement park and yet they really haven't fully looked into, developed, or even really considered the implications other than the immediate, outward appearance of environmental helpfulness. As long as everybody just follows along and doesn't think too much, we can all give ourselves a proud pat on the back every time we turn on a light.

Wendy says that even though fluorescent bulbs contain mercury, using them contributes less mercury to the environment than using regular incandescent bulbs. That's because they use less electricity and coal-fired power plants are the biggest source of mercury emissions in the air. To Wendy, I say, "but those plants are HIGHLY monitored by the government all of the time. They require permits, environmental and safety plans, disposal equipment and contracts, they have to account for every bit of their emissions and waste. The employees at the facility are trained to know about these things by law, and things are generally taken care of allowing for the odd exception.

On the other hand, average Joe Suburbanite and Welfare Cher are buying these bulbs for use in their homes by their mostly if not completely ignorant families, all over America. They're going to end up contaminated, they're going to contaminate the environment, and others, and they're going to cost you and I more money in the long run. We're going to be cleaning up that pollution later, we're going to be paying for that sickness later. Is this a good idea, really? I'm not buying it. I'm asking who's manufacturing these bulbs, who's coffers are the donations from said company going into?

Wendy then went on to say "The compact fluorescent light bulb is a product people can use to positively influence the environment to… prevent mercury emissions as well as greenhouse gas emissions. And it's something that we can do now — and it's extremely important that we do do it, the positive message is, if you recycle them, if you dispose of them properly, then they're doing a world of good."

If you want to calculate just how much good you're doing the world. An accurate estimate by my calculations would be that if you use all compact fluorescent bulbs for the majority of your life, we'll say from age 30 to age 80 assuming you die promptly, that's 50 years. In that fifty years, you will have done nearly as much good for the environment as you would have if you had chosen one day (any day in that 50 years) not to drive your car (assuming your car was up to California emissions standards and you didn't plan on driving far anyhow).

Wendy also said "EPA is actively engaged with trying to find a solution that works for these retailers around recycling the product, because it's really, really important." Then she went on to blame the stores for "not stepping up." As we all know, our government likes to lead by making examples of others at cost to those others instead of making it's own example. If they do start requiring the stores to do it, taxpayers will pay for it in either direct taxes, or higher prices to offset the huge cost of implementing expensive new procedures to recycle this crap. This saving the planet stuff appears to be very expensive for very little difference (if any), hmm... that's odd.

Lets hear from General Electric... they have been making compact fluorescents for circa 20 years. A company spokesperson admits that the little bit of mercury in each bulbs could become a real problem if sales balloon as expected.

"Given what we anticipate to be the significant increase in the use of these products, we are now beginning to look at, and shortly we'll be discussing with legislators, possibly a national solution here," says Earl Jones, a senior counsel for General Electric. What he didn't mention was that one way or another, it's going to cost you and I a buttload of money.

Did you know that CFL's are also not for use in track, recessed or dimmer fixtures? Yeah, it turns out that can cause "problems." Could you have guessed that the warnings on the packages of some of the new bulbs are in very small fine print and rather hard to read. They are also voluntary, yes that's right, the company can decide for itself whether warning you is worth their time.

Speaking of a difficult, costly, and unpleasant. What exactly should one do if suckered into buying these dumbass bulbs and then one breaks in your home? Well, the jury is still out on that one. Depending on the source there are slightly different levels of "how to" on this one and they range from inconvenience to disaster.

Consider this.

When installing a CFL bulb in a ceiling fixture of her 7-year-old daughter's bedroom Brandy Bridges dropped and broke it in shag carpet. Ms. Bridges knew about the danger of mercury but not what to do about it so she called Home Depot where she bought the bulbs to find out.

The store allegedly warned her not to vacuum the carpet and directed her to call the local poison control hotline. Poison control directed her to call the Center for Disease Control and Prevention and the Department of Environmental Protection.

The latter sent over a specialist to test the air in her house for mercury. While the rest of the house was clear, the area of the accident was contaminated above the level considered safe. The specialist warned Bridges not to clean up the bulb and mercury powder by herself – recommending a local environmental cleanup firm.

That company estimated the cleanup cost at $2,000 and, no, her homeowners insurance does not cover the damage. Bridges has been forced to seal off her daughter's bedroom with plastic to avoid any dust blowing around. Not even the family pets are permitted in to the bedroom.

Other sources say that you should do various other things in the case of a toxic materials release... I mean in case of a CFL bulb break...

Before Clean-up, evacuate people and pets and Air Out the Room for at least 15 minutes

Put on rubber, nitrile or latex gloves.

Shut off the central forced-air heating/air conditioning system, if you have one.

Clean-Up Steps for Hard Surfaces

Carefully scoop up glass pieces and powder using stiff paper or cardboard and place them in a glass jar with metal lid (such as a canning jar) or in a sealed plastic bag.

Use sticky tape, such as duct tape, to pick up any remaining small glass fragments and powder.

Wipe the area clean with damp paper towels or disposable wet wipes. Place towels in the glass jar or plastic bag.

Do not use a vacuum or broom to clean up the broken bulb on hard surfaces.

Clean-up Steps for Carpeting or Rug

Carefully pick up glass fragments and place them in a glass jar with metal lid (such as a canning jar) or in a sealed plastic bag.

Use sticky tape, such as duct tape, to pick up any remaining small glass fragments and powder.

If vacuuming is needed after all visible materials are removed, vacuum the area where the bulb was broken.

Remove the vacuum bag (or empty and wipe the canister), and put the bag or vacuum debris in a sealed plastic bag.

Clean-up Steps for Clothing, Bedding and Other Soft Materials

If clothing or bedding materials come in direct contact with broken glass or mercury-containing powder from inside the bulb they should be thrown away.

Disposal of Clean-up Materials (this part is particularly interesting)

Place all clean-up materials outdoors in a trash container or protected area for the next normal trash pickup immediately.

Wash your hands after disposing of the jars or plastic bags containing clean-up materials.

Check with your local or state government about disposal requirements in your specific area. Some states do not allow such trash disposal. Instead, they require that broken and unbroken mercury-containing bulbs be taken to a local recycling center. (Now you will want to realize that your state falls into this category and go outside and get your previously disposed of hazardous materials back out of the trash)

Future Cleaning of Carpeting or Rug:

The next several times you vacuum, shut off the central forced-air heating/air conditioning system and open a window before vacuuming.

Keep the central heating/air conditioning system shut off and the window open for at least 15 minutes after vacuuming is completed.

You may also use powdered sulfur to absorb the beads that are too small to see. The sulfur may change color and make the mercury easier to see, and it binds the mercury so that it can be easily removed. Note: Powdered sulfur may also stain fabrics a dark color. The powdered sulfur is also toxic and should not be breathed in.

Now, according to the EPA, here are some things that you should never do with a Mercury Spill Include:

Never use a vacuum cleaner to clean up mercury because it will put mercury into the air and increase exposure.

Never use a broom to clean up mercury. It will break the mercury into smaller droplets and spread them.

Never pour mercury down a drain. It may lodge in the plumbing and cause problems or cause pollution of the septic tank or sewage treatment plant.

Never wash clothing or other items that have come in direct contact with mercury in a washing machine, because mercury may contaminate the machine and/or pollute sewage. Clothing that has come into direct contact with mercury should be discarded.

Isn't This Fun!?

They might actually make it illegal soon to use anything but these bulbs. It all started in Cuba, moved to Venezuela, then Australia, Canada and the European Union. Now individual states in the U.S., including California, Connecticut, North Carolina and Rhode Island, are all in the process of legislating an end to Edison's greatest invention. Even local towns and cities are getting into the act of telling you that your safety isn't as important as using their pet project light bulb. By the time you develop cancer from the bulbs, the globe will have cooled again (like it does every couple of decades) and they'll be able to exclaim a triumphant victory.

Sources:

http://www.epa.gov/mercury/spills/index.htm#flourescent

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Supermax At Colorado Bad... Guantanamo By Dillinger Good

2009-11-02T17:00:00.015Z

Hat tip to Muslims Against Sharia. Remember how urgently Osama Obama wanted to get Guantanamo Bay closed? Yeah, I knew you did. It's such a terrible place, those poor prisoners are abused terribly and they didn't even do anything.

It turns out that despite the fact that the "prisoners" didn't like Guantanamo, they like the super max at Florence, Colorado even less. This is the likely alternative for the most dangerous al-Qaeda suspects.

While the left cried that the center was not meeting international standards, the Pentagon improved living at Guantanamo.

A Republican congressman who visited earlier this year and wants the prison kept open, said that "if there's any scandal at Guantanamo, it is that the detainees are treated too well".

The 221 remaining inmates receive between four and 20 hours outdoor recreation in the Caribbean sun and anything from weekly to almost unlimited access to DVDs and receive three newspapers (USA Today, plus one Egyptian and one Saudi Arabian title) twice a week. Every bed has an arrow pointing towards Mecca and every cell a prayer rug.

The detainees' diet is exclusively Middle Eastern and halal, in observance of regional and religious sensitivities. Dates, olive oil and honey are provided daily and pita bread is baked on the premises. They drink the same bottled water as the prison's staff and have the same access as other prisoners to 16,000 books and 1,600 magazines held at the library.

That is inhuman! Deplorable conditions for "prisoners." I think I should be put in charge of Guantanamo reform. I'll call it, Guantanamo by Dillinger and all the best terrorists will want to come. They'll start out at the gates by receiving their uniform. I'll give each of them a choice between a beautiful pink wool jumpsuit and a decadent purple wool jumpsuit. They will receive so much more humane treatment at Guantanamo by Dillinger.

I'll start the fun filled activities with a violently brutal kicking 5 times a day, we'll do it just before prayer times so they have something to pray about. This adds incentive and reason to live. Instead of news papers to read we'll give them each a single photograph of their choice to look at. They can choose from an extensive selection of one photograph. We'll let them choose a new one each year to keep things fresh.

Instead of unlimited access to DVDs, which is exceptionally cruel, we'll give them unlimited access to one photograph they chose from a selection of one photograph. If they get tired of one photograph we'll give them one other choice which just happens to be a terrible kick in the spleen.

They can participate twice a week if they like, in mandatory dinner and a movie. The movie will be chosen from a selection of 50's era pornography and dinner will consist of a mouth watering selection of wines, liquors, pork products, and a delicate assortment of feral dog reproductive organs. All 100% halal! I certified it myself and if they want proof I will hit them in the face with a hammer. Who can question that!?

If they are really good and give us information that we need without "torture"... what is torture anyhow, so subjective a term, torture to me is listening to Miley Sirus, anyhow, if they do they'll earn conjugal visits. We'll fly in direct from Afghanistan, the finest Afghan goats a Jihadi eye ever fell upon. I tell you, these goats have almost all their hair, minimal mange, we'll even draw a mustache and uni-brow on them if requested.

Right now they get between 4 and 20 hours of outdoor recreation? That's disgusting. I propose they get 15 hours worth of mandatory outdoor recreation. They can choose from several fun filled activities I've preselected for them. Swimming with sharks, swimming with crocodiles, swimming with crocodiles and sharks, or swimming with sharks, crocodiles, and piranhas. It will be tons of fun and they'll be fit, trim, and they'll use up their entire 2.5 hours of allotted sleep time every single night sleeping like a rock all tuckered out from all the fun.

I also propose that every day we play a game, we have two versions of the game called "Allah Is Most Merciful" and it shows how merciful is Allah. We won't give an arrow so they'll have to guess the precise direction of Mecca. If anybody guesses wrong it's obviously because Allah has forsaken him and one of the guards will hit him in the skull with a tube sock loaded with wood screws. The other version of "Allah Is Most Merciful" is again played by trying to guess the correct direction to Mecca. This time if you fail you get to play a mini-game called 6 hours of trying to hide the asshole from the psychotic, gay, serial rapist.

This will help keep them on their toes, mind sharp. A sharp mind is a happy mind. Oh, and I almost forgot, instead of a prayer rug, we'll give you a prayer ground. A prayer ground is even better, it's as big as you like, you get to share it with all of your Muslim brothers, and best of all, it was manufactured by Allah himself. We'll even scatter about some magical broken glass shards to increase your comfort and enhance your praying capabilities. Allah hu Awesome!

Instead of Middle Eastern food, which is terribly under-diverse. We'll give you whatever you manage to catch while you're enjoying swimming time. If you don't catch anything, we'll give you bacon as a super tasty consolation prize. I know, I know, you don't like to eat pigs because you've not quite evolved past their level yet and it feels like you're eating a relative. That's ok, consider it a special privilege that we're allowing for a limited time. We'll even have a nice cuddly, tailwaggeric pooch deliver your food to you (don't mind the drool soaked bag, it will help you keep hydrated). It's proven that K9 companions raise people's spirits when they're lonely!

Instead of bottled water to drink, like the prison's staff, we'll give you a cup and an arrow toward the ocean. There's tons of water out there that is Kafir free, totally untouched. We know that the discriminating Jihadi wouldn't be caught dead drinking the beverage of the Infidel!

As for the Library... who wants a library, we'll do you one better, we'll give you a Koran. We'll throw it through a wood chipper first and as soon as you piece it back together you can read it all you want for the following 3 minutes, then we put it back into the chipper and the fun begins anew! We'll call this "crafts and recreation time." If you don't want to join crafts and rec time, you can have rest and relaxation time instead. During rest and relaxation time you get to sunbathe nude, and help the soldiers relax by betting how long it will take for the growling dogs to tear off your naughty bits and nom nom nom on your little Arabian juevos if they let go of his chain. Oh the fun to be had. Aren't you glad you terrorized? If you don't want to stay at my new improved Guantanamo Bay, you can go here instead.

Florence, Colorado "super max" where you can spend 23 hours a day in a 9ft by 9ft cell with the only natural light coming from a skylight outside. Exercise would be limited to an hour indoors five days a week with minimal contact with others. An official study found that most inmates suffer psychological trauma from the severe isolation but you are fucked up in your tiny little brain anyhow so it really doesn't much matter now does it?

Since 2005 an Arab American cultural adviser, who for security reasons is identified only by the name of Zak, has been employed at Guantanamo to liaise with detainees. He said that some detainees would rather stay put than go on trial in the US, where they would probably receive a life sentence or could wait years for a death sentence to be carried out. "They know there will not be the same privileges as here," he said. "Given the choice of being sentenced forever in Guantanamo or moved to supermax, it is 'no, can I stay in Gitmo?'. Here they can be outside, they can smell the sea." Camp guards and senior officers said similar feedback had been received from detainees fearing a tougher life in US jails or back home.

Controversy does still surrounds the centre. Detainees' lawyers make repeated complaints about mental illness and force-feeding of hunger strikers, while earlier this year the prison suffered its fifth prisoner suicide. Adm Copeland described a "psychological battleground" where detainees regularly spit at guards or fling faeces and urine.

I will fix this at Guantanamo by Dillinger. There won't be any force feeding. If you want to starve to death we won't force you to eat. We'll help ensure you aren't forced to eat by nailing you to a cross in the sun and make it a reality show out of it for all the morons back in the states who are bored with John and Kate Plus Hate. We'll call it "Watch Stupid Die." Do you really want to throw feces? Throw urine? That's nasty, childish, and simply not nice. If you can't be nice and you cannot control your urge to play in poo we will simply have to fix this. This isn't Afghanistan where it's part of the culture to chuck shit at one another as a way of flirting... no it certainly is not! Here, in Guantanamo by Dillinger, when you chuck shit at a guard, we will kindly, delicately, and ever so caringly, apply liberal amounts of super-glue to the inside of your anus. You won't have any more problems with those pesky turds getting into your hands.

I can't believe the nerve of people. Thinking that terrorist prisoners should suffer, be made to fear, be punished for killing innocent people or planning to. Simply ignorant! Send them to Guantanamo by Dillinger... "A Nicer, More Happy, Healthy, and Human Prison Experience For That Metropolitan Terrorist On The Go!"

In May, ethnic Uighur Chinese detainees embarrassed officials by staging a protest in front of visiting reporters, waving art pads asking if Mr Obama was a "communist or a Democrat". Despite being cleared for release in 2003, destinations have not been found for most of the Uighurs. Washington refuses to send them and other nationals to home countries where they may face persecution.

Isn't there some dreamlike tropical island where we can send them, find them a job, pay for their homes, food, and general uselessness for the rest of their lives?

Who cares, really, how about we let them out in Hadjidirkistan someplace, give them a kick in the dick and say "buh bye!" They'll sort shit out eventually.

Prophet Muhammad Approved! ... Or, it would be if he could stay sober long enough to approve it! Make your reservations today!

Muhammad Hates Alcohol

2009-10-29T20:49:00.009Z

Remember in my last blog when I said how much fun it was to walk into my neighbor's house and tell them what to do? I love it! If you don't remember, this is what I do. At dinner time I like to let myself into my neighbor's houses.

(I choose the neighbor by who I think will give me the most with the least resistance).

As I burst in I stomp my wet/muddy/snowy shoes all over their carpet because that's how we do it where I come from. I sit myself down at their table and demand to be served. If they resist I pretend I'm starving and make elaborate excuses to convince them why they should feed me. If they still refuse I scream and threaten their lives. When they finally serve me I piss and moan about how shitty the food is and how small the portions are. I complain that this food isn't made the way it was where I come from. Only in my home is food properly made. When they ask me to make them food sometime to show them, I shut up and stop talking because they are dirty and cannot come into my home to eat the special food or they'll taint it.

I also love to interrupt their conversations while they talk and tell them they are very rude for leaving me out, even when I sometimes choose to sit across the room, in a corner, by myself. I just yell across the room about how they are purposefully isolating me and when they invite me over I stay there and pretend to be sad because "it's too late now." In reality I know that I am better than them and that I shouldn't be close to them or I'll be tainted by them. I love to tell them what they can and cannot talk about when they converse at dinner. I simply cannot allow them to say anything that I find objectionable or offensive in my presence even if it is in their house at their table because I am above them and my needs come first.

Sounds pretty goddamn idiotic doesn't it? Sounds sorta familiar as well doesn't it? Who wants to guess where I'm going with this?

Remember that Stealth Jihad I was talking about not so long ago. Muslims attempting to compel non-Muslims to change their behavior to accommodate Muslim sensibilities.

The owner of the soon-to-open Breslin restaurant, situated in the 12-story Ace Hotel on Broadway and 29th, is the target of members of the Masjid Ar-Rahman mosque across the street. He said some mosque visitors "object to seeing people drink alcohol."

Apparently Muslims haven't the ability to simply mind their own goddamn business.

After the recent FergusStock, a festival during which famed British chef Fergus Henderson cooked whole pigs for a rapt crowd of New York chefs and foodies, Mr. Friedman said the mosque's leaders called a meeting with the hotel. "They said, 'Can you move the bar?'" he said. "And I laughed. And the guy said, 'Oh, you think that's funny?' And I said, 'Yeah, that is funny, that is really funny, because we're not going to move the bar just because you discovered we're serving booze.' Can you name one restaurant in New York that doesn't serve booze?"

Mr. Friedman and his partner, Spotted Pig chef April Bloomfield, did agree to nix plans for a dive bar in a townhouse next door, but as for the restaurant, "I said, 'This is the United States of America and we'll do whatever the f**k we want.'"

I like this guy, although, if it were me I would put in an even bigger bar than I had planned. In fact, I would probably make an attempt at a club, or a titty bar and I would only serve booze and pork products.

Mosque officials suggested they "couldn't control the behavior of 'a few bad eggs'"; i.e., "we could get a brick through our window." Mr. Friedman said. He made the police aware of this threat.

The police are on it right now as a matter of fact. They have already patted down a 9 year old Hispanic boy; an 80 year old, blind, Japanese man; and a middle aged Jewish lady; and a Russian guy. No bricks have been found so far and the threat is being deemed highly unlikely.

A volunteer at the mosque that a law forbids serving liquor within 200 feet of a place of worship and that "not more than 200 feet is between the mosque and the bar. It turns out that in order for that law to apply it has to be an exclusively dedicated house of worship. Their space has both residences and a restaurant, so basically, the law doesn't apply. Everyone was aware of that when the liquor license was granted.

Hmm, creative selectively stating only part of a law that doesn't apply to make it sound as if it does, as though nobody is going to notice.

When the Transom visited, the "doily curtain" covering had not yet arrived, and paper has been taped to the windows to shield the mosque's worshipers from the sight of a gay wedding over the weekend. "They can threaten, but they can't really stop us," Mr. Friedman said.

I would take the Israeli approach. We'll be neighbors, we won't bother you if you don't bother us. We'll even be nice if you're nice. If you throw bricks through our window we'll throw molotovs through yours. Maybe if you douchebags would lighten up and have a goddamn drink, get laid, take off the bed sheet in the sweltering sun, you wouldn't be so goddamn angry and disagreeable all of the time. It's your choice to live by the rules of your chosen book of fairy tales so deal with it. If you don't like the way we do things don't look, if you can't manage that then go back to your own country where you're forced to do things the way you want at the point of an AK-47. Those are your two choices and if you don't like them you can fuck off.

So Peaceful, So Moderate, Muslims Calmly Protest Geert Wilders

2009-10-29T17:00:00.014Z

The "Moose Limbs" have something to say. I am going to allow you to see it because who am I to silence such brilliant speakers.

Mooselimbs in every corner of the earth there are! ... I'm sure we could fix that... Oh that's not nice of me, I certainly don't mean that. *wink*

Let me sum up the first guy. "When we threaten your freedoms in the name of Allah and you speak of protecting those freedoms against Islam, this is an insult to Islam. Don't insult Islam because if you do we'll kill you. You aren't free if we threaten to kill you because you have to hide from violent intolerant Muslims so it's best to just give in to us."

Guy number 2. This guy is obviously the definition of peaceful. So tolerant, so moderate, he is to be an example to us all. Look at the Brits standing there being good dhimmis. I'm so proud I could weep. Once the Brits viciously fought Americans for control of American lives and American land, now they won't even fight Muslims for control of their own British lives or British land. Pussies... You take that that Muslim cock in your ass you naughty Britain, you take that cock... and never-you-mind that it smells of billy-goat ass.

I especially love when the group joins in with a Conquer dirka dirka prophet dirka dirka teach the dogs dirka dirka conquer dirka dirka dominate dirka dirka Allaaaahhhu Akbar dirka dirka.

The mooselimbs aren't going to stand for Brits speaking freely in Britain! I agree, sometimes I like to go into my neighbors houses uninvited and sit down at their dinner table and eat dinner at their expense. While I fatten myself on their food for free I like to bitch incessantly about how terrible it is and how much I hate it while I give orders to them about what conversations they can and cannot have in my presence because I am always right. I base these choices on my third grade education and my favorite book of compiled fairy tales and because people told me this book is truth it simply cannot be wrong.

The last guy is best, in between his conquer and dirka speech he throws in "and ummm" dirka "aand uuhh, and uuhhh." Toastmasters my filthy, shit-reaking, goat-fucking, bearded amigo, toastmasters. How are you supposed to convince us you mean business if you can't sound any smarter than an imbred and slovenly version of a sasquatch with a speech impediment? You want 2 minutes with Wilders? Just you, 200 other mooselimbs, and Wilders? Very fair... very fair. I have a proposition, how about you give me 2 minutes, just you, and I, 2 minutes, nobody else, no rules, no consequences. We'll see if Allah can help you. No, that's simply not nice of me and I don't mean that. *wink*

I actually, totally agree, these mooslimbs are so articulate that I simply cannot disagree. How can you find fault in the argument that: "We will kill you if you don't do what we tell you! We are the victims and we are oppressed by you! If you don't believe us we will kill you! Give us special treatment for the tears we shed over our oppression! If you don't we will kill you! Let us move into your country take over every aspect of your way of life or we will continue to be oppressed victims who bully you by protesting, rioting, calling you racist and threatening to conquer and/or kill you!"

All I have to say is C'mon Brits, grow a pair and tell these fuckers to shut the fuck up or get lost! You guys were once bad-ass, you can be again. Oh, that's not nice, I don't mean that. Wait, yes I do, I lied, but it's alright to lie to the enemy for betterment of my cause, it says so in the Qur'an!

Trade Center Death Nothing To Do With Muslims

2009-10-28T20:10:00.002Z

Some of you may have seen this before I've posted it and some of you may not have. The wonderful, peaceful, never responsible, and never wrong, religion of Islam is being assaulted yet again.

Peter Gadiel wants everyone to remember his son, James, who was killed during the September 11 terrorist attacks.

Let me be the first to step up and say "How Dare He!"

And he also wants people to remember how he died: "Murdered by Muslim terrorists."

That's just ignorant, Muslim terrorists had nothing to do with September 11th! ...Wait, you say it was terrorists and that they were all Muslims? So I guess that would make them Muslim terrorists then... Still, that's ignorant, and hateful to point out the truth because some people don't like the truth!

Gadiel feels that a tribute to his son would be incomplete without those words. He said "I think it's important, because I think there's a nationwide effort to suppress the identity of the people who were involved in the attacks," Gadiel told Fox News.

That doesn't make any sense. Islam is most merciful... the religion of peace even. Why would a peaceful and merciful religion need to have anything suppressed to protect it? It's constant, consistent, merciful, peaceful actions will speak for it, they will speak over any uncommon occurrence perpetrated by some loosely associated fringe radical group. It's not like the only news available to publish about Islam is related to ignorance, oppression, violence, and hateful fits directed at anybody who isn't muslim. I can think of thousands... hundreds... tens... ok, actually I can't think of any examples of anything good Islam has done at the moment but I'll work on that.

23-year-old James Gadiel worked for Cantor Fitzgerald on the 103rd floor of the World Trade Center. He died when a hijacked plane crashed into the North Tower. For years, Gadiel's hometown of Kent, Conn., has wanted to honor the young man with a memorial plaque next to its town hall. But the tribute has hit a snag because James' father wants to include the phrase, "Murdered by Muslim terrorists," under his son's name.

He's hateful and Islamophobic! He has an irrational fear of a religion that has never done a thing to cause fear... except for crashing those planes, bombing subways and embassies in several countries, beheading several people from several countries, stabbing and/or shooting a few people to death for "insulting their religion," being named time after time (greatly disproportionate to natives) rape crimes in a few European countries, rioting, protesting and preaching in public about how Islam will destroy the west. No, this guy is just Racist against the Islamic race. They can't help their religion color, they were born into the race of Islam.

Gadiel said "It isn't just overlooked, it's suppressed," Gadiel said. "It's simply wrong to imply that people just died. The buildings didn't just collapse, they didn't just fall down — they were attacked by people with a specific identity, a specific purpose." Town officials call the phrase too controversial for a small town memorial, and they recently voted against erecting the plaque if Gadiel insists on the language. The town officials are imagined as saying "good Dhimmis musn't speak up against Islam even when it is at fault because Islam is special, superior, protected, and beyond criticizm."

"We perceive ourselves as a very warm, loving town," said Ruth Epstein, "We have at least one Muslim family living here with children and it — it would be just awful to have them see something like that,"

That would be awful if a Muslim child were caused to think about something uncomfortable... far more awful than somebody's American child dying violently in a giant fucking fireball caused by Members of that poor offended Muslim child's peaceful religion.

"We have no need for truth here if it might make for any discomfort ever." the spokes-lady should have said. A Kent selectman and one of two town leaders to vote the plaque down. "To disparage any one ethnic group is just against everything that we stand for here." He failed to finish that statement so I will for him. "Any 'ethnic' group can do whatever it is that you feel like doing and use any excuse you like and we will quietly accept it and continue to tell you how special you are and reiterate how it must be somehow our fault."

Epstein noted that other Sept. 11 memorials, like the one at the Pentagon, don't mention Muslim terrorists, and she said she does not want to alienate any members of her small and close-knit community. Which is funny because Muslims never seem to have any problem with alienating anybody else when it comes to making their point. Then again that's just if you find protests, riots, bombings, stabbings, shootings, and sawing off heads to be alienating activities. Of course I know they don't all do it, many more don't do that. The funny thing is that of those many who don't actually participate in the activity, 90% also refuse to condemn it, or even acknowledge it at all. No rage when thousands of people (Non-Muslims) are killed but get the hell out of the way if somebody draws a cartoon of the Prophet (mental patient) Muhammad.

But for Gadiel, it's an important message that he insists be present on any tribute to his son. "Muslims have to acknowledge that it was their co-religionists who committed this act in their name," he said. "I am offended that unlike so many others, they refuse to acknowledge that it was their people who did this."

Can you really question this? Is that not absolute truth? Would any rational party who was without guilt feel offended by this. I wouldn't be offended if "white nationalists" committed some crime and the news pointed it out... at least, not if the same rules applied to all groups. There should be no argument. Pointing out the root of the problem, recognizing the root of the problem is the only way to fix it.

Today In Stupid... Simply Idiotic

2009-10-28T13:39:00.019Z

GENIUS PRESIDENT SOLVES ANOTHER PROBLEM WITHOUT A THOUGHT (really, not a thought at all)

A defense bill President Barack Obama will sign into law today contains a new provision that would convert all Americans to Islam if Taliban fighters will quit the insurgency. Ok, so maybe that's slightly off. What Obama actually wants to do is pay the Taliban to stop being Taliban. The provision establishes a program in Afghanistan similar to when used in Iraq, where former fighters were re-integrated into Iraqi society. It worked very well there too, just like it works when we try to re-release inmates in the United States onto the streets.

This is an excellent plan for several reasons. None of these people are a lost cause. None of these people will lie, spy, and subvert the organizations we'll try to put them to work for. Even if they did this wouldn't hurt progress. All people are good, they just need a chance. The fact of the matter is, it's poverty that makes them this way so if we make them rich, problem fixed!

They Look Like Reasonable Guys To Me...

Also, Fanatical religious types are well known for being reasonable people, therefore, why would they not accept? Islam is not known for, and it's certainly not actually written in Islamic texts that it would be acceptable and even commendable for the Taliban to accept the money then continue the insurgency at our own expense, literally. It would appear that as usual, our messiah has brilliantly subverted the wiley enemy. Why didn't anybody think of this before? Money is free! If we run out, it's not like we can't just print more! Name your price Mr. Muhammad Bin Al Rammud Al Ben Booti Al Rakmon Tin Taliban. Can you spell that for me? It won't all fit on the check... how do I abbreviate? Genius! My only question is this: We already spend billions a year buying Oil from Saudi Arabia, so... wouldn't we be basically already paying the Taliban?

FEEL SORRY FOR THEM, THEY CAN'T HELP BEING STUPID

On another note, there are 3 hikers still imprisoned in Iran after 88 days. I know because there's a ridiculous counter on the website FreetheHikers.org that tells me so. Shane Bauer, Sarah Shourd and Josh Fattal were detained under charges of illegally crossing the border from Iraqi Kurdistan into Iran.

In the latest effort to obtain their release, the hikers' families have released video of the three -- shot two days before they were detained fooling around like the fucking retards they are.

The video was filmed by Shon Meckfessel, a friend who accompanied them on their Kurdistan trip. Meckfessel had meant to join them on their fateful outing but stayed behind because he felt under the weather.

"Yo it's hot. Yo, it's hot. It's 'cause I'm in Iraq. Someone get me a fan. Someone get me a fan. 'Cause I'm in Kurdistan," Fattal raps as he chuckles and points to the Iraqi landscape behind him.

Which is absolutely hilarious when one thinks about the fact that Iraq is a fucking war zone. War zones always make me want to hike, rap, and act like a careless twat as well. Get me a fan... man... cause I'm in a prison van... on my way to solitary confinement in a cave in Iran.

"It's bittersweet," said Cindy Hickey, Bauer's mother. "Watching them, I see the lightness of heart that they had making [the videos]. It's fun to see them, but watching it, I wonder what they are still doing there. These are innocent kids."

Actually they were plenty old enough to know they shouldn't have been fucking the fuck around in Iraq in the first place. They should have also REALLY known better than to fuck around with Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the rest of that Merry Band of Radical Nutbags.

Hickey has said that the families still have not been able to contact Bauer, Shourd or Fattal. Through the release of the videos, Hickey says that they hope "it will indicate how harmless these kids are."

Because the Iranians certainly don't realize that these fucktards are simply that, just fucktards. The Iranians surely were mistakenly thinking that these three idiots are CIA superspies, or perhaps they are 007, 008, and 00DUMBASS. I'm sorry, but Iran needed pawns (regardless of how weak they were) in an international game of chicken and dumb, dumber, and dumbass volunteered.

Mahmoud Says "How Do I Know They Aren't Spies?"

DIE NAZI DIE!

Past is the past... not so damn fast! An 88-year-old former member of the Waffen SS went on trial Wednesday on three counts of murder for the wartime killings of three civilians in the Netherlands.

Heinrich Boere admitted to the three killings to Dutch authorities when he was in captivity after the war but has managed to avoid prosecution for decades first escaping from the Netherlands before he could be brought to trial, then successfully eluding the courts in Germany.

Outside the court building, a handful of protesters held up a pair of black banners that read "No peace for Nazi criminals" and "Don't forgive, Don't forget." These are very likely the same Liberal types who can condemn this man and at the same time praise Palestinians, Al Qaida, Hamas, Hezbolah, or Taliban for blowing up civilians and carrying out even more heinous crimes against humanity.

Boere faces the possibility of spending the rest of his life in prison if convicted of the 1944 killings of a bicycle-shop owner, a pharmacist and another civilian while part of an SS death squad codenamed "Silbertanne."

Boere was 18 when he joined the SS at the end of 1940, only months after German forces had overrun his hometown of Maastricht and the rest of the Netherlands. In a 2007 interview with the Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad, Boere himself attempted to justify the killings, saying he was sorry for what he had done but that it was "another time, with different rules."

NO WAY! I WANT HIS BLOOD! Standards it the world today are so ass backwards it's retarded. Yes, what the Nazis did was horrific. There is nothing excusable about the ethnic cleansing that took place, at least not as the big picture goes. As for the majority of the players in the game, that's a different story. Of course, in the higher echelons of power there were evil people who needed punished. In this particular case, I think the blood lust is going way too far. It seems to me, far more likely that this was a very young man in a rather low position on the totem pole and he was following orders.

If put in his time with the zeitgeist of the times, in his position, facing the consequences that he faced if he did anything but carry out his orders... you would do the same goddamn thing. It's possible that he's not sorry and that he believed in that cause, but I doubt it, and if he doesn't admit it, given the circumstances, it can't be proved. This is taking it too far and those who want to imprison this man are probably ignorant of reality and history, which cases them to be worse people than he likely is.

SPEAKING OF LEGAL JACKASSERY

Defense attorneys for an al-Qaida sleeper agent plan to argue at his sentencing this week that his five years spent locked up without charge was enough punishment and he should be immediately released. As an attorney myself(license may not be real but that's a minor detail) , I would like to add to this and say that he should be paid for his mental anguish, given citizenship, and possibly given a mosque where he can help spread his "ethnically diverse" outlook on life.

Ali al-Marri, a 44-year-old native of Qatar, pleaded guilty in May to conspiring to provide material support or resources to a terrorist organization. Prosecutors have recommended the maximum 15 years behind bars, and the judge's decision could have far-reaching effects. The United States still holds more than 200 people without charge at Guantanamo Bay. If convicted, those detainees also could argue that their time in custody should be considered at sentencing.

Al-Marri's attorneys say the judge who will preside over Wednesday and Thursday's sentencing hearing should consider the years al-Marri spent locked up without charge, much of it in a U.S. Navy brig in South Carolina. Those years and cruel treatment — including sensory deprivation, lengthy interrogations and threats to harm his family — amount to a sentence "beyond what our nation stands for and tolerates as a matter of respect for the law," they said in court documents.

I would like to argue that Al-Marri's attorneys should be locked up in a cell with Al-Marri for taking money for a terrorist in an attempt to free him into society and further endanger society. Terrorist suspects should get no rights. I would pay a lot of money to be put in charge of these terrorists for a while. I would make waterboarding look like a toddler tea party. This is why we get nowhere in this war. They don't fear us. Their daily lives are worse than what they get in U.S. detention. They fear Taliban far more and that's why Taliban is winning. Until the U.S. proves that punishment will be far more harsh for crossing us that it will be for crossing the Taliban, we will continue to get nowhere.

"We're arguing that, that warrants a lower sentence," attorney Lawrence Lustberg said in an interview Monday. "The best possible outcome would be that the court would conclude that no additional term is necessary."

Asshats! Does anybody besides me realize that a mere 50 or so years ago, in nearly any country, this would be a hanging offense? In the countries these people come from it would be a death sentence. In our country you get a slap on the wrist and a welfare check. If you bring a knife to a gunfight you will always lose.

When interviewed, an Al-Quaida spokesman said "Allah is most merciful and Muhammad is his prophet, peace be upon him and beat your wife if she defies you and behead enemies of Islam... dirka dirka."

AS IF THERE AREN'T MORE PRESSING ISSUES WITH WHICH TO CONCERN OURSELVES

Susan Finkelstein is willing to rub the lamp if the genie comes with World Series tickets.

The 43-year-old Philadelphia woman posted an ad on the Web site Craigslist in which she described herself as a "gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan" desperately seeking Series tickets. Police too her choice of words "I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!" to mean that she was willing to spread the sexy time for some tickets. This doesn't surprise me at all. Maybe she was offering sex, maybe she wasn't, not enough information. Yeah, yeah, assumptions are the mother of all fuck-ups! What does that make these cops? Oh, yeah, it makes them cops, who as often as not will prosecute somebody just for the money they'll make from fines.

An undercover officer responded to the digital ad, and Finkelstein allegedly offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for the coveted tickets. She didn't get the tickets because the officer turned out to be gay. Actually I made that part up. She got arrested instead, for solicitation of prostitution.

I have a very simple question. Why do you care America? Why the fuck do you care? Why, oh god... why? Honestly, what does it matter if two consenting adults want to shag in exchange for Phillies tickets, cash, check, money order, a leaf blower, a red left shoe, a sack of rusty tin cans, what the fuck does it matter? What is the difference between humping for the gratification of relieving the pressure or humping for the sake mutual benefit. How is that any more immoral or reprehensible than going to a party to get drunk with intent to score? Granted, you would have to be slightly irresponsible to want to be, or to want to sleep with a prostitute but that's just my opinion.

If she wants to be a slut and he wants to give tickets to a slut in exchange for the herp and I don't have to pay for it in any way, it doesn't matter the least bit to me. I just simply do not understand why something we are allowed to do anyway is considered a crime when monetary gain is involved. If this is going to be the rule I want pregnancy among welfare recipients added to the list of Felonies immediately!

Besides, "Come-uppins" are usually received by those who are deserving.

Islam Receives Pedo Bear Seal of Approval

2009-10-27T15:41:00.003Z

I would like to be the first to congratulate the great and peaceful religion of Islam on receiving this prestigious award.

The Pedo Bear Seal of Approval has been awarded to the peaceful religion of Islam for it's dedication and selfless persistence in "hands on" child sex education.

In Islam, no child grows up without being taught about love and sexual relations... Prophet Muhammad style.

Sometimes Things Irritate Me

2009-10-26T20:47:00.007Z

Alright, I admit, something is always irritating me. Fact of the matter is, it's usually justifiable. Here are some of the things that annoyed me today.

Jon Gosselin stole $230,000 from a joint account he shares with estranged wife Kate as they fight like two bratty children over their stupid television show and divorce. She allegedly stole $33,000 in joint funds that she cannot explain where it went.

Why do you people watch this show? Who the fuck cares if these people have 8 kids and a shitty marriage. It's just stupid to watch this! I watched it once to see what the point was. He is an overgrown child with the douche levels of a drunken frat boy and she is an overbearing, condescending, bitch with a bad hairstyle that went out circa 1999. They accidentally took too much fertility juice, popped out 8 ugly ass kids, and you people eat that shit up like a pint of Ben and Jerry's while they rake in ridiculous amounts of money to be the dysfunctional assholes they should instead receive one terrible kick in the spleen apiece and a whack on the cranium with a bb filled rubber hose. Stop promoting stupidity America! These two big babies should have their children taken away from them and they should have to earn them back by acting like adults who can properly manage children.

Next:

Bruneians want husbands who cheat on their wives to be whipped, according to a recent survey in the Muslim-majority country.

Well fuck me with a snow shovel, the Muslims want to whip, beat, kick, stone, or maliciously hack off a part of something, go the fuck and figure. What is the difference between a Muslim and a practitioner of S & M? I don't know, I was asking you... a leather suit maybe? I think that's the only thing to tell you the truth, just a leather suit. That religion is fucked up, so fucked up that it should be placed back in a country that can be fenced the hell in, and allowed to fester in the dark ages. Fuck it, we'll put a yarmulke on one of these

then let them spastically hurl rocks at it's head while they froth and foam at the mouth and scream about "Allah Hu Akbar!" Screw it, lets turn it into a reality show. Somebody get John and Kate a pair of plane tickets and a Jewish last name!

Next:

A small town police department seized a motorized lounge chair in a drunk driving "incident" up and is going to auction it off next week.

The black and blue chair can go 15 miles per hour and has stereo, footrest, cupholders, headlights, a nitrous oxide power boost system, drag racing-style steering wheel and a parachute.

"Dennis LeRoy Anderson, 62, """smashed""" it into a parked car on his way back from a local bar in Proctor, Minnesota.

Anderson told police the only reason he hit the car was because a girl jumped up on the chair.

Somehow I'm doubting there was much "smashing" going on. More like "poofed" it into a parked car. Seriously people, how the fuck hard can an lazybody on wheels strike a car? This shit is going a little too far. Ridiculous though the chair is, at least he wasn't behind the wheel of a goddamn pickup truck. How much damage can really potentially be done in a recliner? I'd have let the poor bastard at least keep his chair. This is not drunk driving, it's drunk reclining, that's like getting a DUI walking home. I know the police have better things they could be doing. He should pay for any damage done and do some community service but not a DUI.

Next:

Speaking of cops who should have something better to do.

Police in Tenaha, Texas have been allegedly extorting traveling motorists by subjecting them to bogus traffic stops, perhaps finding small amounts of drugs, and then offering to forgo prosecution if the motorists would forfeit their cars and other property. The forfeited items were then sold to fund a special police recreation account.

Now way, I don't believe that for a second. No way would a police officer ever abuse his/her position of power in such a way. They screen officers very, very carefully to ensure that they only get the very smartest and most ethically sound individuals each and every time. Wait, what, they only check to make sure they aren't multiple felons and that they're good at gym class? Wait, what, sometimes they don't even do that? Oh!

Next:

This is why I hate New Jersey... well... this is just one more addition to the list.

Judge James Morley dismissed animal cruelty charges in September against former Moorestown, N.J., police officer Robert Melia Jr., who had been caught in 2006 attempting to sexually gratify himself using calves' mouths. Because the state has no anti-bestiality statute, Melia was charged with animal "cruelty," but Judge Morley said he was uncertain whether the acts were "cruel" or merely confusing. He reasoned that calves would normally recognize an appendage in their mouths as the prelude to food. If the calf could speak, said Judge Morley, it might merely say, "Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk."

And thus, society took another giant step toward total annihilation. If you read the link, it appears that this fine, upstanding officer and his morbidly obese girlfriend (not a cow... at least not literally a cow) also like to molest little girls. This sort of thing happens far too often. Not the molesting and cow raping, that's a given that it needs to stop. What I'm talking about is these fucked up hillbillies getting jobs as cops. It's sort of like a "he who smelt it dealt it" thing. Those who preach most vehemently against things all too often turn out to be attempting to hide their participation. I propose a rule.

My rule is this. If you are given the very important position of police officer, judge, district attorney, or something along those lines. You are charged with upholding the law. This also means you know the law even better than the average person. All serious criminal charges that would apply to average citizens should be doubled or even tripled for these people. If you hold the fate of others in your hands, if you have power over the lives of others and you knowingly and willingly violate those very rules that you have actively helped to punish others for, you should pay dearly. When you take these positions you must be held to a higher standard and higher standards that come with higher rewards for meeting them should have stricter punishments for breaking them. I'm just saying.

Union... Defenition of Uselessness

2009-10-20T21:36:00.006+01:00

Consider this an open letter to the union. The particular union I will not mention specifically, instead I will direct this more generally, mostly to protect the company. If you are easily offended now would be the time to stop reading and leave because I have some venom that I'm about to spit.

There are few organizations in this country that are lower and more despicable than the many of the unions that are still going. Little better than the mafia but even less useful. At one time the union was a good thing in this country and actually protected workers who deserved protecting. Now the union is just a leach that is sucking even more of the final drops of blood from the corpse of our economy and it should have the final stake driven through it's heart.

People are losing their jobs and their homes and their lives to this decimated economy, these greedy sons-of-bitches are standing out front of a business refusing to do the job that the ungrateful bastards should be thanking their lucky stars they even have.

Carrying semi-illiterate signs and marching like a group of cockroaches in front of the parking lot to keep people out, these idiots are a massive part of the reason more and more businesses can't make a competitive go of things within the borders of our own country. I have been witness to actual bragging of union employees about how little they actually do. These are the scabs and they should be torn off and discarded. They rejected a recent offer of a new contract because what they are getting simply isn't good enough for them when hundreds of thousands would give anything to have what they have.

"We have (I'll just say several) employees that are laid off from the plant, and the present contract takes some of the benefits that those people would be entitled to away," a spokesman said.

"These are union brothers who paid union dues who got laid off because of the economic downturn, and now the company wants to take away from those (several) individuals under difficult circumstances," the useless jackass continued.

That is a shame that people got laid off, it truly is. The fact of the matter is that it's only a few people and when other companies are closing their doors because they can't get by and laying off hundreds, several people isn't so bad. How the hell do you expect a company to keep paying workers that they don't have work for. The purpose of laying off is to try to cut costs so they don't have to close and get rid of everybody! I feel for the small number of people laid off, I truly do. The ones that I hate are the idiots who still have jobs and are actively participating in attempting to bite off the hand that's feeding them.

"Everybody here is in agreement that something needs to be done," he said. "We're just making a stand."

The spokesjackass said the union is willing to sit down with company officials to settle the matter.

In other words, they're willing to come back to work if the company will continue supporting workers that it cannot afford to support, to give more holidays, and more money to everybody all the while requiring less work for the compensation.

Stupid said the strike has nothing to do with the economy.

Obviously not because anybody with a brain would look at the economy and think "thank god I still have a job and can still make a livelihood for myself."

Today I got the privilege of crossing the picket lines of this particular union to train "scabs" which in union terms is a perceived put-down aimed toward productive individuals who just want to work. Several people were brought in far from their homes and their families to live in hotels and to do a job that these overgrown, spoiled, children are refusing to do. These people want nothing more than to work, to earn a living for themselves, and to get by in very tough times and they're being called scabs. They endured threats and put-downs trying to achieve these goals.

These "scabs" gratefully sat and listened to my presentation for nearly 7 hours. There was not a complaint, they stayed awake, they did not interrupt, and they didn't get up and leave because something ran 1 minute over the projected schedule. None of these things can I say for the group they replaced. The group they replaced bitches constantly, won't shut the hell up and listen, they're too good for it every single time, and if you impinge on one of their 18 breaks during the day they throw a shit-fit even if the time will still be given to them on the backside of that break.

I have nothing but respect for these "scabs," I wish them the very best and I am so very happy for them that they were given the opportunity to work. I sincerely wish the exact opposite on the strikers, I hope their "stand" will cost every one of them to lose their fucking job and starve to goddamn death. In a time where nearly 1 out of 10 Americans is out of work, the balls it takes to be such a festering cunt as each of these fools who agree with this strike are, is simply fucking staggering.

I must admit that when they stopped me as I tried to cross the line and called me a scab, it was all I could do to not get out and kick the living piss out of as many as I could manage to take on. Let me tell you filthy useless twats something. I have a job to do and I'm going to do it. The company called me because they needed people working to make money to keep afloat. When I get a call I don't have the luxury of deciding if it's a just fucking cause. I don't have a union to back me up if I choose to be a lazy cunt and not do my job. I'm simply doing what my company pays me to do and if that doesn't suit your greedy-ass purposes you can simply fuck the fuck off!

One of the guys actually walked up to my stopped car and put his knees on my bumper and said that I needed to back up because I hit him and he was going to call the police. To this guy I say, you have no idea my amigo, just how the fuck close you came to getting your stupid ass run the fuck over like the insignificant speed-bump that you are. To the "security guard" paul blart who told me to back up and wait, you're lucky that when you started on me too and I said "and just who the fuck are you Opie" that you diverted your eyes and shut the hell up. You little piss-ant, you don't even have the balls to look me in the eyes and you're probably lucky you don't because I was about to have you for dinner, I'm not sure you didn't piss yourself... did you? To the one guy who actually said please, you probably saved everybody from having to listen to the fury that I was about to unleash on you all.

Standing in front of my car and telling me I don't know as much as I think I know? Are you fucking serious? This is supposed to gain support for your misguided cause? I didn't like the union to begin with but you really helped to cement my hatred of your group and your cause. May you all rot in unemployment, may you all suffer like you deserve. I hope you lose your homes, I hope you feel what so many others are feeling and I hope as you suffer you have nothing but time to reflect on what you had and what you willingly gave up in your greedy bid to get more for less in a time when more simply isn't available to give.

The union is going to be the death of this country or at least several more nails in the coffin. A trained monkey could do many of the jobs that people are making $30 and $40 an hour to do. Do you fucking idiots actually think you're worth this much? I can tell you honestly that you aren't. I've worked on construction jobs where union operators are paid literally right within that range to actually operate a vehicle for an average of 2 hours in an 8 hour shift. The remainder of the time is spend drinking coffee, bullshitting, playing cards, reading magazines, and generally fucking off. Just how the hell is this justified? I've seen people doing nothing at all refuse to do a job that needed done when they had the skills and the time to do it, simply because it was "not my job."

I've watched time and again as union employees start preparing for a one of their multiple 15 minute breaks 15 minutes ahead of time and then return 10 minutes late. I've watched them head toward the time clock at the end of the day where they linger and "get ready to go home" a half hour ahead of quitting time. I've seen them park their lazy ass in a chair and push a button once an hour for the 6 hours they actually "work" and do nothing else. I've seen useless and incompetent employees stay at work and on the payroll simply because the union condones it and the company is mostly helpless. You're being payed to work so just shut the fuck up and do what you're told or expect somebody else to come in who is willing to do the job asked of them for that pay. Unfuckingbelievable.

White House Attacks Fox News

2009-10-19T16:19:00.006+01:00

White House advisers pledged on Sunday to book administration officials on Fox News despite claims by the president's inner circle that the cable network is a GOP mouthpiece whose programming "is geared toward making money."

Last week, White House communications director Anita Dunn said Fox News operates "almost as either the research arm or the communications arm of the Republican Party." On Sunday, Rahm Emanuel, President Barack Obama's chief of staff, said, "It is not a news organization so much as it has a perspective."

As everybody knows, Fox News is the one, THE ONLY news channel that criticizes the Obamatrons instead of slurping up the Kool-aid.

Karl Rove, a Fox News contributor and former White House adviser to President George W. Bush, said the Obama administration is trying to demonize Fox News for asking questions officials do not like. He compared Obama's approach to that of President Richard Nixon, who included journalists on an "enemies list."

Even though I'm not a fan of the Karl Rove I must say that does sound pretty accurate.

"This is a White House engaging in its own version of the media enemies list," Rove said on "Fox News Sunday." "And it's unhelpful for the country and undignified for the president of the United States to so do."

Senior Obama adviser David Axelrod said Fox News shouldn't be treated as a news organization. "And the bigger thing is that other news organizations, like yours, ought not to treat them that way, and we're not going to treat them that way," he said.

Still, Axelrod said administration officials would appear on the channel. He shrugged off News Corp. chairman Rupert Murdoch's remark to shareholders last Friday that since the White House began criticizing Fox News commentators their ratings have risen.

"You know, I'm not concerned. Mr. Murdoch has a talent for making money, and I understand that their programming is geared toward making money," Axelrod said. "The only argument Anita was making is that they're not really a news station. ... It's not just their commentators, but a lot of their news programming. It's really not news. It's pushing a point of view."

We all know that ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN never have a point of view, they are all fair and balance. By fair and balanced I mean that they agree 100% with the views of the left. Pay attention to those listed above, they will be the face of the Obama state run media bringing to you comrade brother, the latest party news after Fox bias, racist, evil, opinion-forcing-upon us non-news source has been heartily vanquished. Dissent shall not be tolerated!

My only question is this. SHOULDN'T OBAMA'S INNER CIRCLE BE DOING SOME-FUCKING-THING USEFUL?!?! Should they not be fixing the economy? Should they not be creating jobs? Should they not be passing legislation to make it more difficult and expensive for jobs to be outsourced? Should they not be concentrating on a war? Should they not be repealing "don't ask, don't tell?" Shouldn't they be signing legislation to deport illegal aliens? Shouldn't they be doing something about Iran building nukes? Should they not be putting a firm stop to Kim Jong Il waggling his tiny dick in the face of the U.S. and U.N.? There are far too many very important tasks needing completed for these goddamn cunts to be worrying about whether or not Fox News channel does or does not fucking qualify as news! ASSHATS!

I found this article here.

The Prophet Hates Beyonce

2009-10-19T15:29:00.005+01:00

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – R&B star (R&B stands for really bad music for those of you who've always wondered) Beyonce Knowles has postponed a planned concert. The event's organizer said Monday, following accusations by Islamic conservatives that Beyonce is immoral and likely to shake her ass and show cleavage. It is a well known fact that Muslim men cannot control their bodily functions and will ejaculate on themselves in rapid succession until they go into a coma if exposed to shaking ass or cleavage.

Knowles, who the article said is "known for her provocative clothes," had been scheduled to perform at a Kuala Lumpur stadium Oct. 25. I think that's racist, they're simply picking her out and calling her clothes provocative because she's black. Somebody contact Jesse Jackson please, a.s.a.p. The show "has been postponed to a future date to be announced shortly," Malaysian entertainment company Marctensia said in a statement.

"The postponement is solely (the) decision of the artist and has nothing to do with other external reasons," the statement said. This blogger thinks that the decision made by the artist probably has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that if she doesn't wear the Islamic holy bed sheet and Islamic holy clan hood to cover her lady parts she would likely be bum rushed, raped, and stabbed to death with random household objects in the middle of the concert amid chants of "Allah Hu Akbar". Failure to comply with Islam always brings peaceful responses like that.

The country's largest opposition group, The Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party, which has called for the show to be scrapped, said it would promote "Western sexy performances." Some entertainment industry officials say the strict regulations and frequent controversies have discouraged many international artists from visiting Malaysia.

When asked for a comment, the Prophet simply said "Allah Hu nibbiiit! Dirka eeerrrrrr" puked on himself and then lost consciousness.

The Prophet Muhammad In An Undated Photograph

Evil Western sexy performances! Western sexy performance is the devil! Women are evil and are sent to earth to taunt pious Muslim men with boobies and cause them to stray from the goats that they love. I say stay strong Muslim men, don't start bathing and trimming those filthy fucking grizzly-ass shrubberies that grow from your face! Don't stop wiping your ass with your hand! Do not stop having sexual relations with whichever goat strikes your fancy this day! You are right, women are demons, they are gin and when they show skin they are taunting you and you specifically. Don't let evil western sexy booby showing pop stars into your country to shake their bottoms, it will destroy all of the values that make up the framework of your poverty stricken, stone-aged... medieval at best, societies. You have worked hard at staying as fucked up and backward as possible, you have resisted in the name of Islam, all other movement forward into the future and usefulness on the world stage. You just keep on keepin' on Islam!

I would personally keep Beyonce out of my country (if I had one), not because of her immorality but because I liken listening to her music to being eaten alive by 26 ants.

Pron At The Firehouse

2009-10-19T04:16:00.001+01:00

I feel like tearing apart somebody who I see as overly sensitive. At the very least, she is slightly overly sensitive as well as slightly stupid. I found this one the other day and saved it because stupid never seems to go out of date. I'm curious to see how many messages of disagreement I get.

Julie LaBlanc was shocked when she found a hard-core pornographic magazine under her 9-year-old son's pillow. But that wasn't nearly as surprising as where he got it: the San Jose fire station where she worked as a firefighter.

That discovery eventually led to the city finding dozens more sexually explicit magazines a dispute with the firefighters union. Can and should the city police porn and other behavior in a fire department?

It has led San Jose officials to offer LaBlanc $200,000 to settle her lawsuit alleging she was harassed on the job for complaining about pornography in Station No. 6.

$200,000 that I'm guessing that a city in California probably can't afford these days.

"We want to make sure we have a safe work space for all our employees. In the case of Ms. LaBlanc, it took a lot of courage for her to come forward."

LaBlanc filed suit in Santa Clara County Superior Court in April 2008 alleging her son had brought home a copy of a sexually explicit magazine he had taken from the men's room at Station 6 while visiting her at work. According to her lawsuit, when she returned to work the next day she found more than 60 other hard-core pornographic magazines in the station and spoke to her captain about it. The captain alerted the city's personnel department. An investigation failed to determine who was responsible for the magazines.

LaBlanc alleged that while the city was investigating the matter, she was shunned and taunted by her fellow firefighters, including one repeatedly refusing to give important work-related information to her. Seven months after her initial complaint, she said, a copy of "King," which bills itself as "the illest men's magazine ever," was left in a common area of the station where she would see it. LaBlanc, a fire engineer, has since transferred to another station.

When you tattle on co-workers one would think you might expect to be shunned and taunted. Yeah, yeah, I know the age old argument, women don't like to know that men like to look at naked women. It's a fact, get the fuck used to it. I'm led to wonder how much harassment was actually taking place before and how much was purely a reaction to the snitching about the magazines. I'm a firm believer of "if you don't like it turn your head." This is a perfect example, if you don't like it, it is a magazine, you don't have to open it and look at it.

If I worked in an office with all women, even if they were fat and ugly women, and they acted this way I would not sue, I might be annoyed but that's life. Sometimes people do shit that is irritating but it's not criminal and if I flipped the fuck out all the time I would expect immature people to do what immature people do; step up the harassment.

As far as the kid, if the kid brought it home that's his mother's fault for not paying close enough attention to him. Shouldn't be bringing your kid to work anyhow. It's a place of employment not a child amusement zone. Kids go to firehouses on supervised school trips not because mommy felt like bringing him. If he learns shit he shouldn't because you released him in a firehouse with a bunch of manly (smart... maybe not but who knows) men then you got what you had coming to you.

I'm so goddamn sick of this "pad everything" attitude in America these days. Just because your delicate sensibilities are upset by something does not make it wrong. People do have sex, this is how your child was created lady. If it weren't for religions perverting everything enjoyable there would be sex in the streets and nobody would blink. If you don't like something others are doing and it is not physically hurting you then bugger the fuck off. If it is mentally hurting you then you are mentally weak. Or at least mentally weaker than the person perpetrating. As far as this women being offended by men doing man things. Firefighting is a manly job, if you want to hang out there you should expect this sort of thing even more than anywhere else.

(Definitely Not The Woman In The Article)

Payback Time MuthaF%&#as!

2009-10-16T04:59:00.000+01:00

Welcome To The Islamic Republic of Sweden

2009-10-15T21:16:00.003+01:00

Time and again, article after article, book after book, Sweden returns in the center of my radar. An elderly Swedish woman was recently beaten by young "cultural enrichers."

A newspaper in the Swedish town Gävle, some seventy kilometres north of Uppsala published this story originally. Apparently the area has a bad reputation, and people want to leave, but not all of them can afford to.

Birgitta sits at the kitchen table and looks outside at the children playing. Her arms are covered with bruises and her nose and lip are injured. Last Tuesday she was brutally beaten up outside her home in Andersberg.

This past Tuesday Birgitta was invited for wine and food with friends in the area. She herself says that she was a little tipsy, but not drunk. At eight-thirty she went to walk her old dog and at the same time to buy ice cream at Time.

“The dog walked loose at a distance, since I saw no one [there is a law against loose dogs in Sweden]. Suddenly two guys appeared at the health center.”

Birgitta says the men were about thirty to forty, and of foreign origin. They asked if she had any cigarettes, but Birgitta said she had none.

“‘You f***ing whore,’ said one of them and then the blow came. I don’t know if I said something.”

Birgitta fell to the ground; the men searched her for money and cigarettes. The dog realized that something had happened. Birgitta began calling for help and one of the men kicked her hard on one knee before they disappeared. The blood was pouring out and someone called the ambulance.

Birgitta thought that her nose bone was broken, but she got away with cuts to her nose, a swollen knee, bruises on her lip, sore teeth, a large bruise on her thigh, a small cut on her hand, and bruises on both arms.

But even if the physical wound will heal, what is worse is the terror of the soul.

“Where shall I go?” she asks.

She does not dare to stay on in Andersberg, even though she has installed an alarm.

No respect was shown to Birgitta for being a woman and a senior citizen. On the contrary, she was brutally assaulted and called a whore. Birgitta’s arms and legs have large black and blue bruises after the assault.

The blood flowed, though Birgitta’s nose bone was not broken after the blow to her face. But as the physical wounds heal, the psychological wounds are worse.

A neighbor has been supporting Birgitta. Both relate stories about stairs being peed in, trash strewn around, and broken storage doors. They are in an agreement that Andersberg has bit by bit deteriorated.

Birgitta actually has another name. She does not want to show her face in a photo or have her name in the paper.

“Then they might kill me,” she says and shrinks back into herself a little.

Allow me to translate... Cultural Enricher = Islamic Youth.

This is becoming a trend apparently. The land of Ice and Snow has been set upon by extreme amounts of peace from the religion of peace. People of Swedish background are literally fleeing their homes to escape violence perpetrated by immigrants.

Allow me to translate... Immigrant = Islamic Persons

Leaving one's home to escape violence perpetrated by invaders... sounds interestingly and very historically familiar.

If the same actions were carried out against Muslims, even in a country in which they weren't native it would be labeled racism would it not? Would not the world hammer down on that country for allowing it?

This also seems to be a trend in "multiculturism" and these thugs are to be celebrated as adding to our enrichment.

Welcome to the future where the victimizer claims victim status and continues to grow like cancer, destroying the native culture and expanding their own violent and ignorant ways. Our... and by our, I mean the West... ways of pushing multi-culti bullshit are going to be our downfall. Islam doesn't want multiculturalism and to intermingle with us. Islam wants to move into our countries, separate from us, grow, and eventually destroy us. If you don't think so... read some books, not that shit you see in the news, you are part of the problem.

Why Are We In Afghanistan?

2009-10-14T15:49:00.003+01:00

I'm currently reading this book.

It's actually quite a good book. I'm thoroughly enjoying it and having trouble putting it down. It's talking quite a bit about Afghanistan past and present. Mostly what it has done is cause me to think... more so than usual. What the hell are we doing in Afghanistan? I don't mean why did we go there, I know why we went there. I know why we went to Iraq as well. My question is why the fuck are we still in Afghanistan and sending more troops? What are we attempting to accomplish? What is the goal? Does anybody actually believe the goal is attainable? What do our leaders think they are going to accomplish aside from the exact same thing the Soviet Union accomplished? Can anybody enlighten me?

Don't Piss Off The Book... Or On It

2009-10-13T18:19:00.002+01:00

Making sense of the news of the world. A fight in an Oslo (Norway) suburb went to court. You'll understand why when I tell you what it was about. I'm actually rather surprised at the outcome.

A Muslim girl must to pay 10,000 kroner in fines and 1,500 in court costs for having hit a fellow student for something she said.

Do I actually need to tell you what she said? I mean the overall point of her statement, whatever it was? Probably not, but I will.

All of it is alleged, it's not clear what anybody actually said but it went something like this.

The Muslim girl was eating with a friend in the classroom. The other girl supposedly turned and said "I will piss on the Koran". In court the other girl denied she'd said that, and that she had said that if it had been a graduation celebration prank-assignment to piss on the Koran, she would have done it.

The two disagree on what happened next as well. The non-Muslim girl says that the Muslim girl said "I will piss on the Bible". I personally would have told her to have a right hearty go of it if it makes her little crusty black Muslim heart happy.

The Muslim girl denies that and says she answered "It's not allowed to say something like that - it's a holy book". Later she admitted to the court that she said "I'll piss on you."

After recess that two went into the classroom. At the end of class the teacher noticed that the Muslim girl was crying. A teacher heard the story, decided to let the kids be kids and make nothing more of it. After the class, the Muslim girl made Jihad on the other girl's face.

The court didn't get a clear answer on how many punches there were and whether it was with a fist or not. The victim got a red mark on her cheek. I really don't see a problem with this to be honest. When I was a kid and we had a disagreement we just kicked the shit out of one another as well and that solved it. At least nobody got stabbed or shot.

The Follo court says that the Muslim girl saw the statement about pissing on the Koran as both insulting and hurtful, but that the statement couldn't be considered defamation. Therefore, the girl's anger can't be justified by the law.

The Muslim student will not appeal the decision, but she thinks it's unjust. This is what I actually find to be quite hilarious. I find it incredibly entertaining that somebody can be so brainwashed, simple, or generally stupid to think that it is unjust to say something objectionable about a book. It's a book, just a book, maybe if you chose another religion your life wouldn't suck so goddamn bad that you have to fight to defend a book.

"Regardless of which county I was in, I wouldn't have done anything of what she did. I don't want somebody saying 'I will piss on the Koran'. When we read in the Koran, we wash our hands and cover parts of the body before we take the book, since it's a holy book. I have nothing against the Bible. I said that I respect her. Please resepct me," says the girl.

She thinks she did nothing wrong. "I didn't hit so hard, but so that she'll learn a lesson. I had warned her several times. I've lived in Norway for six years, I have never done anything wrong and followed all the laws in the country. But when somebody says they will piss on the Koran, I will hit," she says. She doesn't blame her 18-year old fellow student. "It isn't her fault, but (rather) her parents who should have raised her properly.

By "raised her properly" I'll assume that means that properly means Islamic. They should have raised her to be a religious zealot who is afraid of pigs, dogs, female body parts, and angering a book. Holy book? So the book itself, that was mass produced on a printing press is holy? Was it God's printing press? Allah Publishing Incorporated? Just because there are half baked ideas (that you feel are special "holy") contained in a book doesn't make that book itself special or holy. It's really a rather stupid reason to hit somebody. I won't condemn the Muslim girl specifically for hitting the other girl. I believe in standing up for your ideals. I just happen to disagree with her ideals. The other girl said it and she should have expected that reaction. I personally would have said it expecting that reaction and then when I got hit I would have pounded the other individual into a bloody pulp. I'm not really an incredibly nice person though. In fact, I'll say shit that I don't mean and isn't true simply because I know it's petty and it might offend somebody's retarded sensibilities. For example... When I read the Koran I like to get naked and sit with my balls on the page, it helps me to feel one with the prophet. I keep my copy of the Koran right where it belongs, near the holy loo so I can easily grab it when it's time for wipeys. Eh, whatever.

Medical Field Would Be Laughable If Not Dangerous

2009-10-12T15:03:00.005+01:00

This shit needs to stop like yesterday! Some of you may remember this one from a while back.

Police are looking into possible criminal charges against a nurse at a South Florida hospital where officials say she may have exposed more than 1,800 patients to HIV and hepatitis by reusing medical supplies.

Officials at Broward General Medical Center in Fort Lauderdale said earlier this week the hospital discovered that Qui Lan, 59, was reusing IV tubing and saline bags during cardiac chemical stress tests.

The hospital's infectious diseases medical director, said the chances of infection are low, but it can't be ruled out.

Citing privacy laws, hospital CEO James Thaw wouldn't say whether any patients have come forward with infections. He said officials were still evaluating any potential legal action against Lan.

The legal action should be that she be beaten about the head and neck with a tube sock filled with wood screws. Don't even try to tell me that's too harsh either. In the medical profession you are literally trusted with people's lives. I realize that accidents happen from time to time and that's something different. Purposefully neglecting precautions for the safety of the public because you fucking feel like it is something totally different.

Lan's lawyer, Allison Gilman, told The Associated Press her client has been a nurse for 37 years and had no prior disciplinary actions.

Judging by her name, I'm questioning where exactly she has been nursing. Nursing standards in SOME countries are not up to OUR standards and if for example she was not disciplined in China, for the same offense, would anybody be surprised?

An internal investigation, and within about a week, found the allegations against Lan to be true. Her brilliant lawyer stated, "Right now, we don't feel like she did anything wrong." She declined to comment on whether the hospital's allegations about repeated use of the equipment were true.

Hospital officials said the nurse was suspended on Sept. 8, and resigned the next day. Alice Taylor, the hospital's chief operating officer, said Lan did not give officials an explanation why she had been reusing the materials.

Everybody knows that people who didn't do anything wrong always resign and refuse to give information.

Makes perfect sense, the hospital investigates and proves it, lawyer knows this and still doesn't see a problem with it. I'm guessing that has something to do with a couple thousand dollars in retainer fees and hundreds more an hour. Didn't do anything wrong? Fucking idiots. We know one person who didn't get tests done with the dirty material.

The hospital this dumbass worked at has sent letters to the 1,851 patients she handled between January 2004 and early September, recommending they get tested for HIV and hepatitis at the hospital's expense.

Our medical profession is a goddamn joke. Going to the hospital literally frightens me, not because of needles or what they might find, but what the lazy fuckers didn't clean and therefor what disease I might contract because of people who's job it is to keep me healthy. This is under private care where there is actually incentive. Imagine if this shit were government run. You'd get a free case of the HIV with every trip to the hospital. We need to start holding these people to a higher standard and we need to start actually pressing criminal charges against retards like this nurse who purposefully break rules that can kill people. Apparently these degrees need to be harder to obtain because there's too much stupid in the profession.

Another very similar case (not properly sterilized medical equipment being used) just recently happened at UPMC Medical Center near me.

I think I'm better off chancing something sneaking up on me than going anywhere near a hospital for a checkup.

Awe, Poor Muslims, We're So Very Racist

2009-10-11T16:57:00.006+01:00

Oh... you know what New York City Muslims? I'm so, so sorry that we are inconveniencing you and making you not want to go to mosque to worship your god and your pedophile prophet. I'm so very, very sorry. Do you know what inconveniences my day? Shit blowing the fuck up when I'm trying to ride to work on it inconfuckingveniences my day! Until your people, and your people alone (MUSLIMS) stop getting caught by this "profiling" building bombs and making plans to hurt people or destroy things, you can just fuck the fuck off and learn to deal with it. No other group, not a single one in this country is trying to do this sort of shit, you are the only ones. If you would like to be left alone then start finding them amongst you and turning them in, until then, I hope your lives are as inconvenient as humanly possible.

If we have to do a daily apartment and body cavity search on every Muslim man woman and child to stop a bomb from going off in a public place then I'm good with that. I am willing to make you a bet Muslims, I bet if we did total and all-encompassing searches everywhere in the United States with all groups included, aside from a random nutter here and there 99% of those caught would be Muslims. I think that warrants a 99% rate of targeting Muslims in searches don't you? In fact, I would be willing to voluntarily participate to prove this point if I thought that when they proved it was all Muslims that anything would be done about it. I bet things would be far more convenient living in a mud hut in Afghanistan and there you'll be free to do as you please so why don't you just get the hell out of here if you don't like our methods.

P.S. Once Again! Islam is not a race! Islam is a religion, a religion you chose, you have a choice. If you actually took the time to learn something useful about the world (like for example, History *real, actual history*) or anything besides what your book of stolen fairy tales (from the Old Testament and Torah mostly) says, then maybe at least when you whine about unwarranted things you wouldn't sound like morons. One last thing, until you collectively stop spewing your vile hatred about the Jews (and I'm not even Jewish) why should anybody feel sorry for you?

Saudi Balls Grow To Size Of New Planet

2009-10-09T23:30:00.006+01:00

These sand dwelling cock goblins never cease to amaze me with the dumbass shit they do. It has become apparent as of late that the combination of never getting to see any boobies and breathing too much sand can also make one delusional.

There are plenty of countries at the U.N. climate talks who are in need of assistance to adapt to the impacts of (the fictional problem) global warming, whether they are worth the assistance is a whole other debate. One of these "needy" countries is in fact NOT the Saudis but it would appear that nobody has informed them of this yet.

Saudi Arabia has been demanding (mostly behind closed doors) during these and other negotiations that oil-producing nations get special financial assistance if a new climate pact calls for substantial reductions in the use of fossil fuels. Yeah, you heard that right.

An International Energy Agency report released this week showing that OPEC revenues would still increase $23 trillion between 2008 and 2030 even if countries agree to significantly slash emissions and thereby cut their use of oil. That is the limit most countries agree is needed to avoid the worst impacts of climate change.

The head of the Saudi delegation Mohammad S. Al Sabban dismissed the IEA figures as “biased” and said OPEC's own calculations showed that Saudi Arabia would lose $19 billion a year starting in 2012 under a new climate pact. The region would lose much more, he said.

“We are among the economically vulnerable countries,” Al Sabban told The Associated Press on the sidelines of the talks ahead of negotiations in Copenhagen in December. “This is very serious for us,” he continued. “We are in the process of diversifying our economy but this will take a long time. We don't have too many resources.”

My thoughts are that maybe the Saudis should have tried diversifying "their economy" in the roughly 8 Decades since their start in the 30's. The only economy they have is oil and the business of being generally useless except for covertly funding terrorist groups and doing their best to spread the oppressive Wahhabi version of Islam to countries that don't need or want it.

Saudi Arabia, which sits atop the world's largest proven oil reserves, is seeing economic growth slide because of fallout from the global meltdown, but experts still expect the country, flush with cash from oil's earlier price spike last year, to be better able than other nations to cope with the current crisis.

Al Sabban accused Western nations of pursuing an agenda against oil producers, under the guise of protecting the planet. Which is another way of saying that they're irked that their country which is essentially a giant welfare state deserves to be allowed to continue making no positive contributions to anything and be propped up for no good reason at the expense of the rest of the world.

“Many politicians in the Western world think these climate change negotiations and the new agreement will provide them with a golden opportunity to reduce their dependence on imported oil,” Al Sabban said. “That means you will transfer the burden to developing countries, especially to those highly dependent on the exploitation of oil.”

I'm personally crying a fucking river. Looks like the house of Saud better get on development of some alternative uses for sand if they want to continue providing royal accommodations for anywhere from 7,000 to 25,000 (depending on the source) undeserving douchebags who claim to be special because they were born into a "royal" family.

An Arab environmental group IndyACT and the environmental group Germanwatch released a report today accusing Saudi Arabia of blocking key elements of the negotiations. Among their tactics, the groups said, was slowing negotiations by insisting that the economic woes of oil producers be included in the text.

“Despite the variability in the region, the current Arab position is mainly focused around protecting the oil trade rather than saving the planet form the adverse impacts of climate change,” said Wael Hmaidan, the executive director of IndyACT.

Most countries have agreed that any new pact should include provisions to avoid temperature increases of more than 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit (2 degrees Celsius) above preindustrial levels — the threshold at which most scientists (who are paid enough to do so) say serious climate change will ensue.

That would require emissions cuts from industrial countries of 25 to 40 percent below 1990 levels by 2020, far above the 15 to 23 percent cuts rich countries have offered so far. It would also require developing countries to scale back their emissions. Developing countries such as China who still think they are entitled to pollute and destroy whatever they like because it's cheaper and other countries did it 100 years ago when nobody knew better.

Both rich and poor countries are counting on a transition to a low carbon economy as a key component of meeting their reductions, a move that would require them to away from fossil fuels and toward renewables like solar, wind and hydro power.

I'm not exactly sure how much glass the Saudis are going to have to produce in order to continue giving private jets to every royal or to continue driving diamond encrusted Mercedes like Prince "80's Icon" Walleye, or Walleed or whatever the hell his name is (nobody really cares), but they better get on it soon.

It looks like the royal family members are just going to have to stick with last year's models of the latest Italian and German luxury cars. In fact, I would love to see each of them have to trade their special rides in for some version of this.

Looks like some of that money they spend on building Madrassas in Virginia is just going to have to be redirected. What a bloody shame. I personally think the Western world should tell the Saudis to go fuck themselves. I personally hope the the House of Saud is brought crashing to it's knees and completely wiped out. With the Great Appeaser in office though and the Socialist agendas of the U.N., I know better. The Saudis will likely get whatever they want... why the West is collectively so retarded I have yet to figure out.

Nobel Peace Prize Becomes (or was already) A Colossal Joke

2009-10-09T14:45:00.007+01:00

It turns out that now they give the Nobel Peace Prize for being a giant failure as long as you're shooting your blanks within the confines of the gargantuan Socialist wank-fest that is the majority of the world today.

Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday in a "stunning decision" (yeah I'm stunned that the poster boy for bending over and receiving is being rewarded by the givers) Apparently they want to encourage his "initiatives" to reduce nuclear arms, ease tensions with the Muslim world and stress diplomacy and cooperation rather than unilateralism.

Which is perfectly reasonable. Most of these countries have no nuclear arms to begin with and many of them are happily becoming overrun with angry, intolerant, Muslims faster than Rosie O'Donnell can consume the corpse of a sacrificed virgin. Now, in the name of appeasement and they're rewarding the leader of the one country that was previously holding out but is now trying to force us to joining them.

It's funny that the worse Obama gets, the more incompetent, the more he fails, the more they like him (go figure). It's almost like a group of outcast gimps coming upon one of their own in the forest. They can tell by the limp that he's one of them and they're approaching with the know that he's one of their own.

Nobel observers pretended to be shocked by the "unexpected" choice so early in the Obama debacle, which began less than two weeks before the Feb. 1 nomination deadline. This would mean he was nominated after 2 weeks, before he even did a damn thing. That's like, well, throwing 100 retards in a room and picking a leader before you know any of them.

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said Obama woke up to the news a little before 6 a.m. but had no immediate comment because the teleprompter had to warm up first. The Nobel Committee didn't inform Obama before the announcement because "Waking up a president in the middle of the night, this isn't really something you do," and it's a obviously a farce anyhow so what was the point.

The Nobel Committee lauded the change in global mood wrought by Obama's calls for peace and cooperation but recognized initiatives that have yet to bear fruit: reducing the stock of nuclear arms in peaceful countries while ignoring the building of nuclear stocks in rogue countries, easing American conflicts with Muslim nations by giving in to every ridiculous demand they make every single time they make one and strengthening the U.S. role in combating climate change which used to be global warming until too many people wised up and realized that only parts of the globe were warming and only half of the time.

"Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future," Jagland said. Another example would be the Bolsheviks and the Nazi party, they captured a lot of attention and gave people in their countries hope initially as well.

Obama's election and foreign policy moves caused a dramatic improvement in the image of the U.S. around the world and mostly among the ones that want to see us chopped down to their pitiful level. A 25-nation poll of 27,000 people released in July found double-digit boosts to the percentage of people viewing the U.S. favorably in countries around the world. If many of those countries happen to be Islamic countries with a mind on subverting our culture while we stand by slack-jawed and pretending all is well, so be it, Obama finds that to be perfectly acceptable.

Still, the U.S. remains at war in Iraq and Afghanistan, which were oddly going a whole lot better while Bush was in office (not good, but better, and that was because it was basically still leftist controlled then). The U.S. Congress has yet to pass a law reducing carbon emissions, which really makes no difference because all the carbon we can manage to emmit really isn't going to change anything. There has been little significant reduction in global nuclear stockpiles since Obama took office which makes sense because very few countries actually have them, the peaceful countries are the only ones who want to reduce them, and the rogue countries are willing to wait, lie, and then after we disarm, blow us to hell. Nothing but time brother, nothing but time!

"So soon? Too early. He has no contribution so far. He is still at an early stage. He is only beginning to act," said former Polish President Lech Walesa, a 1983 Nobel Peace laureate. That's a great way to look at it Mr. Polish guy, let me look at something that way too. Uncle Chester the Child Molester doesn't start off groping little Suzy either, he appears to be a great and loving uncle at first. He's always doing things that look like nice gestures and volunteering to help, then BAAAAM! By then it's too late and a lifetime of therapy is necessary to fix the problems the tricky bastard caused.

"This is probably an encouragement for him to act. Let's see if he perseveres. Let's give him time to act," Walesa said. "Lets hope for the sake of all that isn't retarded that he does not persevere but instead gets impeached by those of us with any sense left" stated Dillinger.

The award appeared to be a slap at Bush from a committee that harshly criticized Obama's predecessor for his largely unilateral military action in the wake of the Sept. 11 terror attacks. Because we all know from experience that the European policy to being attacked is for the most part to simply cry and surrender. It worked very well the first time when the Wermacht rolled over the continent leaving a wake of terror and destruction with little useful resistance 60 odd years ago.

"You have to remember that the world has been in a pretty dangerous phase," Jagland said. "And anybody who can contribute to getting the world out of this situation deserves a Nobel Peace Prize." What he forgets is that the dangerous people don't want to conform, they simply want to hold their guns and keep saying they'll drop theirs if we drop ours and Obama believes (like a moron) that they won't shoot us when we do. I'm personally getting tired of this Jagland douchebag and his ridiculous, socialist ideas based on the failing system in his own country that try to tell us what will and will not work" Dillinger said.

Unlike the other Nobel Prizes, which are awarded by Swedish institutions, the peace prize is given out by a five-member committee elected by the Norwegian Parliament. Like the Parliament, the committee has a leftist slant, with three members elected by left-of-center parties. Jagland worked over the president's member for a bit and then said the decision to honor Obama was unanimous.

Archbishop Desmond Tutu of South Africa, who won the prize in 1984, said Obama's award shows great things are expected from him in coming years. I think you will all find this promising for the future of America. We can aspire to be just like Africa! What a role model they are too, our kids will be born with AIDS, an AK-47, and half starved already, it'll be SWEEEET!

"It's an award coming near the beginning of the first term of office of a relatively young president that anticipates an even greater contribution towards making our world a safer place for all," Tutu said. "It is an award that speaks to the promise of President Obama's message of hope." That is actually just an eloquent way of saying that it's an award that is given solely for the purpose of idiots on the left giving a prize to more idiots on the left.

Until just before the award, speculation had focused on a wide variety of candidates besides Obama: Zimbabwe's Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai, a Colombian senator, a Chinese dissident and an Afghan woman's rights activist, among others. I'm not even going to waste my time pointing out exactly why comparing Obama to these other candidates is a complete and utter joke. In fact, it's disrespectful to the other candidates. The Nobel committee received a record 205 nominations for this year's prize, though it was not immediately apparent who nominated Obama. Now would be a good time to point out that they also gave this award to Al Gore.

Obama was to meet with his top advisers on the Afghan war on Friday to consider a request by Gen. Stanley McChrystal to stop being a fuck-up and causing war effort to slide further down a very steep hill. The U.S. commander in Afghanistan wants to send as many as 40,000 more troops to Afghanistan as the U.S war there enters its ninth year. As you'll all likely remember that Obama ran for office on the premise that he would do exactly this, stay in the war, send more troops, and fuck it all up. Oh, wait, you say he didn't? He said he was going to pull us out of the war? Oh, I stand corrected.

Obama ordered 21,000 additional troops to Afghanistan earlier this year and has continued to cripple them with left-wing, girl-scout-like, Democratic rules of engagement. Militants in Afghanistan and Pakistan can still safely shoot our troops then throw down their weapons and pretend they're sorry thus being given U.S. citizenship. A strategy devised by the U.N. Our attacks often kill or injure "civilians" who had previously been firing weapons in the direction of our troops.

In July talks in Moscow, Obama and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev agreed that their negotiators would work out a new limit on delivery vehicles for nuclear warheads of between 500 and 1,100. Meanwhile Vladimir Putin had sex with a 24 year old former gymnast while he drank fine vodka and laughed at Obama's naivete. They also agreed that warhead limits would be reduced from the current range of 1,700-2,200 to as low as 1,500, to which Putin took another shot, another pump, and laughed again before flexing his pecs. The United States now as about 2,200 such warheads, compared to about 2,800 for the Russians who will be simply hiding the ones they have a little better.

Former Peace Prize winner Mohamed El "Nobody Cares" Baradei (oddly muslim name... hmm), director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency in Vienna, said Obama has already provided outstanding leadership in the effort to prevent nuclear proliferation and drove the world much, much closer toward impotence in the face of the Islamic threat.

"In less than a year in office, he has transformed the U.S. Economy into a complete disaster and caused Americans to change way we look at ourselves and the world we live in He has also rekindled hope that we'll finally be on the losing end of a World War." El Baradei said... well, I might have added some of that. "He has shown an unshakable commitment toward idiotic policies, respect for those who will never return it and dialogue as a means of pretending there are no conflicts when there in fact are many."

Obama also has attempted to restart stalled talks between the Israelis and Palestinians. In other words, to give Israeli land to Palestinians and cause the total destruction of the Jewish state and people. Moderate Palestinians (which are a group largely residing in the imagination) said they felt undermined by Obama's failure to back up his demand for a freeze.

Nominators for the prize include former laureates a bunch of far left douchebags who would be mostly irrelevant if there weren't so damn many of them. "We trust that this award will strengthen his commitment, as the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, to continue promoting an atmosphere of surrender to militant rogue powers" said some guy... with my added reality based commentary.

In his 1895 will, Alfred Nobel stipulated that the peace prize should go "to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between the nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses." Again you'll note the lofty imaginations and diluted idiocracy inherent in that statement. The only thing they left out is that the other nations we'll be fraternizing with are already farther down the road to total destruction than we are and they're still very wrongly confident they're going the right way.

The committee has taken a wide interpretation of Nobel's guidelines, expanding the prize beyond peace mediation to include efforts to combat poverty, disease and climate change. As long as Obama continues destroying or at least ignoring the wants and needs of his own country and the people in it, the nominees will continue to massage his junk and call him deserving. This would be laughable if it weren't for excellent view some of us have of the ground coming toward us at lightning speeds while we continue to tail-spin downward.

Not for long if Obama can help it.

I just went over to Atlas Shrugs and found this video so I thought I would come back and throw it in here. It's saying basically similar things (only not so harshly) but I figured it couldn't hurt my points.

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2009/10/bolton-says-nobel-a-political-manipulation.html

Muslims... What Goes Around Comes Around

2009-10-08T21:56:00.007+01:00

I grabbed this latest piece of work over at Europe News.

MUSLIM families whose relatives had their graves vandalised in an apparently racist attack have branded the culprits ‘animals’.

Chorlton residents and anti-fascist campaigners joined Muslim families outside Southern Cemetery to protest against racism following the incident on Thursday, October 1.

Around 20 graves in the Muslim section of Southern Cemetery were pushed over and broken in an attack the police are treating as a racist hate crime. Campaigners waved placards denouncing the vandalism while passing motorists beeped their support for the 50-strong group.

Habib Dar, from Stockport, joined the protest with his son and nephew after finding his father’s marble headstone had been ripped from its metal base.

Racist is it? As usual though the Muslim community feels they can allow or at least stand by quietly while "radicals" from their faith do whatever they want then scream racist when they get the same treatment back. Some of you may have seen this particular incident either here or in the news otherwise.

There is also this one that I grabbed over at Rantin Rab. A Christian cemetary being desecrated in order to clear the land for a mosque car park.

I address this to the Muslim community as a whole. You daft wankers, you've got one hell of a set of balls to cry foul about anything at all, let alone this. I'm quite sure this much more accurately qualifies as retaliation and not racism. You reap what you sew shit-heads, you reap what you sew. Maybe you should stand up and condemn the same actions of your own people if you want anybody to feel sorry for you (anybody intelligent that is).

Sadly, this is absolutely par for the course when it comes to the media. Muslims poke and jab at the dog with a stick and when it bites they scream and rant that they want it put down and the dhimmis in the media fall right in line. Oh, and by the way, did it ever occur to anybody that Muslims are not a fucking race?! Islam is a religion, a violent and intolerant religion.

Dancin' Fools. No Really!

2009-10-08T12:05:00.000+01:00

Congratulations, I Still Hate California

2009-10-08T11:48:00.005+01:00

El Ciudad Oakland (you like what I did there... get it?) will pay $1.2 million to settle a lawsuit filed by a burglary suspect who was left a paraplegic after being shot by a police officer.

Charles Davis Jr. was suspected of burglarizing a church in 2007 when he was shot by the Oakland officer. Though Davis was unarmed, the officer said he mistook items that Davis was carrying from the church for a gun.

This is a good mark to set. Make police officers afraid to do their job. Of course there has to be some restraint but we're going to create hesitation and hesitation is going to create a lot of dead police officers. Eventually it could even lead to a lack of qualified police officers just like we already have created a lack of qualified teachers by taking the power away from them. This is not only stupid but it's dangerous.

Rick Simons, Davis' attorney, says the money will be used the help the 49-year-old Davis with the "basic needs" of living as a paraplegic.

His only basic need is to sit the hell in his chair and not be so damn stupid. I sincerely hope that Mr. Davis suffers physically and mentally in an excruciating manner on a daily basis. $1.5 million to a fucking burglary suspect... what a goddamn joke. When you choose to break in someplace and steal somebody else's shit, it should be a risk considered inherent to the work. If you choose to break in anyhow you have accepted the risk and nullified any liability besides your own. On top of him being paralyzed he should get a ferocious kick to the skull and a hearty shove down a very long and very steep hill toward the dirty bay or at least toward oncoming traffic. Morons... and it's taxpayer funded I'm quite sure.

Clerics Hate Sexiness

2009-10-07T12:36:00.005+01:00

A protest by Muslim clerics in Lebanon stopped a Brazilian samba show in the city of Tire recently.

The clerics condemned the show as obscene and plans for the open-air display by a dance troupe were axed.

"We support tourism but are against obscenity," said Sheikh Ali Yassin, who heads a group of clerics in the predominantly Shi'ite Muslim city.

I'm calling for the most reasonable course of action here. I want all Muslim clerics castrated... nuetered if you prefer. It's the only logical step. They aren't using the tackle anyhow, except to sodomize goats and small boys so why let it rot. The cleric junk could be used for transplants after accidents and gender reassignment surgery or something. If that doesn't work it could be ground up into hotdogs to feed starving Africans that we waste so much money feeding. There is, of course, another up-side, without the testicles, these overzealous, lady-parts hating, fleabags would be much less aggressive. It is a no lose situation. I'm implore you, give your local cleric the snippity snip today.

More Random Fuckwittery!

2009-10-06T00:00:00.004+01:00

As part of The Royal Bank of Scotland Group, I would like to commend these blokes for the excellent choice of domain name. Either this doesn't mean the same thing in the UK that it does here, or a lot of people are retarded. "What? Royal Bank of Scotland dot com is taken? How about NIG dot com?" They're apparently a " leading provider of personal and business insurance in the UK." In the United States the simple mention of their name causes liberals to completely lose control of their bowels. Kudos to you for not giving in to political correctness and choosing a name that makes you happy... keep on keepin' on NIG.com!

As I've mentioned before, I love reading "Dear Abby." My problem is, Abby is a tool and gives stupid advice, she's also too nice. I think my advice is better. Watch me help these good people to the root of their problems yet again. No need to thank me, just being helpful.

DEAR DILLINGER: Several months ago I made a terrible mistake and e-mailed "Tom" -- a friend I had a crush on -- some topless pictures of myself. Tom rejected me because he is happily married. I am married, too, and when my husband, "Jake," discovered the pictures on our computer and realized what I had done, we discussed it and agreed to put them aside and never talk about them again.

Because Tom and I are friends and he was doing some repair work on our home, I have spoken to him on my cell phone numerous times. When Jake saw the phone records and realized I was still talking to Tom, he posted my pictures on an Internet porn site for all the world to see and blamed Tom so I wouldn't speak to him anymore.

Dillinger, Jake never told me I couldn't speak to Tom. That he made me believe that Tom was the bad guy is upsetting, even though I was wrong in the first place for sending my pictures to him. Do two wrongs make a right? I'm so upset by what Jake did that I don't want him to touch me. In fact, I want a divorce. I don't know what to do. Please help me. -- LINDA IN TEXAS

DEAR LINDA: You should try to not be such a filthy, filthy, whore. No, two wrongs don't make a right, but they do make your husband feel better when he finds out that his wife is the village bicycle. My question to you, genius, is this. Do you seriously feel that your husband had to verbally imply that he didn't want you talking to the man who you were actively trying to mount using pictographical bait? You're upset by what Jake did? HAHAHA, you're a complete retard. Of course you're upset by what Jake did, that was the point, now you feel the way he did. Feels good doesn't it? You probably belong on the internet as a warning to other men that you can't keep your tatas in your t-shirt and they shouldn't marry you once your husband divorces your skank-ass. Stupid reap what stupid sew... congratulations!

NEXT!!!

DEAR DILLINGER: I have been with my boyfriend, "Simon," for a year and a half. He's a good person, but my problem is I suffer from insomnia and have a hard time staying asleep. It is extremely frustrating -- not to mention lonely -- lying in the dark. I start to think about crazy things and it scares me. If it gets really bad I wake Simon up, but he doesn't understand. He starts going off on me for waking him, to the point that I'm reduced to tears. Then he goes back to sleep. What should I do? This is a disorder that is going to be with me for some time. Simon doesn't seem to care despite my numerous attempts to explain it to him. I know people hate being awakened from a sleep, but he's my significant other. Isn't he supposed to help me out? -- ANXIOUS IN ANCHORAGE

DEAR ANXIOUS: Is your significant other a Doctor? If he isn't a doctor then just how the fuck exactly do you suspect that he's going to help you? He might "comfort" you, but this is not helping the "disorder." I don't have enough information to decide what the truth (whole story) is but I suspect that "Simon" has a job and you waking his ass up every other night is starting to seriously weigh on his ability to get to and perform basic functions of that job. Take your stupid ass to a doctor and work on an actual solution to your problem instead of moaning about it. P.S. if it only happens less than two or three times a month and your boyfriend isn't supportive then he's a selfish douche and you should leave him for somebody who isn't.

NEXT!!!

DEAR DILLINGER: Is it rude to put salt on your food before you have even tried it? My husband was terribly offended when I blurted out, "Try it before you season it!" -- NADINE IN ONTARIO, CANADA

DEAR NADINE: Who the bloody fuck cares?! Seriously, who cares? Why do you care? Your husband likes salt. It's not like he looked at it and walked away exclaiming "I'm not eating this toxic filth" before he tasted it. He just put salt on the goddamn food. Why are people so goddamn nit-picky? Note to readers: Stupid shit like this is exactly why over half of marriages fail. I shit you not, choose your fucking battles people.

Stay tuned, there will be more great advice in the future!

Iran... Not 100% Disagreeable?

2009-10-05T22:09:00.003+01:00

I've been slacking on my blog lately many of you might have noticed, for this, I'm sorry. I will sincerely try to do better but I've been quite busy lately. I came across this gem a week or so ago and it happened longer ago than that but I hadn't heard about it so I'm posting it now. First I must say that I dislike Iran more than your average person. Even the most socially of retarded regimes does something now and then that I totally agree with... this is one of those.

I'm not a feeling sorry for many people kinda guy but this one caught my attention. There are certain subjects that I'm more militant about than others. Shitty treatment of domesticated animals is one, and abuse of the fairer sex is the other. My mother taught me to respect women and my girlfriend is the most precious thing in my life so this one struck a cord.

TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) -- Ameneh Bahrami is certain that one day she'll meet someone, fall in love and get married. But when her wedding day comes, her husband won't see her eyes, and she won't see her husband. Bahrami is blind, the victim of an acid attack by a spurned suitor.

Bahrami says she first crossed paths with Movahedi in 2002, when they attended the same university. She was a 24-year-old electronics student. He was 19. She never noticed him until they shared a class. He sat next to her one day and brushed up against her. Bahrami says she knew it wasn't an accident.

Bahrami said that over the next two years, Movahedi kept harassing her and making threats, even as he asked her to marry him. "He told me he would kill me. He said, 'You have to say yes. On a November afternoon in 2004, Movahedi's threats turned to violence. That day at 4:30 p.m., Bahrami left the medical engineering company where she worked. As she walked to the bus stop, she remembers sensing someone behind her.

She turned around and was startled to see Movahedi. A moment later came the agonizing pain. Movahedi had thrown something over her. What felt like fire on her face was acid searing through her skin.

The acid seeped into Bahrami's eyes and streamed down her face and into her mouth. When she covered her face with her hands, streaks of acid ran down her fingers and onto her forearms. Two weeks after the attack, Movahedi turned himself in to police and confessed in court. He was convicted in 2005 and has been behind bars all along. Bahrami's lawyer, Ali Sarrafi, said Movahedi had never shown any remorse. "He says he did it because he loved her," Sarrafi said.

Attack victims in Iran usually accept "blood money": a fine in lieu of harsh punishment. With no insurance and mounting medical bills, Bahrami could've used the cash, but she said no. "I told the judge I want an eye for an eye," Bahrami said. "People like him should be made to feel my suffering."

Bahrami's demand has outraged some human rights activists. Criticizing acid-attack victims is almost unheard of, but some Internet bloggers have condemned Bahrami's decision. "We cannot condone such cruel punishment," wrote one blogger. "To willingly inflict the same treatment on a person under court order is a violation of human rights."

Late last year, an Iranian court gave Bahrami what she asked for. It sentenced Movahedi to be blinded with drops of acid in each eye. This month, the courts rejected Movahedi's appeal. Bahrami's lawyer, Sarrafi, said the sentencing might be carried out in a matter of weeks. He said he doesn't think Bahrami will change her mind. Neither does Bahrami.

She has undergone more than a dozen surgeries on her badly scarred face, but she says there are many more to come. She can't afford to pay for her medical care, so she's using the Internet to raise money. "If I don't do this and there is another acid attack, I will never forgive myself for as long as I live," she said.

After 17 surgeries to repair her face, Bahrami has no pity for Emovahedi: He made fun of me in front of the court she stated. Now he is whimpering for mercy, asking me to leave him at least one eye. But it is too late for that.

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I despise human rights activists. I honestly do. As I've said before, there are some actions that one undertakes that deserve the loss of any rights and this is one of them. How can one put a price on their sight, on their looks, on the happiness, their very well being? This man will be getting what he deserves. In fact, he doesn't deserve to simply be blinded, he deserves to be maimed in the same manner that his victim was. It takes a country as terrible as Iran to actually employ a fitting punishment for once.

I normally agree that most of the crap they punish and the punishments for it are too harsh (i.e. stoning for adultery, caning, etc.) but this is not one of those cases. I sincerely hope she doesn't back down and does stick with her decision to carry out the punishment. The disastrous legal systems of the west are for once a shining example of how the sort of activism that condemns this sort of punishment for such heinous crimes keeps any sort of positive step toward stopping such crimes in the future from being reached. You won't hear this often... Good Job Iran!

Truck Nutz? Seriously? If You Own These I Hate You!

2009-10-02T04:19:00.003+01:00

Have you ever wondered, am I a giant douche? Many of you might have. After years of observation I have come to the conclusion that many people who are in fact a giant douche simply have no idea. I'm here today to give you an example of one way you might tell. Unfortunately I know for a fact that photobucket will call it a term violation and delete the pictures so I must simply describe.

If you own a set of testicles that hang from the bumper of your vehicle, you are most certainly a giant tool. That's right, just check the bumper of your vehicle, and if it has balls, I certainly hope the set on your body isn't getting any use. There are literally tens of websites that sell this "novelty" which is sort of like a billboard for your truck that screams "I don't ever get laid, but I would sure like to." If you don't believe me check it out.

www.truck-nuts.com, www.trucknutz.com, www.bullsballs.com, www.nutsfortrucks.com, www.mistercojones.com, www.bumpernuts.com

If you do find that your truck has balls I would suggest that you check for few other things that are likely present on your person. First check to see if your hair is short in the front and long in the back. This haircut is affectionately known as the mullet and it is a strong indicator that you are actually still in the 80's and should trade your truck for a Camaro that you can use to screech tires in parking lots.

Next you will want to check your face, do you have a molestache? The molestache can take many forms and it's contigent upon having the mullet, skullet, or any variation of them such as the Speed Dealer Mullet or the Camaro Mullet. If you have this combination you must seek help, you are in danger of marrying your cousin or molesting a child.

Third you will want to try to recall if you have been sexually active. If you find that you have you will want to examine your own junk, not the set on your truck. You are likely to find the herp, even if there isn't obvious herp present there may be other nasty things you might have caught from the horrifying she beast who would copulate with a man with nuts hanging from his bumper.

What deficiency must one be trying to make up for by hanging a glossy set of nuts from your bumper. You see, my friend, this is why I disagree with universal healthcare. I don't think paying extra tax money so that you can have your life extended even by a single day is a positive investment. Take the nuts off, throw them away, shave the mullet and the stache and get a job. One final thing, please, please, please, use a condom, we do not want more of you running around impregnating other fat rednecks who also have no job.

Society is screaming toward hell at speeds that would make a fighter pilot puke in his oxygen mask. I would say this pretty much nails it.

Idiocracy - Opening Sequence - Funny bloopers are a click away

2009-10-01T15:54:00.002+01:00

Just for funsies. He probably sued the architect for designing dangerous stairs in his house.

2009-10-01T15:51:00.002+01:00

Since it's simply racist and deplorable to single out and target member of the most peaceful religion ever, Islam, for airport security checks. You might just need this.

Activists Say Joker Obama Is Racist

2009-09-30T21:40:00.006+01:00

Abdomination, it's abdominable they way they attack the president simply for being a black man!

Activists gathered outside a downtown strip club Monday to denounce as racist a banner depicting President Obama as the Joker from Batman. "Not only is it an attack on the president, but also on all men and people of African descent," King Salim Khalfani, president of the Virginia NAACP, said of what he called "the abomination that's on the wall" outside Club Velvet. The word "socialism" is spelled out below the caricature.

Apparently the herptified lady parts swinging free on the inside of the club are perfectly fine... No, no, no, don't get me wrong, I'm ok with strippers, some people simply are never going to be able to do other things. At least they aren't collecting welfare. I'm just saying!

Activists said the Joker banner was typical of what they called escalating attacks on the president — from depictions of Obama as Hitler at rallies to South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson's "You lie!" outburst during Obama's recent nationally televised address to Congress. "Racism is as American as apple pie," Khalfani said. "The presence of a president that has African blood is very, very troublesome to many in this country."

It's true, the racism is rampant. I saw a black man the other day and he was in Walmart and the racist cashier told him the machine wouldn't accept his card! It was because he was black. They're picking on him simply because he's black... well, half black. I bet they also said that his wife Michelle looks like Serena Williams and Grace Jones spawned an ugly-ass first lady. Have you seen the size of her feet? They're like a size 14. Oh, I said that... it's true, she's a man beast. Oh no, I must be racist since I said something mean about somebody who isn't the same color as me.

I'm such a racist bastard I'm going to go kill myself now. Ok, I lied, I don't really care, I did that to prove a point. EVERYFUCKINGTHING IS RACIST IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR RACISM IN IT. The only racist one here is this asshat who's screaming racism over the criticism of a shitty president. Our president is a socialist and he is a liar who is doing his very best to destroy our country and all of our values and that's why he's getting "attacked." I order an IQ test for this Khalfani character. I would be willing to bet glue sniffing mongoloid of anybody's choosing would top his score if he actually believes what he's saying. I'm sure he doesn't though, he's simply pushing an agenda of trying to keep any non-minority groups under the thumb of political correctness until being of said group becomes a literal handicap. So far, it's working. Usually the only people who say things like what this guy is saying is somebody who voted for Obama only because he was black. This guy is too stupid to grasp anything else and from the eyes of one moron, another moron can do no wrong. I hope these "activists" get run over by a train.

Is Your Babysitter A Licensed Daycare Provider?

2009-09-30T12:15:00.003+01:00

Communist thugs at it again?

Michigan - Each day before the school bus comes to pick up the neighborhood's children, Lisa Snyder would watch the children of three of her fellow moms for about an hour before they left for school.

This would simply never do.

Regulators who oversee child care don't see it as charity. Days after the start of the new school year, Snyder received a letter from the Michigan Department of Human Services warning her that if she continued, she'd be violating a law aimed at the operators of unlicensed day care centers.

The law says "no one may care for unrelated children in their home for more than four weeks each calendar year unless they are licensed day-care providers."

State Rep. Brian Calley, R-Portland, said he was working to draft legislation that would exempt situations like Snyder's from coverage under Michigan's current day care regulations.

"Situations like Snyder's"... this isn't a situation it's an issue of life for people who have kids.

A spokesperson did admit that the law "gets in the way of common sense," but one has to wonder how such a law gets in the books to begin with.

Now as much as I dislike children, as much as I find them to be vile and deplorable creatures who spread disease and auditory discomfort, I do realize the necessity of such beings. Do we really want to discourage those who are gainfully employed, want to stay that way, and want to have children? What do we get otherwise? Welfare moms popping out more and more, dumber and dumber kids driving the collective national IQ toward zero and America back to a time before man was smart enough to use simple tools. Why would such a law be in place? Simply so "day care" agencies can extort more money out of people who don't have it in exchange for shitty mass produced service.

(i.e. throw your kid in a room with 40 other diseased little bastards and pay them no mind for the next 8 hours.)

This is no different than the union thugs who have helped to bankrupt every other industry they get their grimy paws into. If parents trust the person they should be able to leave their child with any person who is reasonably responsible and willing to care for them (with some exceptions obviously but you get the point) for pay or not. There couldn't possibly have been any good intent, poorly faked or otherwise, in the drafting of such a ridiculous law.

Muslim Call To America?

2009-09-29T16:57:00.005+01:00

I'm simply going to quote this one word for word as I found it here. If you read my blog you know already that I take very serious issue with some of the special treatment Islam is receiving in this country. I'm a big advocate of rules are rules and apply to everybody without exception. Islam gets away with murder, usually literally at the drop of a perceived insult. Now this article is going to basically say "they'll make any exception you demand here so come and fuck up their country with your medieval horseshit."

This summer Muslims were murdered in Holland, Germany, and Belgium – four victims of hate crimes.

These murders are just the latest examples of Islamaphobia coming out of Europe. But Europe is not the only place intolerant of its Muslim citizens. Even in some Muslim countries, expression of religion is often perceived as a threat to the secular state.

One of the best places for a Muslim to live is the United States. In a lot of ways, conditions are better here than almost anywhere. As a Muslim not permitted to wear my head covering as a politician in my home country, Turkey, I know.

Think about it: In Turkey, where the vast majority of the population is Muslim, you will not find a lawyer with a beard or a student at a university wearing a head scarf, but you can find plenty in New York City. In Tunisia, you won't see a religiously dressed physician at university hospitals – but you can in Alabama.

In the majority of Muslim countries the government is an intrusive enterprise with eyes and ears everywhere. The result is bleak. Countries reward only sycophants of the "divine" state. Muslims feel stifled by the encroachments of the establishment and lack of religious tolerance. If a man or a woman wanted to organize a protest against the government to gain the right to practice their religion more openly or be politically active against the status quo, may God help him to escape from the wrath of the state.

Many Muslim countries promote homogeneity while their citizens yearn for a right to diversity, which will give them the ability to practice their religious rituals freely.

In America, on the other hand, doors open to accommodate people's religious beliefs. And that, along with citizenship rights and the opportunity to exercise the freedom to practice Islam day in and day out, is what makes the US so good for the millions of Muslims here.

American Muslim women can engage in any sport they choose wearing their religious garment – unlike in France and Italy where Islamic-approved swimsuits, and therefore Muslim women, are not welcome in the pools.

The White House and universities alike host iftars to celebrate Muslims' holy month of fasting. Elementary school students can attend Friday prayers without having to worry about absentee records.

These small but significant examples of freedoms attest to the country's sine qua non of inalienable citizenship rights: freedom of expression and freedom of religion.

That is not to say that the US is exempt from the mistreatment of Muslims. Racial profiling and workplace discriminations sometimes do occur. Yet the difference is when American Muslims face an unjust treatment, they have recourse where they can find justice.

Examples abound: The Justice Department sided with Muslim high school students in Texas who weren't allowed to pray on school premises during lunch break in 2005, when they took their complaint to the federal government.

This year, a judge has ruled favorably in the pretrial lawsuit brought by six imams who were detained in 2006 for "flying while Muslim." This would not happen in many Muslim countries since judiciary bodies are generally under the thumb of the regimes that promote coercive secularization.

Post-9/11, the US did mistreat some Muslims. But today, the Obama administration is making amends by probing alleged CIA torture and by closing the Guantánamo prison. There, after early abuses, officials accommodated detainees' religious needs. So-called Muslim nation-states could learn from these steps in their treatment of devout citizens.

As President Obama tries to mend America's relationship with the global Muslim community, he should promote "democratic" change from within, supporting any push from within countries for more heterogeneity.

Supporting the will of the "people" alone rather than the (semi) dictators, even when it is difficult, could make a huge difference.

Dr. Merve Kavakci is a lecturer of international affairs at George Washington University.

Muslims want diversity? Is that the right to wear the same head scarf as your neighbor? Letting kids out of school for prayers? Changing sports uniforms for hijabs? I couldn't even wear different socks than the rest of my relay team in high school track for fuck sake! Most Muslims who want diversity, like those in Iran, want freedom from the oppressions of Islam, i.e. head scarves and such. Religious tolerance is one thing but religious dominance is the only thing they'll take. There are some moderate Muslims I'll admit. The fact of the matter is that if there were more moderate ones than radical ones they should ultimately prevail and every country that is Muslim should be moderate. This doesn't happen, the radicals always take control of the Muslim community and here is no different.

Muslims murdered in Holland, Germany, and Belgium? Islamophobia!? Really, the fear of Islam is irrational? You're fucking shitting me right? So Islamists are not constantly blowing shit up, beheading, and otherwise murdering innocent people for things as simple as verbal criticism of a religion? This shit is all made up? Free European countries are the bad guy? One thing I'll give these Muslim apologists, who are usually the Muslims themselves, you've got some big goddamn balls. In light of what your comrades do and you can still with a straight face, call others irrational... holy shit!

I'm quite sure I can find at least 10 times the non-Muslims murdered by Muslims recently. In fact, I could trace every one of these cases the author mentioned to retaliation for the prior murder of a Westerner by a Muslim to begin with. Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's fucking raining and don't feed me this "Muslims are good people and can't be safe anywhere" horseshit. The Muslim people bring all of their problems on themselves either by actually committing violence, and making ridiculous demands in our countries that their countries wouldn't reciprocate, or most often simply refusing to do so much as stand up and publicly and vocally denounce such violence. If you want the way of life you had in your home countries, if you want to have rules that oppress normal life and stunt social, technological, and other growth, fine, but you can do it in your own shitty country, not in ours.

I for one am going to stand up and say that crying and trying to pretend you are the oppressed instead of the oppressor does not make it so. A hostage taker can walk right out with the "freed" hostages and pretend he's traumatized and nobody is going to know better if nobody knows what the gun in his hand actually is. The only thing that is going to happen is when the "moderate Muslims" get enough numbers and power in this country the radical ones will step in take control of them like they do in every other Muslim country. No, Dr. Merve, You can take your stupid religion and all the the special exceptions it requires and shove it right up your prophet's ass. What a steaming pile... At some point we need to just stand up and say "we don't want that here."

What The Hell Is Wrong With People?

2009-09-28T19:47:00.005+01:00

No, seriously, what in the name of Jesus H. Christ is wrong with people today? We need some goddamn chlorine in the gene pool, that is what's wrong with people. Here are two cases that I read about yesterday that make my blood boil. I can't stand kids nowadays to begin with; hyperactive, disrespectful, overly confident, loud-mouthed, bastards, they usually are. Shit like this pisses me off to no end. This is exactly what happens when you allow just anybody to breed. I'm a staunch advocate of requiring permits and licenses for such things.

A Philadelphia teenager wrapped a cat in duct tape, put it in a shopping bag and left it in a neighbor's backyard.

19-year-old James Davis was arrested on animal cruelty charges. Davis allegedly admitted to taping up the cat from neck to tail after he spotted it in his yard Sept. 21. "Davis then left the cat in his yard for a couple of hours. Because the animal kept screaming, he decided to toss it into a neighbor's yard, where at least 12 hours passed before she was noticed and authorities were contacted."

The gray tabby was nicknamed Sticky by animal welfare workers. It was dehydrated and had to be sedated while the tape was cut off its fur.

Animal welfare workers are still looking for Sticky's owner. Davis faces up to two years in prison and a minimum $1,000 fine if convicted. We all know he'll get like 60 hours of probation, the $1,000 fine, and that'll be that.

Not pissed off yet?

Here's another one for you.

An Australian cat named Smokey survived 13 shots to the head from an air rifle and then found his way home.

The nine-year-old cat turned up on his owners' doorstep bleeding from his head last week, three days after he went missing from the family home in Maryborough, central Victoria. A medical examination revealed 13 pellets lodged in his head and face. Sergeant Craig Pearse said it was remarkable Smokey had managed to get home after his ordeal.

The distressed feline had to be heavily sedated while 11 of the pellets were removed.

Animal welfare advocate Hugh Wirth said the incident was "utterly disgraceful", and that Smokey's tormentors deserved jail.

"Almost certainly these will be young males around about the age of 18 to 20 who have done this," said Wirth, Victoria state's president of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

"It's a pattern that we see throughout Australia and there's only one way to deal with it and that's jail."

I heartily disagree. There is a much better way to deal with it but it is disgraceful for damn sure. I propose the exact same treatment. For the kid who duct taped the cat, strip him naked and duct tape him head to toe then throw him in the park for a week. For the individual who shot the cat with the pellet gun. We decide how large the pellet is compared to the cat's head. Say it's oh, 1/100th of the size of the cat's head, that would be 13/100ths of the cats head worth of pellets. Then we decide how big the perpetrator's head is. 4/5 larger than that of the cat (just a guess) which would mean we need 4/5 the amount of pellets. I propose that we shoot the perpetrator of the crime in the face, oh, 52 to 78 times with a pellet gun.

Radical? Maybe, but this is how lessons are taught. Did nobody teach these moronic douchebags not to do cruel shit that you don't want done to you? I learned at a very early age, if you pull the cat's tail, mom will pull your ear harder, if you hit the dog, mom will hit you harder. This worked, and I think that's what people need. I guarantee crime rates go down when you get punished equally to the crime you committed. You stab somebody once, you get stabbed twice. You shoot somebody twice, you get shot three times. You beat somebody with a stick, we run you over with a bus. The world is half way to hell, the hand basket is traveling so fast it's on fire, and the liberals have a lead foot on the accelerator.

I'll Sue If You Don't Parent My Child!

2009-09-28T17:34:00.004+01:00

Human stupidity knows no bounds. Harry Blackmore was swinging on a small steel rail when he fell in the store in Liverpool. Harry's cranium was busted upon the floor causing monkey-boy Harry to swing no more.

His devastated mother was just yards away and totally neglecting to pay attention to her dangerously hyperactive child when the inevitable happened. Harry died at the end of 10 days in critical condition.

The distraught parents, who have four daughters, are now doing what any faulty parent does, suing the supermarket giant for negligence. They told a tale of how Harry knocked himself dead while mumsy was shopping blissfully and completely ignoring her child. The parents simply cannot understand how the store could fail to assign a complimentary personal assistant/babysitter to follow and care for Harry while Mrs. Harry's Mom shopped.

This blogger agrees, too many stores simply don't realize that children are a right of every parent but the responsibility of the whole village. We must all care for every child because not just every woman with a vagina can create one and then let it swing on public property like a chimpanzee on a cocaine bender while she wanders around the produce aisle in the prescription pain pill stupor.

They told how Harry was knocked unconscious after banging his head on the floor of the store in Park Road, Toxteth. He said: "This is a working class neighbourhood with lots of children. We say that parents should be able to go shopping with their children in a safe environment. "We say that the railing should not have been there or should not have been in that state."

This blogger agrees again. There should be no public structures of any sort if they can accommodate a child swinging on them. We must remove everything that a child can hang, swing, or otherwise get injured on so that his/her parents do not have to be burdened with parenting. One doesn't have children to have to pay attention to them, one has children to pay for their old-ass when they retire. Down with Somerfield! Burn them! Burn the witch!

There's a bright side to all of this. Now, with 1 less child, maybe they'll be able to pay more attention to the 4 left. I doubt it, but it was a nice thought.

Hat tip to Rantin Rab for this one.

Obama Stalls As Iran Keeps Building Nukes

2009-09-28T12:23:00.008+01:00

Iran says it has successfully completed two days of missile tests that including launching its longest-range missiles on Monday, weapons capable of carrying a warhead and striking Israel, U.S. military bases in the Middle East, and parts of Europe.

State television said the powerful Revolutionary Guard, which controls Iran's missile program, successfully tested upgraded versions of the medium-range Shahab-3 and Sajjil missiles with can fly up to 1,200 miles (2,000 kilometers). It was the third and final round of missile tests in two days of drills by the Guard.

The Sajjil-2 missile is Iran's most advanced two-stage surface-to-surface missile and is powered entirely by solid-fuel while the older Shahab-3 uses a combination of solid and liquid fuel in its most advanced form, which is also known as the Qadr-F1.

The U.S. and its allies (which are mostly imaginary at this point) disclosed that Iran had been secretly developing an underground uranium enrichment facility and warned the country it must open the site to international inspection or face harsher international sanctions. Harsher international sanctions such as a brisk scolding with no apology for up to 60 days.

Gen. Hossein "Big" Salami, head of the Revolutionary Guard Air Force, said Sunday the drills were meant to show Tehran is prepared to crush any military threat from another country. He concluded with "Irka dirka dir, dirka dirka dir!"

The revelation of Iran's previously secret nuclear site has given greater urgency to a key meeting on Thursday in Geneva between Iran and six major powers trying to stop its suspected nuclear weapons program. The powers are confident that if they can simply offer a yet better apology to Iran, peace will prevail.

Alex Vatanka, a senior Middle East analyst at IHS Jane's and part time cashier at Food Lion, said Tehran was conducting missile tests now "to show some muscle, show some strength, and say the game is not over for Iran yet." He noted the upcoming meeting in Geneva. Good call Alex!

"They felt going into these meetings ... that they needed to have something else to bolster their position, and I think that Iran's Revolutionary Guard showing a bit of military muscle here is part of that," he said. He also said to stop in the produce department for fresh California Oranges, pick up Coca Cola products buy one get one free, and if you don't have time to cook, stop in the deli for a fresh cooked rotisserie chicken and sides the whole family will love for only $7.99.

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said she doesn't believe Iran can convince the U.S. and other world powers at the upcoming meeting that its nuclear program is for peaceful purposes, as Tehran has long claimed. That puts Tehran on a course for tougher economic penalties beyond the current "leaky sanctions," she said. This means that "allied" countries, most of which do no business with Iran, will begin limiting the basically non-existent business with Iran. The effect is expected to be crippling to the Iranian economy (this blogger isn't exactly sure what "Iranian economy might entail other than missiles). Mrs. Clinton then let out a blood curdling banshee scream causing two elderly Senators to have mild myocardial infarctions and President Obama himself to soil his trousers.

The nuclear site was allegedly revealed in the mountains near the holy city of Qom and is believed to be inside a heavily guarded, underground facility belonging to the Revolutionary Guard. After the strong condemnations from the U.S. and its allies, Iran said Saturday it will allow U.N. nuclear inspectors to examine the (or at least A) site. Which site, has not yet been decided by Iranian officials. The case is looking very strong for the empty lot which once contained the now defunct Irka Dirka Burger factory (96% Halal!).

Israel has trumpeted the latest discoveries as proof of its long-held assertion that Iran is seeking nuclear weapons. Yet again though, nobody listens to the evil and terrible Jews (who have horns and forked tongues) because they are obviously deceitful liars who use Muslim blood to bake Matzoh and are out to control the world through the media and steal the Muslim's sand box from them.

By U.S. estimates, Iran is one to five years away (give or take 11 months) from having nuclear weapons capability, although U.S. intelligence also believes that Iranian leaders have not yet made the decision to build a weapon. Hopes are still high that Mahmoud will join the world circle Jerk. President Obama is still saving a seat beside him for Mr. Ahmadinejad, much to the dismay of the U.K.'s Gordon Brown.

Iran also is developing ballistic missiles that could carry a nuclear warhead, but the administration said last week that it believes that effort has been slowed. That assessment paved the way for Obama's decision to shelve the Bush administration's plan for a missile shield in Europe and with it the hopes and dreams of our (most likely former) non-Russian, Eastern European allies. Obama is imagined to have been quoted as saying "fuck that, planning for the future is for losers, besides, I'm in the process of collectivising the U.S. first."

When asked for his take on these events, the Profit Muhammad, peaces be of him, was quoted as saying "I don't give a shit dude, I just want the Jews dead because they called me a crazy." When pressed for more information he declined saying that he was going to get high and check out some fine ass over at the playground because "it's almost time for recess."

More Moderate, Tolerant, Muslims... Gee Wiz Wally, They Sure Are Good People

2009-09-24T13:25:00.004+01:00

Hat tip to Infidel Bloggers Alliance. A few days ago a Christian cemetery was desecrated in Istanbul. Unknown person or persons broke 90 tombstones that bore the sign of the cross and the name of the deceased. The historic cemetery of Valukli is located outside the ancient walls of Theodosius near an ancient Valukli Monastery, the only monastery dedicated to Our Lady still open in Istanbul.

Istanbul’s Christian cemeteries are desecrated on a fairly regular basis. A pogrom in September 1955 saw churches, cemeteries and properties owned by Istanbul’s Orthodox community desecrated and destroyed. Eventually dubbed the September pogrom, the event was the brainchild of Turkey’s political-bureaucratic-military establishment. The pogrom has remained engraved in the memories of Istanbul’s Christians who at that moment realized that their survival in the city would be difficult, if not impossible.

Christian cemeteries in the country are very large and serve as a reminder of the small Christian presence in the country. It just so happens that Christian cemeteries have also become surrounded by human habitation and are coveted by developers. Outraged and grieved by what happened, the Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew (pictured) went to see the desecrated cemetery, asking why such acts continue to strike Christian graveyards.

Despite the seriousness of the incident, the local press did not report it. Go figure!

Muslims treat anybody who isn't Christian like inferior, second class citizens in Muslim majority countries. At least Muslims don't segregate themselves and refuse to integrate with societies into which they move that are largely non-muslim... oh, wait, they still do exactly that. Well, at least when Muslims expect foreigners in their countries to conform to their rules, us Westerners require the same of them when they're in ours... oh, wait, we don't, we give in to nearly all their demands.

All I'm saying is treat others the way you want to be treated BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY treat others the way they treat you.

Field Trips For Dangerous Mental Patients

2009-09-24T12:39:00.006+01:00

An insane killer who slipped away from the staff of a mental institution on a field trip to the Spokane County International Fair was recaptured Sunday without injury more than 220 miles away in south-central Washington state.

Wait, what, wait, wait, an "insane killer." He's known for being both nutters, AND a killer. Ok, so what does any reasonable caretaker of such a person do? Take him on a field trip to a crowded public place! That seems perfectly logical to me. Fuck it, why not give him a chainsaw? We want to be sure we maximize his fun and relaxation time don't we?

He eventually surrendered to a superior police force but he'll be returning in Halloween 14: The Golden Years. Ok, I made that Halloween part up.

The eventual re-arrest was made by Spokane County Detective Roger W. Knight, who also nabbed Paul (THE SAME GUY) after he gave Eastern State Hospital personnel the slip during a previous field trip.

Now maybe it's just me, but let me get this straight. The guy is an "insane killer" who also has made previous escapes on previous field trips. Ok, that seems reasonable, at least there isn't any cause to not take him on field trips.

There are times when I sincerely hate this country. Ok, I don't hate this country, I hate people in this country. I'm looking at you lefty, crybaby, human rights, fucktards. Yeah, that's right, you're the assholes who get field trips for people who are insane, and who like to kill others. Why does he deserve a field trip? Actually the better question is why is he even alive to take a field trip? For what reason would you endanger the lives and well being of the public at large for the "rights" of somebody who should have lost his rights when he became decidedly crazy, or a killer, or both? Does the public not have the right to be safe from people who are known to be unsafe? Why do we preserve these people who will never serve a purpose for society to commit later crimes? Why? For what reason? Yeah I know, human rights... You don't even understand your own idiocracy if you think every human deserves the same rights. A properly functioning society (which hasn't made an appearance for centuries) gives the herd a trim as necessary to keep things neat and tidy. Sometimes you simply abandon the gimp to the lions for the sake of the herd.

Human Rights Group Doesn't Like Italy's Policy on Migrants

2009-09-24T04:44:00.004+01:00

I grabbed this one over at Europe News

The bilateral policy that took effect in May "is an open violation of Italy’s legal obligation not to commit... the forced return of people to places where their lives or freedom would be threatened or where they would face a risk of torture or inhuman and degrading treatment," the report said.

Rome -- Human Rights Watch Monday criticised Italy's new policy of returning boat people to Libya -- where they may face "brutal treatment" -- without giving them a chance to apply for asylum in Europe.

"Italy intercepts African boat migrants and asylum seekers, fails to screen them for refugee status or other vulnerabilities, and forcibly returns them to Libya, where many are detained in inhuman and degrading conditions and abused," the rights watchdog said in a report.

"The reality is that Italy is sending people back to abuse," wrote HRW's refugee policy director Bill Frelick, author of the 92-page report.

"Migrants who had been detained in Libya consistently spoke of brutal treatment and overcrowded and unsanitary conditions," he added.

The bilateral policy that took effect in May "is an open violation of Italy’s legal obligation not to commit... the forced return of people to places where their lives or freedom would be threatened or where they would face a risk of torture or inhuman and degrading treatment," the report said

Human rights groups... HA! What a joke, they're nothing more than communist whiners who won't be happy until there's shit on everybody's dinner plate. Why should Italy let them in, they aren't their citizens they have the right to do what they want with the immigration policies in their country (subject to change as they see fit). The migrants religion is likely the exact thing that is causing the "torture, inhuman and degrading treatment, and threatening their freedom." If they want to leave that at the door it would be one thing but I'm sure they don't. I wouldn't let somebody with the plague into my house either. I hope Italy tells them to fuck off and continues shipping them right back to the shit-hole their belief systems helped to create. Fix your own house if the roof leaks, don't expect refuge in ours when it rains, just because you left a hole in the roof.

Modern Jihad & Culture That Doesn't Defend Itself

2009-09-23T23:28:00.008+01:00

The following is an excerpt from a book by Tony Blankley entitled, The West's Last Chance: Will We Win the Clash of Civilizations?

In an odd way, we are in a situation similar to what confronted the American Indians when European explorers landed on these shores. From North America to South America the Indians vastly outnumbered the intruders. The Europeans were not exactly an army and warfare did not exactly break out. Both sides seemed almost friendly and cooperative at times. Had the Europeans been seen as a threat, the Indians could have slaughtered them in short order. Even with their guns there were only a few hundred Europeans while there were thousands of Indians. Only gradually did the intrusion, driven in part by exploration and a quest for trade, gain in magnitude, change in intent, establish beachheads, and eventually, overwhelm the native population.

The Indians lost despite their vast material, numerous advantages, and superior knowledge of what turned out to be a battlefield, because they had no point of reference in their history to properly judge what was happening. Today the challenge for America and the West is to remain alert to the fact that today's Islamist insurgency is something different from anything we have experienced before. For Europeans it is something different from earlier Muslim expansions. Because it is something new for us, our laws, traditions, ethical codes, and concepts of friend and foe have not evolved to recognize and manage the threat.

As the great American jurist Oliver Wendall Holmes wrote "The life of the law has not been logic, it has been experience." Because our law and cultural institutions have not experienced a great cultural insurgency in a globalized, interneted, and biological, chemical, and nuclear weapon filled world. We must consider with cool logic, to what extent our self-imposed, historic standards of conduct are sufficient to protect us from this new danger. Abraham Lincoln said it best "The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty and we must rise with the occasion."

As our case is new, so we must think anew, and act anew.

Don't find that funny? Neither do I.

A culture that does not stand up for itself in the face of imminent threat will be lost to the sands of time. Will you allow your culture, your heritage, and your very way of life to be ripped from your grasp or will you stand up and defend it? Islam is currently waging a war to subvert those very things we take so for granted and they are using our own hospitality and generosity as well as our very laws in which many Americans have lost meaning. Inch by inch we are giving up the rights for which our grandfathers fought and died. Stand with me, stand up, stand proud, and voice your disapproval or one day you too will be forced to fight not for freedom but to avoid dhimmitude and to secure your very survival.

Sharia Law... Do you really want it here in the West? They want you to have it and they'll give it to you one way or another if you don't slam the door on them.

Robert Spencer Talks About Stealth Jihad

2009-09-22T23:33:00.004+01:00

First of all just let me say that I am no fan of Pat Robertson. If this is your case as well do not skip past this simply for that reason. The primary subject of this video is the latest book I posted in hopes that I can get it out there and bring it in front of even more people. In this video, author, Robert Spencer is interviewed about his book "Stealth Jihad." If my review in my last blog was not enough to convince you, take a look at this video.

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This Should Be Required Reading

2009-09-22T19:56:00.006+01:00

I have read well over 100 books in the past year. The only reason the number of books I've read is important is because the one I'm about to tell you about is by far the best. In modern America, in the modern UK, in modern Western societies, this book should be required reading for every citizen who can read.

As I write this review, as I make this plea for those who read my blog to read this book. If you do or have read the book, please help spread the word on your own blogs if you can. There is a war being waged against us and we need to open our eyes and fight back. The war being waged is that of Islam against western society. The front is far more extensive than simple guns and bombs and the stakes are nothing less than the loss of our very cultures and the way of life we lead.

Western counties are daily welcoming with open arms, our very enemy into our respective societies and into our way of life and in attempts at multi-culturalism we are selling out and allowing the destruction of our own society on a clandestine front.

Robert Spencer describes describes the stealth Jihad to introduce Sharia into western society and to pave the way for it's takeover and eventual conquest and rule over Western society. Spencer is a veteran of the struggle against jihad; his previously published titles include "The Truth About Muhammad," "The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam, and the Crusades," "Religion of Peace, Why Christianity is and Islam isn't," "The Myth of Islamic Tolerance," and "Islam Unveiled." I have personally read each of these works and willingly endorse them all but this one describes many things the others do not. This is by far my favorite.

Spencer describes in unquestionable and frightening terms how the failure to join the resistance to Islam's malevolent spread in America will eventually lead to our downfall. Some European countries may already past the tipping point and will have some form of sharia law within 50 years. If you don't think it can happen here in America consider the Minnesota taxi incidents of 2006.

One taxi driver refused to pick up passengers carrying alcoholic beverages at the Minneapolis airport because to do so would "insult Islam." Soon other drivers joined the embargo against passengers with alcohol. The city tried a system using different colored taxis to accommodate the drivers who were and weren't willing to transport alcohol, but the system broke down. Within three months 5,400 passengers were denied service. The drivers claimed that they were defending "freedom of religion." In fact, Spencer shows that no one was preventing the drivers from practicing Islam. What the drivers were doing was "asserting sharia norms over non-Muslims." Had the precedent been allowed, what was to prevent drivers from refusing to carry passengers with pork products, or an unmarried couple?

Spencer shows how Muslim incursions into the unalienable rights which Americans blithely take for granted are not a fight for equal rights but a fight to impose Islamic law on the unbelievers in their own respective countries. These organizations reject peaceful coexistence, reject moral equivalence, and reject pluralistic governance. Portrayed as an extension of the civil rights movement in modern Western societies, Spencer shows how it is instead a clandestine movement to impose dhimmitude upon non-muslms and raise Islam to a protected group with rights superseding those of the Westerners who are considered by Muslims to be inferior and are to be treated as second class citizens. For Muslims to live peacefully with us is to insult the prophet Muhammad and is simply not an option for them.

Spencer uses the very documents of Islam, the Qur'an and the Hadith (traditions of the prophet), as well as the speech of Muslim writers and speakers themselves to make his points. Spencer quotes Islam's words verbatim and shows that there is no scope for compromise in the mandate to convert us, extract jizya (humiliating tax on non-Muslims), or kill us. These are their sole options and they mean business. America's very openness, its civil rights, its democratic ideals and institutions, and its tolerance create a vulnerability which Muslims use against us to achieve their goals.

Spencer hails Representative Sue Myrick (R-NC) for her ten point plan to counter jihadist activity in the United States. The Myrick Plan is a commonsense list of urgently needed tools and policies. No rational person could object to a single one of them. So who objects? The Council on Islamic-American Relations for starters. At what point will Americans wake up to the threat of Islamic jihad? When Islamic students in Brooklyn start wearing tee shirts emblazoned with "Intifada in USA?" Guess what? The school principal tried to defend the students' rights to flaunt their violent intents.

Jihadis in America will continue to press forward with their "right" to subjugate us; is it their sworn religious duty. You will either accept their gradual incursions, this "stealth jihad," or you will find the courage to resist. The more of us who are exposed to the thoughts of Spencer and other banner carriers for the resistance, the less effective the jihadis will be. It's your America; keep it that way. Describing the disturbing ease with which stealth jihadists have already become ensconced in the American political and media landscapes, Spencer exposes the full modus operandi of the movement in this Amazing and informative book.

Many will not believe Spencer and will write him off as a propagandist with racist or biggoted ideas that are poisonous to freedom. I implore you to think twice. Erase for a moment all of your past ideas and beliefs and simply read this book with a totally open mind. Resistance to jihad is not bigoted, racist, hatemongering, or Islamophobic; it is self defense against the war being waged against us to take our very freedoms and impose foreign and very oppressive laws upon us. Taking the word of the Islamic world about the intentions of Islam is like asking Hitler to outline proper human rights. This is a wake up call America, we must stand up and we must protect our culture before the roots of Islam dig too deep and destroy us from within.

Anarchy & The Peaceful Religion

2009-09-21T22:47:00.003+01:00

I read this one and snagged it from over at Atlas Shrugs so big nod over that direction.

I really couldn't resist because I'm constantly in awe of the peacefulness and restraint of this religion that is Islam. Islam provides such an example of behavioral goals for all of us time and again. Please, read on.

Nine law enforcement officers were injured this past Thursday night in Molenbeek, a suburb of Brussels, when they clashed with Islamic Moroccan youth after trying to detain a youth who had provoked police surveilling the community during Ramadan.

After several days of intentional provocation by the 14-year old youth, authorities went to his residence to detain him where they were met with loud protests by the boy's family. As they tried to remove the boy a mob of approximately twenty people circled the law enforcement officers and started to throw stones and other projectiles. Law enforcement officers had to employ pepper-spray in order to hold off the crowd as they took the boy into custody.

Muslims would never disrespect the law like this. We have never before seen such behavior by this group of people time and again. We know, because they tell us, the Qur'an says to always respect Western authorities and offer friendship and kisses to Kaffir wherever you may find him. It's true, they tell us this.

The family of the boy soon arrived at the police station with as many as sixty people in tow. In short order, the mob became unruly and began to throw stones, smash windows and damage police cars.

Throwing stones! Blasphemous lies! They don't even have a passage in the peaceful Qur'an that gives them permission to bury people up to their waist and stone them to death for adultery! Lies!

Police spokesman Johan Berckmans said the police had identified the 14-year old youth as the individual who harassed and threatened law enforcement officers during their routine patrols of Muslim neighborhoods during the annual Ramadan observance.

During the incident at the police station local law enforcement had requested reinforcements from the Brussels capitol. After the rioters were dispersed, Muslim rioters moved the anarchy to nearby locations.

Law enforcement employed water cannon, a helicopter and approximately 100 law enforcement officers to quell the situation. In all, nine law enforcement officers were injured, one seriously.

The national police union has asked for urgent action by the national government regarding the continued unrest emanating from the Muslim community there. NSPV spokesman Philip Van Hamme said more law enforcement and security personnel should be immediately added to the permanent and preventive services and that preventive patrols should be significantly expanded.

Allow Dillinger to submit a Standard Operating Procedure. This procedure has been developed from extensive studies of various responses and procedures in similar situations throughout history. This procedure is proven to have a clear and positive outcome and guaranteed to work every single time.

Step #1. Muslim riots and causes unrest, taunts law enforcement, etc.

Step #2. Law enforcement officials warn riot causing trouble maker to please stop.

Step #3. Law enforcement attempt to arrest riot causing trouble maker for not stopping.

Step #4. Riot causing trouble maker refuses to go with arresting officer.

Step #5. Would be arresting officer unsheathes large, heavy baton and slams it onto cranium of riot causing trouble maker.

Step #6. Riot causing trouble maker cannot fight back because he got what he had coming to his unruly ass for acting like a goddamn wild animal that he is.

Step #7. Arresting officers throw riot causing wild animal in car and remand him to bottom of local river.

Step #8. Family and friends of riot causing trouble maker attempt to throw stones, break things, and further riot.

Step #9. Arresting officer and comrades open fire on rioting wild animal family with multiple strategically aimed assault rifles thus ending the uprising with a god-like (or Allah-like if you prefer) swiftness.

Step #10. Remand riot causing wild animal family carcasses to bottom of local river.

Step #11. Repeat as necessary

PROBLEM SOLVED. In no time at all, the religion of peace really will be the religion of peace. If it has to be turned into the religion of rest in peace, so the fuck be it. Why do we put up with their shit and let them continue screaming how peaceful they are and how it's their fault as they riot, kill, rape, blow up, and generally cause the destruction of our societies and our things? They live in our countries and use our own laws to further our downward spiral into becoming subservient to theirs. If you pieces of shit want to act like thugs and general uneducated cunts that you are, do it in your mud huts in your own shithole country. Their respective countries are the shitholes they are precisely because of the belief systems they hold. If they want to stay in our countries they should be required to follow our rules and act like human beings. They simply cannot do it it. Islam is incompatible with Western culture, always has been, always will be.

Highly Recommended Book. "Icon of Evil"

2009-09-21T03:59:00.003+01:00

A biography of Haj Amin al-Husseini (1895-1974), who was the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem during the British Mandate period.

Here is the description of the book on Amazon.com

A chilling, fascinating, and nearly forgotten historical figure is resurrected in this riveting work that links the fascism of the last century with the terrorism of our own. Written with vigor and extraordinary access to primary sources in several languages, "Icon of Evil" is the definitive account of the man who, during World War II, was called 'the fuhrer of the Arab world' and whose ugly legacy lives on today. With new and disturbing details, David G. Dalin and John F. Rothmann show how al-Husseini ingratiated himself with his hero, Adolf Hitler, becoming, with his blond hair and blue eyes, an 'honorary Aryan' while dreaming of being installed as Nazi leader of the Middle East. Al-Husseini would later recruit more than 100,000 Muslims in Europe to fight in divisions of the Waffen-SS, and obstruct negotiations with the Allies that might have allowed four thousand Jewish children to escape to Palestine. Some believe that al-Husseini even inspired Hitler to implement the Final Solution. At war's end, al-Husseini escaped indictment at Nuremberg and was harbored in France. "Icon of Evil" chronicles al-Husseini's postwar relationships with such influential Islamic figures as the radical theoretician Sayyid Qutb and Saddam Hussein's powerful uncle General Khairallah Talfah and his crucial mentoring of the young Yasser Ararat. Finally, it provides compelling evidence that al-Husseini's actions and writings serve as inspirations today to the leaders of Hamas, Hezbollah, and other terrorist organizations pledged to destroy Israel and the United States.

This was an excellent book. I have been seeing the picture of the Mufti with Hitler used more and more often lately. If you have ever wondered exactly who this guy is, you need to read this book. If you are at all concerned with Islam in the world today (you should be), you need to read this book. I learned a great deal of interesting information. There are mixed reviews for it if you look around. Basically what they often come down to is realists promoting it and apologists condemning it. I'm telling you that you need to get a copy and read it through.

Failed Execution... Can, or Can't Try Again?

2009-09-18T20:48:00.005+01:00

Ohio is to try again to execute a man convicted of murder after his death by lethal injection was botched earlier this week when technicians spent two hours in a futile hunt for a vein able to take a needle. Veins that could be found collapsed as the needle was inserted, apparently because of past drug use.

Romell Broom allegedly became so distressed that he lay on his back and covered his face with both hands. One of the execution team handed him a toilet roll to wipe away tears.

My opinion: Who gives a shit? Why should I care even a little bit if this was the most terrifying and distressing event he's ever endured? I'm just guessing but I suspect it was pretty goddamn distressing for the 14 year old that he kidnapped, raped, and murdered as well.

Critics are using this as an opportunity to bitch and whine about how the death penalty and especially this case are cruel and unusual and shouldn't be used. They're also trying to say that making a second attempt should not be allowed. The scum of the earth (his attorneys) are attempting to fight another attempt.

One of Broom's lawyers, Adele Shank, who witnessed the failed execution, said her client was clearly in pain.

"It was obviously a flawed process," she said. "He survived this execution attempt, and they really can't do it again. It was cruel and unusual punishment."

In my opinion: I certainly hope he was in pain. He wasn't in 1/10 of the pain he deserved to be in.

I have a very simply solution. Firing squad. Quick, cheap, never misses a vein and if it does, it won't matter the least bit. They should have just stuck the damn needle in the greasy bastard's eye and had it done with.

Why I Hate Other Drivers

2009-09-18T20:11:00.004+01:00

I'll never understand why people are so stupid. This one is dedicated to some of my new found friends on the road today.

To all of you people who speed up when somebody tries to pass you.

Why the hell do you do this? There are so many of you it's ridiculous. If you want to go a particular speed then go that speed. If you want to drive in front of me then you are going to have to drive faster than me. This isn't subjective, this is a requirement. If you want to go 60 miles per hour in a 65 mph zone then fine, I don't have a problem with this but when I come up behind you and put on my turn signal and you speed up that makes you an idiot.

If you just weren't paying attention and slowed down as a result, you're still an idiot. If you realized that you're an idiot and you're now going to pay attention and speed up then fine, you can stay in front of me if it means that much to you. I use my cruise control, you should try it, it helps you to not be an idiot. If you continue to slow down until I'm on your ass and then speed up when I try to pass, don't make the "what did I do" gesture when you get the middle finger salute as I finally do pass you.

To all of you who tailgate when there's absolutely no reason to tailgate.

Where there are 4 lanes from which you may choose and traffic is relatively light, why the fuck must you be up my ass like a generic suppository? What the hell is preventing you from passing? Seriously, if you would like to go faster than I am going then go around you moron. You have no idea how difficult it is for me to not slam on my brakes and cause you to slam into me then sue the shit out of you.

I might actually consider doing just this if there wasn't a chance that it would cause a 20 car pile up behind us because the rest of the cocksuckers behind you are probably doing the same damn thing. Do you people realize that this is what actually causes traffic jams. One person taps their brakes then everybody following too close behind must hit them longer and longer until the wave goes back and totally stops traffic. You're all retards and I hope one day that you're doing it and a dump truck slams on it's brakes.

To the guy with 6 feet of carpet and padding rolled up and strapped to your roof.

Holy shit buddy! What the hell are you thinking? You had 3, maybe 4 thin ropes holding enough carpet and padding to fill a football field onto the roof of that van! (readers: I kid you not, it was at least 5 to 6 feet high) That is way too much shit to be on the roof, granted you were driving at 40 mph on a 65 speed limit road and holding up traffic like a bastard but I would be amazed if you reached your destination with your load. A little bit would be one thing, but if you can't fit the shit in your car, make an extra trip, you're a jackass.

To the guy who lost his couch on 70 in Maryland.

Was it a nice couch? Apparently not since you didn't feel the need to stop and pick it up. It was nice of you to leave it there. It was like a fun obstacle course on the highway, dodging cusions and shattered shards of your broken-ass couch. My having to swerve to miss the debris you left for me was a minor inconvenience and well worth it knowing that you were probably a dumbass like carpet padding guy and will now have to sit on the floor while you watch television.

P.S. To all of the listed above and many, many more. Do you know what a turn signal is? It's a little blinky fucking light that you turn on when you want to turn (go figure), it also works when you want to change lanes. This helps other drivers know when you're going to cut in front of them without actually looking to see what may be beside or behind you.

One final person I must address. This person wasn't driving... at the time... I don't think... he probably was.

To the guy who threw the condom on the sidewalk beside the parking lot. You are a filthy fucking bastard. I hope your horrible festering dick falls right the fuck off. I take that back, I hope a rabid antelope attacks you gnaws your junk into an unrecognizable pulp. I would settile for falling under the lawnmower and mulching it instead so you will never have need of another condom, EVER!

If I knew who you were I would save up condoms for the next 25 years, hunt you down, and fill your home with them while you're away. When you finally got it cleaned up I would hire vagrants to break in and piss all over all of your new furniture! Littering is one thing, throw your shit away you lazy fuck, but this is a whole new level. I hope you get hit by a bus.

Burning Man Burnt Man?

2009-09-17T02:01:00.001+01:00

More general stupidity. Why do we allow this sort of shit, seriously, why?

SAN FRANCISCO -- A man who was burned at the Burning Man Festival in Nevada in 2005 when he threw a friend's photograph into the flames lost a bid to a state appeals court in San Francisco Tuesday to sue the event promoter.

The Court said Anthony Beninati voluntarily chose to take part in a dangerous activity when he approached the burning 40-foot wooden statue for the purpose of throwing a photo of a deceased friend into the bonfire.

A three-judge appeals panel unanimously ruled that the promoter, San Francisco-based Black Rock City LLC, was protected by a legal doctrine known as assumption of risk.

Beninati sought to sue the promoter for negligence in San Francisco Superior Court in 2006 and appealed after a trial judge dismissed the lawsuit last year.

A three-judge appeals panel unanimously upheld a Superior Court conclusion that the assumption-of-risk doctrine protected Black Rock City from liability.

The festival, held in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada since 1990, features the burning of a 40-foot wooden effigy of a man atop a similarly tall platform at sundown on the Saturday before Labor Day each year.

Beninati approached the bonfire in 2005 after the statute and platform had begun to burn and had collapsed. After throwing his friend's photo into the flames, he took a few more steps forward and tripped and fell into the fire, badly burning both hands, according to his lawsuit.

Beninati was the general manager of a real estate rehabilitation company at the time of the festival.

What a colossal waste of time and money. It's a shame he didn't turn himself into a human torch and run screaming off a cliff. Judges not only should have thrown out the case, they should have fined him heartily for being a moronic jackass and wasting the court's time and money trying to bring a lawsuit against somebody for his own stupidity and clumsiness.

When You Refuse To Punish Criminals You Must Punish Everybody Instead

2009-09-15T18:05:00.004+01:00

The first “anti-stab” knife is to go on sale in Britain, designed to work as normal in the kitchen but to be ineffective as a weapon.

The knife has a rounded edge instead of a point and will snag on clothing and skin to make it more difficult to stab someone.

Fucking OUCH! Seriously, look at the tip of that thing. Point or no point, you cannot make a knife that isn't going to hurt like a bitch and do some serious damage.

It was invented by industrial designer John Cornock, who was inspired by a documentary in which doctors advocated banning traditional knives.

Mr Cornock said that the knife will cut vegetables, but will make it ALMOST impossible to stab someone to death.

The knife is expected to receive favorable results by the Home Office’s Design and Technology Alliance which set up to research products that can deter crime.

You know what works better than taking all pointy objects from all citizens? Getting the fuck rid of criminals who commit violent crimes! Punishing them accordingly (i.e. execution for murder, attempted murder, etc.) Society is better off without some people.

Really United Kingdom? Banning knives? Now I have heard the whisperings. We're the gun toting nutters who won't give up our firearms. Oh yes, I've heard it more than once and it's often coming from your section. It's true that there are shootings here by violent asshats who get a hold of guns. You are proof that the same categorical crimes don't stop without said guns, people will just turn to skewering one another with randomly selected kitchen utensils instead.

If you still want to condemn us for our want of keeping our freedom to have weapons, I won't hold that against anybody. Just don't expect an apology when I laugh at you because they take away your ability to cut your fucking food. Oh, it'll be next, it still has a sharp blade which they'll soon realize can be used for slashing (see "Islamic Beheadings").

P.S. There will still be sharp pointy knives out there somewhere (i.e. in the hands of the criminals), they just won't be in your own kitchens for use as your own protection. If you take the knives they'll just beat you to a bloody pulp using sticks or rocks instead. It isn't the weapon it's the piece of shit wielding the weapon.

Unleashing The Hillary

2009-09-15T15:47:00.000+01:00

U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan